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Anonymous No.938788696 >>938790673 >>938790775 >>938790805 >>938793209 >>938794818 >>938795415
>Did you just eat the hecking fruit of the knowledge of good and evil (that I placed there) to satisfy a curiosity (that I put in you) and knew (beforehand) that you would do it?
>That's it, you're burning in hell for all eternity!
Anonymous No.938789690
bump
Anonymous No.938790673
>>938788696 (OP)
And who do you think you're talking to?

There's a lot you don't understand
Anonymous No.938790710
i was 14 once too OP
Anonymous No.938790775 >>938792502
>>938788696 (OP)
Yes...the origin stories behind abrahamic religions are retarded, poorly translated, and not necessarily meant to be taken literally as allegory was necessary at the time of its discussion in the public forum. If you fail to understand that and take it full heartedly at its word you are part of the problem whether you believe in it or not.
Anonymous No.938790805 >>938792441
>>938788696 (OP)
>”Don’t do this one thing”
>Does it anyway
What is it you liberals love to say? FAFO?
Anonymous No.938790956 >>938795973
>makes foreskins
>commands you cut off the foreskins
????
Anonymous No.938792441
>>938790805
Can one fuck around to then find out if they have no knowledge of fucking around in the first place?
Anonymous No.938792502 >>938793314
>>938790775
Even as allegory its still pretty retarded, maybe in the OG language it wasn't as bad
Anonymous No.938793209
>>938788696 (OP)
What a bad thread hombre
Anonymous No.938793314
>>938792502
What happened to the 'you'd get bored and just get in trouble for the heckin' curiosity' bullshit? That sounded like a lame lie to an adult human
Anonymous No.938794818 >>938795245 >>938795532
>>938788696 (OP)
YHVH is not omniscient.
Anonymous No.938795245
>>938794818
See you in hell blasphemer
Anonymous No.938795415
>>938788696 (OP)
Apple means app. It means dating app. God calls himself the alpha and the omega. Like alpha male and omega male. The Bible warns not to look for signs. It is literal, don’t look at the signs on the side of the road. God cloned himself and has been plapping the cute girls buttockses. There is no sexual market value, he wrote that entire forum on his own. He often pretends to be real people, but that that hard. His clones all have fake names. Ive never met another real person. God chooses our company, he chooses the worst possible people on purpose. He loves cuckolding and sexual and financial humiliation and domination. He’s doing something really really bad to us. So bad in fact, he made his own fake police force, where he is all the police officers, theyre his clones. Because, it is scarier when it looks like everyone supports their right to shoot you. But, god made the laws. They only benefit himself. The Bible says god owns the goats. He’s basically said he owns all the land, if you are here you basically have zero rights or authority over any physical assets or women. And, even better is god fucks them himself. And lies about it, there’s no end to his lies. He probably made this thread too.
Anonymous No.938795532 >>938795622
>>938794818
Ya way. He does lots of wordplay jokes. His big trick is that he clones himself and shows up to his own public gatherings, to make it look like our peers are doing something. Because, humans would never allow themselves to be disrespected like this.
Anonymous No.938795622
>>938795532
>His big trick is that he clones himself and shows up to his own public gatherings, to make it look like our peers are doing something. Because, humans would never allow themselves to be disrespected like this

What the hell you talking about bud?
Anonymous No.938795973
>>938790956
Only the jews