Thread 938785420

Sex stories thread!

I know we're not all virgins here, so share your favorite sexy story. Can be anything, good times, bad times, first times or just something particularly memorable.

This one time at band camp I accidentally your mom

>>938785420 (OP)
420 blaze it faggot
>had a crush on some older girl
>most attractive girl in the village
>get hand on some spicy pics of her
>fap to them everyday
>was lucky and went to the same party
>talk to her for hours
>we share many interests
>meet her the next day for more talking
>spent the w h o l e fucking day together
>"Anon do you want to find out what my fav movie is?"
>went to her place had sex 3 times that night

>>938787588
Shit larp

>>938785420 (OP)
go through divorce, done with frigid bitch
fuck and date younger coworker
have tinder
>match single mom of 34
>young coworker pussy < experienced milf
>go for drinks, looks nice, smart bitch
>text her few days
>invites me to her place for drinks
>kid is at her parents
>buy beers, come to her place
>wears loose shirt and shorts
>no bra, pokies
>"Anon, let's stay at the porch I don't know you"
>drink beers, talk shit about exs
>need to piss
>says she is not comfortable me going in
>says she will make exception
>go to toilets
>get out to the hallway
>stands few steps from the entrance
>smiles and closes the door
>instant hard on rush
>push her against the wall
>no bra alright
>no panties
>make out, fingering, jerking off
>move to the kitchen
>lift her on the counter
>"Anon, I make my kids breakfast here"
>pulls my hand leads me to her room
>strip her naked
>nice curves, hairy pussy
>get in bed, sucks me off good
>very active and touchy and explicit
>dirty talk to me
>eat her out
>fuck her spread eagle position
>screams how she feels my cock
>grab her hair and pull her down for some more head
>turn her around fuck her prone bone
>cum all over her back and ass
>post cum clearness
>fuck she is good but young pussy is bonus
>get the fuck out of there see her no more

>>938788074
Shit larp

>>938787620
>>938788144
shit larp of shit larp

>>938788244
Really?

>>938785420 (OP)
The old guy who was always in the room where i worked told me that when he made his first batch of beer, he accidentally put the yeast in before the grains and made an awful tasting batch

>>938788686
Same.

I can never be bothered to type these stories out. Writing the story out just isn't as hot as having been there yourself.

>>938789276
Same.

I was friend with this dude in college who was 6’7 and his nick name was i95 because his dick was as long as the highway. He briefly dated a hot girl I knew that went to the same high school as me. He would tell me stories about calling her whenever he wanted to use her and she would be over immediately to suck his giant dick and he would destroy her pussy… years later I ran into her at the bar and we connected. We have been married now for almost 10 years. I get hard as a rock with the thought of her getting fucked like a hooker with his huge dick.

>>938789490
Pic related

>>938790221
Really?

>>938790232
Yeah really

>>938790688
Really?

No u

>>938792651
Same.

>>938792681
Yeah dude, was fucking hott, huh?

>>938792713
Same.

We were on a couples trip, my wife and her best friend started talking about BJ and I said my wife was pretty good in that department. They both started comparing how long they made guys last. One thing lead to another and the BF husband said the should let us be the judge. I’m not small at 7.5 inch but he had to be 9.5 plus. Long story short he blew a load all over her face first. They went to clean up while his wife finished me off. We went to go find them and my wife was on the bathroom counter butt naked tacking all of him. When she noticed she smiled and said it was only fair he mad her cum.

>>938792813
Shit larp

>>938792850
If you say so

>>938793016
Really?

>>938785420 (OP)
Gf and I are trying long distance for college but she gets 1 hallpass a week

>>938793031
True story but I’m not arguing about it.

I can elaborate more if I anyone is interested

>>938793106
Does she provide photos or at least talks about them with you?

>>938793236
Tells me about them yeah

>>938793311
To finish the story I stripped hos wife down and sat her on the counter and she grabbed my cock and slid it into you soaking wet pussy.

Found out that night that in college they had a few threesomes together.

Had a gay roommate in college who would openly comment on how he could see my cock through my lounge shorts. One night we were drunk and talking about our sex lives and I mentioned how I had never been able to cum from a blowjob. He took it as a challenge and asked if he could try. He pulled my cock out and sucked me off, giving me the best head of my life until I burst down his throat.
A few nights later we were just chilling and watching TV when he started rubbing on my crotch and I let him blow me again. This turned into almost nightly unspoken head without us ever talking much about it, even when I was dating my now wife.

I moved out after a few years but I still think about how good he was at sucking cock

I had a borderline sexual relationship with my Mom as a teenager. We were naked around each other a lot, we slept in the same bed naked together a few times and even cuddled once, I used to watch her in the shower, and we would talk very openly about sex

>>938788074
>"Anon, I make my kids breakfast here"
Red flag. Sounds like another future frigid bitch
>his nick name was i95
No, it wasn't. You're letting porn brain infect your larp with shitty details

>>938794236
Not that I care but I’m not larping. Story is true and thats what people called him.

had a friends with benefits in college who would exchange bjs for me writing her papers. she'd stay underneath my desk while i worked, just teasing my dick until the homework was done

>>938793563
I've been on the other side of that.
I used to blow my step-brother every night starting around puberty. I'm turned off thinking about doing anything with any other guy (or of doing more with him than oral), but for some reason blowing him when we were young was amazing.
Even when we both in college I'd drain him all the time and even set up threesomes with the girl I was dating so we could both go down on him... to this day my wife keeps hoping we can do that agin.

>at party
>hit it off with a friend of a girl my friend was fucking
>go back to hers
>getting handsy making out
>"anon I'm saving myself for marriage but I'm not crazy strict on that"
>wat.jpeg
>"like I still like to fuck just no vaginal"
>rail this girls ass, the first time I've ever done anal
>she fucking loves it, has me rub her clit while banging in doggy and she has a screaming orgasm
>"best part is you can cum in me every time"
>date, exclusively fuck anally
>get married, finally get to fuck her pussy
>a ton of teasing the weeks leading up
>I last no more than 1 minutes
>fuck like rabbits the whole first month
>go figure the girl who was never on birth control is fertile
>have amazing relationship, eleven years strong with a beautiful family
>still get anal very often

It's a good life anons

for maybe a month in uni gf was big into livestreaming us fucking. she’d eat my ass on stream at time. highest viewer count we had was over 1k

>>938795107
Wow a story that began with anal and ended in an oddly wholesome fashion.

Cheers anon.

>>938785420 (OP)
Wife hooks up with guys when I'm on business trips

>>938798446
so you're a worthless cuck, that's cool man

>>938798174
Thanks anon, moral is: there are angels among us with those with faith to witness them. Though the bitch cannot load a dishwasher to save her life, my personal hell ever day

first ever gf used to be a "kik girlie" and i secretly jerked off to her conversations

>>938798557
I have fun

>>938785420 (OP)
when i was 14 i had a 12 year old gf. she would come over and while playing n64 i would give her massages. worked up to going into my room and giving eachother oral, came in her mouth and she swallowed. ate her pussy close to a dozen times over our short relationship. never had sex which is probably good because she would have got pregnant

Little girls are cheap in the 3rd world

My ex and I had this hobby of doing it outside or in risky situations. A few examples: She gave me head in a ski gondola, I even penetrated her for a few seconds but the ride was short so just enough time to cum in her mouth. We did it onboard an inflatable raft on a lake with beachgoers 50 meters away. Also we did in inside my tent in public places, did it in a forest once near a hiking route, did it a storage room of a small shop, in a hunter's high-stand, in her room while her brother was sleeping a meter away, in a bunkbed while others were drinking and smoking in the same room, etc. Never got caught, it was fun until I fucked up because I got bored of her hypersexuality and cinstant jealousy. So I cheated on her...

One of my earliest (but not my first) sexual escapades was in 8th grade. There was a girl that I started slowly hooking up with to where she was giving me oral/handjobs between or after classes. Never did vaginal or anal (we tried anal a couple times, didn't work lol). She was obviously only into me because I had a little money and I would give her lunch money or gifts in return for the sexual favors. I was ok with this arrangement. She would deny being my girlfriend and we both just kept it on the down low. I don't think anyone else even knew.

The sucky part is the end of the year came and I got left behind a grade. She moved on to high school. I petitioned and tried to work out anything I could make happen, but they kept saying I was not qualified to teach high school. I could have improved my education I suppose, but I was pretty happy where I was at in the end after all so I just stayed.

>>938800635
To be fair, if she was that hypersexual and jealous she may have been cheating on you already.

Projection and all that. Many cheaters are extremely jealous because they suspect that you are doing exactly what they are, in fact already doing.

>>938801481
I know for a fact that she was not cheating. Her dad was an alcoholic and her mother a narcissistic vile woman. She latched ontonme because I was an escape from her trashy abusive family. So she let me do anything. Like anal, choking, soft bdsm. Sad thing is after we broke up she got a few mental breakdowns. Family issues. We still chat sometimes, In my mind she is still available I only need to reach out. I like this feeling, but I will mot reach out. It would start a new spiral. When you can do anything to a person you tend to be evil. Or at least I tend to be evil. I enjoyed puhing her head underwater or telling her stuff to hurt her... Man I am evil I guess.

>>938785420 (OP)
I like running trains on my gf with friends

>>938785420 (OP)
Spent a better part of a year fucking an 11yo girl who lived in the same apartment complex as me, when I lived in NYC 5ish years ago.

>>938801723
>Man I am evil I guess.
yes.
stop that

>>938802193
And you stopped because?

>>938787588
Did you ever find out what her favorite movie is?

>>938785420 (OP)
I cheated on my bf this summer and then a lot this first week of my freshman year

>>938803270
why

>>938803820
He wasn't fucking me

>>938803863
why not? what's the problem

>>938803897
Idk he wants to wait till marriage

>>938803907
are you still together?

>>938803944
Long distance yeah

>>938803960
lol, post your pic

>>938803988
Me?

>>938804010
yeah

>>938803988
Probably will need to take and post 3 pics to get their whole body.

>>938785420 (OP)
im a turbo-slut. had a lot of sex with a lot of different people in random places. Fucked an older woman in a parking garage- she was big into spanking so I had to hike of up her skirt and give her a good spanking before fucking her. I sucked off a dude in an airplane bathroom mid-flight once. that was fun. got spitroasted in a dentist office once on my lunch hour lol.

>>938803988
Ranjeet. I just know you're a ranjeet.

Id love to have a 4some with my gf and her nieces

>>938804046
What about a hubble pic?

My brother (6 yrs older) was dating this chick at the time. She was a thot and she had a best friend who was a lil less but still a thot!

i was around 12-13 years old. and we would take me with him to double date with his girl and her best friend. Even though i had a gf.

When me and best friend talked she would always ask sexual questions, but i would always respond with im a virgin and innocent (i wasn't).

Long story short she offered to take my virginity, she was on the thicker side but had a pretty face! Damn, we had a long fuck fest until i got her pregnant. She decided to keep it but moved away because she was scared that my mom would of pressed charges for the age gap (my mom can be a karen).

Best 3 years of my life, we learned alot together and now i have a kink for older women!

>>938804561
how big is your long distance bf?

>>938805765
Idk i haven't measured. Maybe 5 inches? Ive only jerked him off

>>938805787
is that the only sexual thing you did?

>>938805821
We've made out, hes felt me up over underwear, and I've jerked him off

>>938805857
what did you do when you cheated on him?

>>938805905
Lol everything else. Ive had sex now, sucked dick, got eaten out

>>938805948
did you make any photos/vids?

>>938805982
I haven't yet

>>938806009
you should and then send it to him

>>938806052
That seems mean lol

>>938806098
as cheating on him is ok

>>938806117
Yeah but he doesnt know

>>938806178
were you a virgin before you met your long dis bf?

>>938806217
Yes I was

>>938806232
so what will you say when he thinks he's going to take your virginity, and you've already been fucked?

>>938806263
Idk it seems like we'd need to get married for that

>>938806294
why are you even keeping him around

>>938806328
I mean I do definitely love him

>>938785951
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>938806339
You remind me of one of my FWBs, he had a boyfriend she was in love with, but they could only meet on weekends, sometimes every second weekend, as they were in university in different cities. So she asked if I would fuck her from time to time, but nothing more, as she is in love, she just wants to have more sex.
The ways I degraded that slut...

>>938806487
That sounds a lot like me hahahaha

>>938806539
let's see your body

>>938806636
Idkkkkkk

>>938806667
just do it, noone wil recognise you

>>938806539
Was a weird setup. Originally, I wanted to hook up with her, but she did not seemed interested, so we kinda kept in touch.
Then, out of nowhere she asked if I'd be down for that, and since I was single, I thought, why the fuck not, regular sex with a girl I am attracted to.
Also, since I wasn't emotionally involved, I did not really hold back at all, did everything I could think of and she let me.
Funny enough, eventually she split with his "love" and wanted to get steady with me, but I thought if she slutted out behind his back, she would do the same with me, so she ended up being single.

>>938806706
Yeah, I shared a few exes here without faces, never got back to me. Or them.

>>938806706
>>938806717

>>938806749
you're a jackpot if your LD bf is into cuckolding

>>938806808
Idk how id even ask him that

>>938806846
with how many different guys were you so far?

>>938806885
5

>>938806846
Tell him that you read an article about fetishes like hotwifing and cuckoldry and you are interested in his opinion on the topic.
Not that hard.

>>938806915
where did they cum?

>>938806922
Mm that's actually not a terrible idea...
>>938806968
In me or on me, I have an iud and I don't really like condoms when I tried

>>938807012
People always overcomplicate things, especially women. Most people like to fuck, most people have weird fetishes. How do you want to fulfill them without asking? Of course the weirder shit needs some preparation, but if you do it in small steps, almost anything can be reached.

>>938807012
that's so hot

>>938807012
would love to see you nude

>>938807260
Thank youuuuu
>>938807537
Definitely not gonna do nude

>>938785420 (OP)
For stolen nudes
https://photoleakguard.com/

So not really a sex story but wouldn’t mind honest opinions of what people would have done.
Was living with a friend at the time who I was renting off, a very cute attractive girl a few years younger then me. Her, me and someone related to her that I was kinda seeing enough to share a bed with at least but not enough that anything was official but for ease let’s just say she was my gf, we all ended up getting drunk one night my gf bails early and goes to bed while me and my cute friend keep drinking and stay up a little later, we’re drunk we get closer throughout the night blah blah eventually she needs putting to bed and she’s a little sad so I put her to bed and I lay with her and talk to her for a while about what’s upsetting her, for the most part it’s just cos depending on her mood she’s either a happy drunk or sad drunk and there’s no in between. Just to be clear, cute girl I’m renting off has a bf. But while I’m laid in bed talking to her she starts being sad about her relationship n shit and says if you kiss me now I’d leave him.
Now I don’t think she meant she’d leave him for me, but definitely seemed just very vulnerable at the time and just unsure in life, and if I had have kissed her there’s a good chance she’d probably have broken up with him.
But, here’s the question ig. I didn’t do that.

My “gf” was in the other room and could probably hear most of our convo, I still don’t know how much she did hear tbh. I was renting off cute girl too so if I broke up her relationship it might have affected my living situation. And if it had have gone further then a kiss which I’ll be real if you’d have seen this girl you’d get that I’d have definitely wanted it too, like she’s gorgeous, but if we’d done anything there was like a 90% chance of my gf hearing everything so it would have been short.. shorter then normal.
My point is wwyd?
Would you have kissed?
Tried fucking
Or did I play it right?

>>938807645
Shit larp

>>938807605
After you shared your face, that's probably wise. Though there are a few guys around her who share their gfs and wifes with face constantly, and they claim no one ever noticed.
Out of curiosity, do you consider yourself a slut because of the above?

>>938807645
Tldr, had a shot for probably a one time thing with a hot girl that would have fucked probably fucked up my life.
Should I have done it anyway and just enjoyed pounding the girl unreasonably hot girl for like 2 minutes?

>>938807748
That’s cos it’s real life not a larp bro. A larp would be a better story.
If you’ve got the time to tell me it’s fake then you’ve got the time to tell me if I should have just tried to fuck lol

>>938807839
Really?

>>938807857
Really what?
Did it really happen? Yes.
Would it be a better story if it was a larp?
Yes definitely, it would have been about sex like the thread says for one.
Why the fuck would I make up a story about me fucking bottling it with a girl who’s a solid 8 minimum? Yeah great time in my life…

>>938807605
>>938807605
my ex was just like you. funny thing is I have her the best sex of her life, but with the long distance, nothing was enough for that insatiable body she has

>>938808102
Really?

>>938808131
I hope you see god soon.

>>938808192
Same.

>>938808222
You know the good thing about taking a hit out on yourself is that no matter the price of the hitman you’ll never see the bill. Food for thought.

>>938808428
Really?

>>938807645
anon, you probably made the right call, but you will still think about it and jerk off to the "what if" for another two decades.

But no, you should not regret your choice.

>>938808568
Really?

>>938808568
Things like this are shit. I had teenage love I adored well into my twenties, we never fucked back when we were together, both virgins.
At one point we found ourselves drunk, making out like crazy, sucking on her nipples and she moaning like a bitch in heat... and then she asked me to stop and we should not do this, as I have a girlfriend and our friendship would go down the gutter. And I stopped.
Turns out that was probably the right choice, as we are still in touch, and the girlfriend became my wife and the mother of my children. But I find myself thinking about that night from time to time, imagining what it would have been like to fuck her.

>>938808803
Shit larp

>wife is profoundly deaf
>back in college when we were dating, the first time we had sex she was super self conscious about what I'd think about the noises she'd make
>she bit my neck when she orgasmed to stop herself moaning
>second time I stuffed her panties in her mouth and told her to make as much noise as she wanted

>>938809147
Really?

>>938808568
Appreciate your in put, don’t really have enough words to go in to it here but really it wasn’t like it was just about a quick fuck, like yeah obviously I’m gonna regret not doing the physical but also the what if’s. The cute girl, she’s genuinely one of my best friends in the world now, and I’m still with the gf. But can’t stop thinking about what could have happened with that, life might be very different in either a great way or a real bad way and there’s no in between.

>>938809373
Really?

>meet a furfag on whisper, he was ~mid 20s-early 30s and I was 17
>I was a horny and desperate retard, text him up w/ my location
>he takes me in his car
>point him to some desolate church parking lot
>eats my ass in the backseat
>I got to go to his apartment a few times before he moved
>first guy I rimmed, first guy I got to finger, first time anal
>got to pet and play with his kitties
>gave me a tailplug before he left
honestly peak asf I kind of miss him

>>938809440
Same.

Going to fuck a 13yo girl this weekend

>>938809547
Shit larp

My birthday a few weeks ago was fun
>wifes best friend comes over
>we go to our room and sit on our bed and have some drinks
>they ask me to go bring a few more shots
>when I come back my wife is eating her friends pussy
>she waves me over and says to help
>we take turns alternating fingering her and sucking her clit
>wife tells me to fuck her
>go in raw and fuck her hard for a while while wife sucks her tits
>gonna cum so I stop, go get more drinks
>come back and my wife is scissoring her like her life depends on it
>can't remember when but at one point her friend sucks my dick while wife sucks my balls
>find out her friend can take it in the throat, something my wife can't take
That's the short version but damn it was a good night. Next time we're going to get pics and videos and post them on our erome page. Pic related, my wife and I. She has a newly discovered cuckqueen fetish.

>>938810728
Shit larp

>>938810751
Lol the chronic virgin is here. I got more pussy in one night than you'll get in your life, kill yourself.

>>938810845
Really?

>>938810868
And same, yeah.

>>938810882
Shit larp

>>938810845
I am pretty sure that is a bot.

>>938810934
Really?

>>938810934
That or a chink prisoner. Either way, just having fun with it.

>>938794808

I guess that's one way to work hard for your grades.

>>938802193

How old were you? How did it start?

>>938809547

Tell more.

>>938785420 (OP)
I fucked my friends crush in his sisters bed

>>938812855
Same.

Asked this special ed girl out to senior prom. Had just broken up and didn't have a date so figured it would be a nice make her feel normal gesture.
Her older sister chaperoned us and we vibed a little too much. Kinda ditched her to fuck in the baseball dugout. Pretty shitty thing to do and there's people from back home who still won't talk to me, but I have no regrets.

>>938813847
Shit larp

>>938785420 (OP)
I had a memorable time at five guys once, don’t mean to brag but… accidental curly in my fries.. yeah I know right.

>>938813991
Same.

>>938813847
was she hot? greentext?

I've fucked about 30 different hookers in the past 12 years. About 10 of those were bareback fucks and I came inside 6-7 of those women.

>>938814605
Shit larp

>>938814629
Your significant other was one of the girls I creampied

>>938814660
Really?

>be 27 in the army
>Platoon Sargent for like 15 soldiers
>get a new batch of privates fresh from training
>18 yo female absolute smoke show
>stressing that one of the guys is gonna blow her back out and cause a shit show in the company
>take her under my wing
>try to make sure she knows to stay away from the guys in the company
>laying in bed one night get a text from pvt
>open it picture of her in a thong and braw
>instant diamonds
>she deletes it immediately
>says sorry wrong person
>suspicious as fuck since my name on what’s APP is SSG J
>but what ever it’s fine
>asks if I at least like it
>the fuckn audacity of this pvt
>drunk monkey brain still turned on though
>fuck it yeah sexy af
>asks if I want to see it in person
>fuck fuck fuck
>6 month dryspell drunk horny
>sure come over
>gets here absolutely blow her back out for a solid hour shot 2 loads in her
>proceed to fuck her like a play toy for a year till I PCS
>hands down the worst thing I’ve ever done in the army

>>938814678
Hi adejo

>>938815321
Shit larp

>>938815445
I always knew it was you. You keep making the same threads for people to post in and fall for your b8

>>938815731
Idk, I hoped it was >>HEAVEN

>>938815776
But I don't make the threads, I just bump.

>>938815825
You’re here awfully quickly once they go up…. Idk if that’s true

>>938815918
I have no life.

>>938815980
I kind of suspected that. I’m surprised you don’t use an ai to patrol. You should be a jannie or at least get a hold pass

>>938816047
I refresh the catalog every 30-45min, see if any larps threads are posted, if yes? go to work, if not? continue my normal Internet activities.

>>938816155
Do you get much sleep? You’ve got quite the track record. Why not work too?

>>938816232
Yeah plenty. 7hrs usually. Work? I got shit loads of money, I inherited a bunch, so no need to work. What I don't have is good health (I have chronic fatigue syndrome) to live any type of quality life.

>>938816352
Ahhhhh. I’m familiar with that. I hope you still can find something you enjoy that keeps you going

>>938816522
I do what I can...

>>938802884
Instead of loving her and having your own hypersexual cum slut....you used and abused and threw out...now all you have is some distant memory that you jerk off to sometime.

>>938815321

Sergeant! I cannot believe that you have sullied the proud name and centuries-old reputation of the United Stated Armed Forces with your sordid behavior, unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman! Furthermore, you are undermining our deterrence against our enemies! What would they do if they learned that the morale of our our fighting forces had sunk to such an ebb? Give me five thousand!

>>938816583
If money and time is all you have why have you not found yourself on a beach drinking mai tai’s by now?
Probably wouldn’t hurt to just ya know, get away for a bit.

>>938805037
Ancestry.com or 23andMe are going completely upend your life at some point when someone takes one of those DNA tests

I was on a weekend away when my wife had to head back early to deal with some work shit. So I ended up having a boozy dinner with just our 17yr old daughter while she knocked back Champaign. Shit got real hazy but ended up using her for several hours and dropped a few loads in her. waking up naked in bed was akward as fuck, she had a massive hangover and said everything hurt. Showers and kinda just went on like it didn't happen.

Several years later she basically begged to do it again, that she had never had it that good and we fucked again off and on as the shame makes her stop for a while.

>>938809547
Why

>>938785420 (OP)
I have had unprotected sex with a prostitute before. I don't regret it. I should be disgusted because she fucks men for a living but I just don't care. It feels good so it is good

Nutted in wife and knocked her up. 7 months later convinced her to put her hand in my ass. First time fisted. Check

>>938822784
Same.

>>938822814
Same fag

>>938822865
Really?

Came clean about my cuck/voyeur/whatever kink and she indulged, we fucked while she sucked a dildo, busted FAT nut.
>picrel her tits

>>938823259
Same.

>>938822784
At 7.5months pregnant with our first kid doctor asked her to refrain from vaginal sex, she has been pegging me ever since.

>>938809547
How do you know?

>>938789490
why are you gay?

>>938823849
We've been planning it for a while

>>938824030
Whatcha gonna do

>>938793563
>>938794979
disgusting homosex kys

>>938815321
As a fellow NCO, only from the 1990s, this has rings of truth to it. People are people after all. I can remember an evening in 1995 where one drunken evening I found myself eating the pussy of an E3. Thankfully nothing ever came from it. I cleaned up my behavior in that regard after and was out by '97. Hard to believe that was 30 years ago.

>>938809547
i hope its a sting you piece of shit kill yourself

>>938824559
We found ourselves a liberal

> Just broke up with my gf cause she cheated,
> Sad boi hours. Decide to download hinge
> 23 year old 9/10 Afro latina chicks profile appears, hourglass emo with black and blue braids
> No chance but nothing to lose
> Her name is Yai so I hit her with the "want to go out Yai or Nai" gambit
> Thinks its the funniest shit in the world for some reason, Im pogging
> Drives an hour to meet up with me, I'm pogging
> We go for drinks then back to my place
> Immediately cant keep our hands off each other
> She asks if I want to kiss her
> No shit I do
> After 2 kisses she taps out
> Oh shit oh fuck oh shit I blew it
> "I don't like kissing"
> "We could just skip the kissing"
> "What do you suggest?"
> "Well, my bedrooms upstairs"
> She's pogging
> Says she promised herself she wouldn't hookup first date and didn't even shave
> I say I love a hairy gash but go off queen
> She still wants to cuddle, were watching some anime she likes
> Keep my hand on her upper thigh, she's in a skirt and tights
> She's getting into it, melting into me
> soyou'resayingthere'sachance.jpeg
> She starts moaning, I tease her about it
> "Stooooop anon, you're just so comfy"
> Start kissing her head, she's leaning in and breathing heavy
> Her elbow "accidentally" grazes my crotch, feels I'm harder than calculous
> Hit her with the "I thinks its a good date if we just cuddle, but you seem super horny" stratagem
> Need verbal consent at this point
> She gives it to me
> We go upstairs, war trumpets are playing in my head
> Fuck her like she was the last water id ever drink, ribs visible, eyes blood shot, thrusting away
> She cums multiple times, wasn't keeping track, moaning like I punched her stomach
> Wants me to cum inside her
> Not doing that, hit her with the pull out and paint her pelvis prognosis
> Seems super guilty after
> "I hate myself, you have no idea how much I needed that anon"
> Dips
> Never saw her again, best sex of my life though

>>938825091
Shit larp

>>938824238
She's coming over tomorrow afternoon for a couple hours. Going to take a shower together first then go from there. Sex-wise she said she is open to pretty much whatever. At one point I'm going to pin her down and prone bone her as hard as I can and see if I can get her to tap out

>>938825259
Her parents gonna drop her off? How'd you meet her to set this up? Ever do anything with her before?

>>938825380
Nah she is walking over. I'm good friends with her older sister so I've known her a while, we txt a lot. We made out a couple times but that's it.

Bmp

>>938826834
Really?

>>938785420 (OP)
Oh nice, a larp thread for losers to jerk off with other losers.>>938825380

>>938826854
Really?

>>938825547
How much older are you? How old is her sister?

Before I got with my now wife she used to
sell nudes online, had a train ran on her, fucked niggers and pretty much give anyone pussy that wanted it. During our breaks ups she would get ran through and fuck all her exes. Finally after we got back together the last time she cheated on me with four guys within a year because I wasn't fucking her enough. Been together nearly a decade and now she cucks me with anyone I tell her to sleep with. Living the dream if you ask me

>>938826897
Shit larp

>>938826919
Not a larp man. This is my life fr

>>938826950
Really?

>>938826895
I'm 21, her sis is 19

>>938827029
Really?

>>938826970
Yes really

>>938827045
Really?

>>938827029
She ever do anything before, or tomorrow her first? What do y'all txt about? Ever hook up with her sister? Would you try for both?

>>938827303
She's had sex a few times with 1 guy who is like 15. We txt about lots of things, usually at least how was your day type stuff often. We've talked about sex stuff quite a bit. I've hooked up with her sister quite a few times, would definitely try for a 3some but dont see it ever happening

>>938827589
Really?

>>938827589
Come back tomorrow and tell us how it went. You gonna get anything to remember the occasion? Does the sister (or anyone else) know what's up?

last forbidden fuck I had was a with an underage but legal girl

got to fuck her in public behind a consturction site

no condom

just my raw cock into her slutty pussy

as soon sa she turned 18 she started selling

wished I had taken her ass right than and there but would have been rape

>>938828325
Shit larp

>>938828038
It's going to be amazing. I'd like to maybe keep her panties. No one else knows

>>938828519
Post a pic of the sister.
Hope it all works out for you... Don't get too frustrated if things don't take shape right away. How long you got before she has to go home?

>>938785420 (OP)
Thats a beefy cunt. Could go for some roast beef sandwhich right now. I haven’t had a poop in 5 years. Im so hungry and thirsty and horny, when’s the nightmare end? My face keeps getting better looking because an alien said I get to have 3 very cute and perfect virgin wives in heaven. But theyre not even real women, im suppose to be happy about that? I want a real male soul put into that body so I can have gay sex with her face.

>>938828729
Really?

>>938828756
Yeah it’s looking like it’s true. He can summon entire human females who are addicted to cum.

>>938828831
Really?

>>938828607
Yeah I'm going to rush anything. That's why I like to shower with her first, just get used to each other, plus being clean is always nice for later. We have about a 3 hour window but doubt we will use it all

>>938829026
Shit larp

my first experience actually was at a high school band camp and I start remembering it every year around now. I have told this story on 4chan a time or two before and some details may have changed with my memory, but its the same core story. I guess this is going to need to be a multi post because comments are down to 2000 characters now?

>>938829972
it was early August, a rapidly growing southern California suburb, the mid 2000s. We were at a school that was going to be opening up and having its first year of classes in a few weeks but it was still a complete mess. Buildings were unfinished, air conditioning didn't work in most places and it was miserably hot for a good chunk of the day. Band camp was a shitshow, more than half the people who were supposed to be there never showed up, people who were going to have school-owned loaner instruments didn't because they hadn't gotten them shipped in in time, and it was one first year, no experience teacher trying to corral like 40 9th and 10th graders into buckling down and practicing the marching band fight song she had arranged.

We broke for lunch one day that turned into an extended break until sundown because it was particularly awful that day and the teacher was bad at her job so there was no real supervision on where anyone was. I was hanging out with some of the 10th graders who I thought were kind of cool (they weren't) because I wanted them to think that I was kind of cool (I was not) and mostly being a hanger-on in their conversations about much worse this was than the school that they were transferring from and how pissed off they were about changing school line boundaries and administrative stuff that they couldn't get around, and the people at the other school that they wished they were getting to hang out at their band camp with instead. And some general obnoxious teenage boy stuff, unsubtle horniness.

During this, one of them told a story about how, the previous year, they had managed to convince one of the girls in that band to show them her tits for like $5. Eyes glance towards me, the only girl around and I start to feel uncomfortable and it must be apparent on my face because they immediately try to reassure me about their intentions but it doesn't take much for it to be more like "we're just talking, we're just kidding... unless?"

>>938830038
And I don't push back because I wanted them to like me and to seem like a cool girl, so the conversation periodically loops back to boobs and that one girl, and me and whether I'm weirded out by this topic or...

Eventually one of them directly asks me and I stammer out a rejection, but I don't leave or tell them off or anything so they start pushing to see where it gets them. They float reciprocal showings (no) or more money at a later time and I guess they slowly wore down my resistance.

The final number offered was $100, but with the extra that they got to touch them too. The four of us end up in an unlocked classroom because I didn't want to do it in the open. Nervous sweating and temperature sweating, I work up the nerve to pull up my t-shirt and bra, shirt over my face because I didn't want to look at them while they looked at me.

A beat because they don't know what to do or to say as they process that I actually did it, and then its all "fuck"s and "holy shit"s and aggressively praising me for going along with them as they start crowding around me and feeling me up, and I'm just biting my lip and trying not to pass out.

And then the pressure starts up again. "Take the shirt off all the way," and I give in eventually, and the bra too. "Take your shorts off too," and I balk at that, and they keep pushing and trying to negotiate and telling me I'm really sexy and how cool I am, and eventually they wear down my resistance again and I agree to show them my pussy for another $100.

And this takes a while because I'm quietly freaking out and they have to keep reassuring me, but I end up down to a pair of ankle socks in a room with three clothed teenage boys and they can't see shit because I have an untamed 14 year old bush. So because the agreement was that I would show them it, they convince me to sit on what will eventually be some teacher's desk in one corner of the room, spread my legs and let them look, and touch.

>>938830104
I'm a beet, just pure crimson, blushing and sweating and almost hyperventilating as they take turns looking at and feeling it.

And then comes the pressure again because they're really feeling themselves too. "What about... a blowjob. Would I do that? Am I cool like that? Am I okay? Its okay, right?" And my pulse is pounding in my ears. I'm not pure and innocent, but I'm overwhelmed. "Just one of us. Another $100. You're the best, R____!" There's a pit in my stomach full of nervousness. "Please."

And I am weak to the peer pressure, and nod, and they turn to each other in a rush of excited muttering, presumably picking who got to do it. He was a bigger guy, a full head taller than me and kind of chubby, but very confident with himself, the type of guy that was sort of a school fixture for being the guy in a denim vest with punk patches, and his hair superglued up into liberty spikes.

He took my hand and helped me down from the desk, gently pushed me to my knees, and then pulled his cock out, shorts down around his ankles. He was already hard (I took that as very complimentary at the time) but I had no practical idea of what I was doing. I had watched porn, because I was 14 and also horny enough to want to masturbate at least every two days, but shitty internet porn advertising clips aren't enough to teach you how to actually do it right.

So I do what I know and its pretty bad. Its hot, sweaty, and awkward, and we have two guys watching us still. Eventually, whether he thought it was too awkward, I hit him with my teeth too many times, or he realized I was not going to be able to get him off, he stopped me, said sorry, and we got dressed again with no eye contact. And then we never talked about it again.

The next day I was trying to do the same hanger-on thing but with a group of band girls and that didn't turn into anything stupid so I stayed with them instead, made my friends elsewhere.

And I never got paid, either.

>>938829972
>>938830038
>>938830104
>>938830187
Same.

>>938799646
Lolita fantasy = child sacrificing her childhood to sexual abuse from decrepit foreigners for a few dollars to survive. Human interaction at its finest. Heard the term “chomo”?

>>938830458
No, I don't listen to hip-hop

>>938807012
If he figures it out, he’s going to be really hurt and angry. You don’t want to marry this guy anyway. Why not just break up and have fun without having to deal with the duplicity?

raped a girl i met on omegle in the ass

filme dit

shame i did it so early, wish i had milked her more

>>938830984
Shit larp

>>938808428
I think they want to collect before they kill you.

>>938829972
Mine was at tennis camp with one of the coaches,I was getting bullied and he looked out for me. He kind of isolated me and then made his move on me.

>>938831506
Shit larp

>>938831512
shit larp

>>938831646
Shit larp

>>938785420 (OP)
it started as a normal week

>>938832772
Really?

>>938804561
I wish I was a freshman again

>Be me, 13 years old, week before Christmas
>Mom and dad have to go out of town, they leave me with mom's friend Ms Jenni
>Going to be there all weekend, and I have a crush on Ms Jenni
>Ms Jenni says "Let's dress up for Christmas and watch Elf"
>One of Ms Jenni's friends is there for the movie, takes a pic of me and Ms Jenni
>Friend leaves after the movie and Ms Jenni says "Lets have some wine and watch another movie"
>Ms Jenni snuggles up with me and we start watching some lifetime movie
>Ms Jenni starts to get a little drunk, and the movie gets sappy
>Ms Jenni puts her hand on my inner thigh, then moves mine to her inner thigh
>She leans in to kiss me, then pulls her black sweater off
>Her red pants come off next, and she asks why I am still in my sweater and shorts
>She is only in a black bra and panties, and I'm in my tighty whities, and she undoes her bra
>She leans me back on the couch and pulls my underwear down, all 7 inches is rock hard
>She sucks me for a few seconds, and I nut on her face, she laughs and says "that's okay, you'll be ready again"
>She keeps sucking me and licking my nuts until I'm hard again
>Ms Jenni then pulls her panties off, and climbs on top of me, right knee on the couch
>As she sweeps her left knee over me, she guides my cock into her
>After that I don't remember much, but she says she can't get pregnant, so it's okay that I nutted in her

Pic her friend took that night

>>938836938
Shit larp

>>938785420 (OP)
I paid to see this upstate ny escort
Arianna Westwood
During the “I’m at your hotel” text - I saw a depressed looking guy walk out of the hotel side door, and get into the car next to me.

I go inside - she’s hot AF - I brought her some wine which she tanked while I showered, and we smoked a blunt outside. Maybe 30 mins has elapsed since I arrived. Around the corner of the hotel from where the guy in the car was. I peeked around the corner / he’s still in side.

Weird

Either way we get to the main event / she has an amazing milf ass. We throw on a condom and get going. I’m hitting her from behind and she feels amazing. I jizz inside her and pull out. condom was shredded when I pulled out - a huge load of jizz was inside her. I apologize profusely / she is embarrassed and says it’s okay. I pay a bit more if a tip, get dressed, peck her on the lips, and head to the car. As I get in - the dude in the car next to me, who’s still there 2 hrs later, gets out and walks back in hotel.

I later find out it’s her bf (fb stalking since I had her cell)

She has a kid roughly 9 months later - bf says it’s his lol

Maybe bro
Maybe not
Regardless - see sexy escorts and if possible - make eye contact with their loser bf after you creampie his girl.
That alone was as good as the sex for me

>>938837578
Shit larp

>>938837623
Lit sharp

>>938838533
Harp silt