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Anonymous No.938805186 >>938805190 >>938805191 >>938805194 >>938805201 >>938805206 >>938805209 >>938805212 >>938805214 >>938805216 >>938805217 >>938805236 >>938805254 >>938805280 >>938805289
WHY NO STICKY
Anonymous No.938805187 >>938805188 >>938805203
WHO?
Anonymous No.938805188
>>938805187
HIS NAME WAS JOSHUA SAUNDERS
Anonymous No.938805189 >>938805193
holy shit. i can't believe it. rest in peace.
Anonymous No.938805190
>>938805186 (OP)
It’s on /b/
Anonymous No.938805191 >>938805193
>>938805186 (OP)
https://youtu.be/hkl0wTYs-68?si=CTrRohe99er5d1hS
clint post
Anonymous No.938805192
Jannies only sticky e-celebs when a nigger dies.
Anonymous No.938805193
>>938805189
>>938805191
I loved making fun of him, but he didn't deserve all of the hate. I'm hoping that if souls are real, his will be at peace
Anonymous No.938805194
>>938805186 (OP)
The jannies are trolls dood
Anonymous No.938805195 >>938805204 >>938805211 >>938805215 >>938805246
>father found him unresponsive in his apartment after going there for a wellness check.
You are not like this, right? Parents don't need to visit you periodically to see if you're still alive, right?
Because you live with your parents
Anonymous No.938805196 >>938805198
NAL killed him didn't she
Anonymous No.938805197
RIP Gothic King Cobra. Thank you for everything.
Anonymous No.938805198 >>938805200
>>938805196
She did mail him poisonous seeds in a box full of food recently.
Anonymous No.938805199
only hollyjew approved figures get stickys
Anonymous No.938805200
>>938805198
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YsEhmDi8Hr4
>uploaded 1 hours ago
a genuine demon
Anonymous No.938805201
>>938805186 (OP)
F
He's in heaven with Ozzy now.
Anonymous No.938805202 >>938805205 >>938805245
Unironically who the fuck is this ugly, greasy retard and why do you people even care?
Anonymous No.938805203
>>938805187
I'm not even a lolcow obsessive and I know who this is
Anonymous No.938805204 >>938805208
>>938805195
His weens probably harassed his family when they heard radio silence from him but thanks for the completely uninformed post, anon
Anonymous No.938805205
>>938805202
You'd have to be a hopeless alcoholic with learning disabilities to understand
Anonymous No.938805206
>>938805186 (OP)
rest in power king
Anonymous No.938805207
I made a food hack in his honor. Half cranberry juice, half cream soda. I call it Creamberry Dream. Now I have a stomach ache.
Anonymous No.938805208
>>938805204
You're most welcome!
Anonymous No.938805209
>>938805186 (OP)
RIP
Fuck the trolls
Fuck sickos
Anonymous No.938805210
can't blame him, couldn't live in a world without ozzy
Anonymous No.938805211 >>938805218
>>938805195
Quit my job a bit ago and I'm coasting on some of my savings, and it kind of depresses me thinking what might happen if I were to randomly die. I don't have friends, I speak to my dad maybe once a month through text, and I don't really go out much. My landlord stops by once a month to pick up the rent but one time I missed him and he didn't come back for another month to pick up two checks. My body could potentially be rotting away for a month or more before anyone found it.
Anonymous No.938805212
>>938805186 (OP)
I guess ozzy’s death was too much for him :(
Anonymous No.938805213 >>938805220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvrOzYtnLMA
F
Anonymous No.938805214
>>938805186 (OP)
THATS WHATS UP /TV/OOBS
Anonymous No.938805215
>>938805195
His father said he was picking him up for a doctor's appointment.
Anonymous No.938805216
>>938805186 (OP)
because fuck you
Anonymous No.938805217 >>938805221
>>938805186 (OP)
>literal who reddit e-celeb
If Dr. Pavel doesn't get a sticker than your dead retarded lol cow doesn't get one either.
Anonymous No.938805218 >>938805225 >>938805231
>>938805211
I wish I had savings, how the fuck do you have savings.
Anonymous No.938805219
It's on /b/
Anonymous No.938805220
>>938805213
Picturing this playing in his mind as he slowly drifts into the abyss.
Anonymous No.938805221
>>938805217
>reddit
Baffling, you must be one of them sickos
Anonymous No.938805222
I can replace him if you guys want. I'm not as lolcow-y, but my teeth are worse if you wanna believe that.
Anonymous No.938805223 >>938805238 >>938805252 >>938805393 >>938805456
Reminder

Didn't get a sticky:
>Anna Karina
>Danny Aiello
>Sue Lyon
>Michael Cimino
>Agnes Varda
>Harold Ramis
>Dennis Hopper
>Chuckle Brother
>Anita Ekberg
>Bruno Ganz
>Bud Spencer
>Lauren Bacall
>Carol Channing
>Albert Finney
>Maureen O'Hara
>Zsa Zsa GΓ‘bor
>Mike Nichols
>Milos Forman
>Seijun Suzuki
>Nicolas Roeg
>Jonathan Demme
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Wajda
>Andrzej Zulawski
>Vilmos Szigmond
>Etore Scola
>Abbas Kiarostami
>Tobe Hooper
>Jeanne Moreau
>Sam Shepard
>Martin Landau
>Anne Wiazemsky
>Juraj Herz
>Vittorio Taviani
>Nelson Pereira dos Santos
>Ermanno Olmi
>Shinobu Hashimoto
>Neil Simon
>Scott Wilson
>John Singleton
>Stanley Donen
>Bernardo Bertolucci
>John Mahoney
>Doris Day
>John Dunsworth
>Don Rickles
>Tim Conway
>Glen Campbell
>Scott Walker
>Robert Forster
>Rip Taylor
>Terry Jones
>Stuart Gordon
>Rocky Johnson
>Mary Tyler Moore
>John Witherspoon
>Adam Harrison
>Roger Corman
>Jack Karlson
>Malcolm-Jamal Warner
>Dr. Pavel
>Josh "KingCobraJFS" Saunders

Got a sticky:
>Gay nigger from HBO's vampire soap opera
>Gay nigger who made gaming reaction videos
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Dog from Bush's Baked Beans commercial
>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
>Junkie retard only known for some faggy normie "musical" show
>Barbenheimer
>Midget from Austin Powers
>Old Jew from the Battletoads show
>"pl0x dont spoil Endgay or else"
>Logan Paul and KSl
>Some K-POP slut
>Some dude who made a video game cheat code
>some capeshit film extra
Anonymous No.938805224
I'm surprised he didn't die from his mead concoctions. RIP Cobes
Anonymous No.938805225 >>938805228 >>938805230 >>938805233
>>938805218
I got huge bonuses from my last job during COVID (2020-2023) and put some of it away and invested some more of it, while my coworkers bought some really stupid shit like the consoomers they are (my boss bought a fucking boat one year). It's been nice not working but I gotta go back, I don't know how people NEET I've had instances of hallucinations from excessive solitude and depression like never before.
Anonymous No.938805226
I wish I was joking but this guy dying hurt more than two guys I was friends with roping. Those two guys sort of drifted away from my life but Josh was in my life every time I would check out if he was still alive. Fuck.
Anonymous No.938805227
Unironically the chillest lolcow.
He was probably a shitty neighbor, but other than that he was fine.
Anonymous No.938805228 >>938805255
>>938805225
What kind of a job can give you that kind of stuff? In America I presume?
Anonymous No.938805229
It is what it is, /tv/.
Anonymous No.938805230
>>938805225
It destroys your brain
Anonymous No.938805231 >>938805235
>>938805218
How do you not?
Anonymous No.938805232
Whaddaya gonna do? At least he didn' suffah.
Anonymous No.938805233 >>938805255
>>938805225
Define "hallucinations" because maladaptive daydreaming is different.
Anonymous No.938805234 >>938805237 >>938805283
It should've been him.
Anonymous No.938805235 >>938805243
>>938805231
Did you bogle today?
Anonymous No.938805236 >>938805248
>>938805186 (OP)
>There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
guess not. RIP cobes, i'll make a drink combo in his honor
Anonymous No.938805237
>>938805234
The phone conference over his bankruptcy proceedings was hilarious.
>"And what is this PSP?"
>"That is a uh business expense."
Anonymous No.938805238 >>938805244
>>938805223
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
>Junkie retard only known for some faggy normie "musical" show
Whomst?
Anonymous No.938805239
Legitimately sad. As far as lolcows go, Josh was pretty funny and chill despite being a shit person. I'll have a drink and listen to his cover of "Hurt" tonight.
Anonymous No.938805240 >>938805251
report eceleb threads as off topic
Anonymous No.938805241
What's this I'm seeing about some woman sending him toxic seeds?
Anonymous No.938805242 >>938805249 >>938805254 >>938805259
What were Cobra's favorite movies?
Anonymous No.938805243
>>938805235
I bogle 100k and the rest yolo in volatile credit puts
Anonymous No.938805244
>>938805238
>>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
Ryan Dunn from Jackass. That's how you can tell a zoomer made the list.
Anonymous No.938805245
>>938805202
it’s a kiwifarms thing. they obsess over anyone they can find that seems to be a bigger loser than they are. they’re mostly brown so this will be the only media they consume, so they think it’s television/film.
Anonymous No.938805246
>>938805195
Perhaps his father should have made Cobes going to rehab a condition for living in the trailer that he bought for him.
I still feel bad for Clint though. He's not a bad guy, but he reminds me a lot of Bob in that he didn't really do anything to stop his son from spiraling. I couldn't imagine being a father and just sitting by idly while my son publicly drinks himself to death every day, even if he's a grown adult.
Anonymous No.938805247
Yeah I'm thinking some fucking Speedway taquitos covered in nacho cheese on a gas station blt with a nice all-flavors-slurpee for dinner at midnight today
Anonymous No.938805248
>>938805236
As a casual Cobra viewer, what are some of his signature combos?
Anonymous No.938805249
>>938805242
think i remember him loving tombstone
Anonymous No.938805250
Am I supposed to know who this is?
Anonymous No.938805251 >>938805258
>>938805240
Report troons for announcing reports. (Which is also against the rules :) )
Anonymous No.938805252 >>938805291
>>938805223
I'll never forget the Endgame spoilers sticky. /tv/ has always been getting worse and worse but that was the day I realized it was past the point of no return.
Anonymous No.938805253 >>938805256 >>938805257 >>938805262 >>938805265
How did he die?
Anonymous No.938805254
>>938805186 (OP)
They have one on /b/, but its being spammed to hell and back.
>>938805242
Tombstone
Anonymous No.938805255
>>938805228
They didn't just give it away, it was a reward for sales and profit. However it directly correlated with COVID because the mandates shut down our competitors who weren't multi billion dollar companies. I basically doubled by salary (70k), so for three years that'll give you a good idea what I'm sitting on.
>>938805233
I see things movement out of the corner of my eye, feel like people are in rooms with me, hear people that aren't there, etc. It seems to go away when I get out for extended periods of time, but if I'm cooped up in my room all day for days on end it happens pretty frequently when I venture out to make dinner, shower, etc.
Anonymous No.938805256
>>938805253
trampled to death by hot of-age nonrelated fan girls who thought he smelled good
Anonymous No.938805257
>>938805253
compacted poo he's basically elvis
Anonymous No.938805258
>>938805251
ESL moment
Anonymous No.938805259
>>938805242
Cuties
Anonymous No.938805260
literally who?
Anonymous No.938805261 >>938805263 >>938805266
Heaven gained another angel
Anonymous No.938805262
>>938805253
Shit lifestyle basically. Dude's been drunk and chair bound for over a decade. Probably had a stroke or heart attack, survivable actually, and had nobody to help. He probably got checked on days after he died.
Anonymous No.938805263
>>938805261
Today Christ met another King, bros
Anonymous No.938805264
So my dad came... SO MY DAD CAME to take me to the doctor and I was already dead when he got here AND I'M SICK OF IT!!! I HATE BEING A GHOST!!! FUCK OFF!!! Stupid fucking liver got in the way as usual.
Anonymous No.938805265
>>938805253
He's been drinking himself to death for the better part of a decade, and his alcoholism kicked into high gear and got even worse after Ozzy died. His dad suspects his liver failed or his appendix burst.
Anonymous No.938805266
>>938805261
We let one of God's children die, bros
Anonymous No.938805267 >>938805268 >>938805273
Anonymous No.938805268 >>938805273
>>938805267
Anonymous No.938805269 >>938805271
Somehow… Chrischan lives another day
Anonymous No.938805270 >>938805277
There's an autopsy scheduled... What are the chances of poison?
Anonymous No.938805271
>>938805269
Chris isn't going to Heaven and Hell doesn't want him
Anonymous No.938805272 >>938805275 >>938805288
What the fuck does this guy have to do with /tv/?
Go back to kiwifarms.
Anonymous No.938805273
>>938805267
>>938805268
>This can't be happening, toobs.
RIP Cobes
Anonymous No.938805274
Legitimately torn up about this. That's most definitely NOT what's up. RIP king. Tonight is for door dash, cobra's mist and tobacco. So mote it be.
Anonymous No.938805275
>>938805272
Ans you can go back to r*ddit, tourist.
Anonymous No.938805276
https://youtu.be/YQjmDKHDdqk?si=vOpdnlEnxQLpNizo

damn man
Anonymous No.938805277
>>938805270
Nal and tarman should be harassed to the ends of the earth
Anonymous No.938805278 >>938805282 >>938805284 >>938805286
How did his teeth get like that? No one ever doordashed him a fucking toothbrush?
Anonymous No.938805279
YWNBCWC
Anonymous No.938805280
>>938805186 (OP)
Anonymous No.938805281 >>938805285 >>938805287
I'm unironically more saddened by the death of Cobes than Ozzy.
Anonymous No.938805282
>>938805278
He may have actually brushed, but alcoholism fucks up your teeth big time. Doubly so when you mix it with mountain dew and shit.
Anonymous No.938805283
>>938805234
Nah, it should have been Ethan Ralph
Anonymous No.938805284
>>938805278
>his dad forced him to brush his teeth
>he hated it (possibly some autistic sensory issue but I digress)
>stopped brushing/going to the dentist to "prove a point"

His ODD is legendary.
Anonymous No.938805285
>>938805281
I've seen like two or three videos of the lil nigga outside of that original documentary, yet when Ozzy died I immediately thought of him. Bro definitely had an impact.
Anonymous No.938805286
>>938805278
>Redditors sent him duster in hopes it would kill him.
Anonymous No.938805287
>>938805281
Ozzy's last show was obviously a death knell where he was doing stuff like getting off his pain meds to be lucid to give his home some love one last time.
Cobes was found dead in his apartment by his father.
They're very different deaths.
Anonymous No.938805288
>>938805272
He has a documentary dumb ass
>buh buh
It’s /tv/ cry about it in a discord. Shit your adult pamper
Anonymous No.938805289 >>938805290 >>938805292
>>938805186 (OP)
He wasn't actually that funny or entertaining. Most of the new breed of cows KF keeps trying to prop up like him, Rekieta and Bossman Jack aren't anywhere near as funny as Chris.

Even Chris was only actually funny because Marvin and the other trolls were basically needling him behind the scenes until he tard raged and then half the time giving him outlines for videos if not outright scripting them. Once the old trolls left and stopped scripting Chris' videos he got a lot more boring too. Lolcows inherently just kind of suck.
Anonymous No.938805290
>>938805289
Josh was pretty unique in that he was decently entertaining on his own, but yeah, he was funnier when his audience interacted with him. Josh weirdly enough had plenty of "weirdo slice of life" arcs that happened apropos of troll intervention. He's even had like 7 gfs.
Anonymous No.938805291
>>938805252
I will always love it as it's the best ammo for people that act like marketers wouldn't spend a second on this site.
Anonymous No.938805292
>>938805289
I disagree. Daniel Larson was funnier than Chris. Josh also had his moments, but it was subdued
Anonymous No.938805325 >>938805408
BTFOed - not /tv/
Anonymous No.938805393
>>938805223
a literal list of literal whos
Anonymous No.938805408 >>938805443
>>938805325
Different board, same obsession
Anonymous No.938805443
>>938805408
k redditor
Anonymous No.938805456
>>938805223
>Logan Paul
he's dead?

thank God