>>938797520 (OP)
Being fat is a great way to lead a peaceful life.
During my college years I started a business, got a 64 Impala as a project car, and dated a lot of absolutely mentally deranged women... a reason why my Impala went through three entire sets of windows.
Out of college, business stable and only takes a few hours a week to maintain, working professionally as a construction engineer, kept dating crazies who approached me particularly when driving my restored 64 (I'm not some faggot ghetto fucktard, not lowered, no hydraulics, no graffiti paintjob).
One crazy bitch finally got me, broke in, hot wired my Impala and waited to ram me into the garage doors.
That is how I gained weight, in the hospital with broken bones and pharm cronies trying to get me addicted to opioids, and unable to move much for months.
About a year until I was functional, won the court case against her but still have not received the money but she's been in jail twice in the years since due to violating the protection order. Been slowly losing the weight, repairing my Impala was good rehab, but most ladies don't approach fat me even if he has a classic car. Realized how absolutely awful women are, after so many one-night-stands with ladies who are terrible when they think they own you now.
Not back down to lean and muscular, but I live a far happier life being 50-70 lbs overweight. And the low grade women who do look at me I tell them I'm not available.
And any haircut acceptable for active military service is acceptable, anything else makes you gay.
