Thread 938811317

Sometimes when I waterpik, I notice where my “problem areas” are because as I go over it, it creates that gross, bacterial, shit smell.

Then I blast it until all the smell is gone, get the topside and bottom side of the brackets and wire, get between each tooth, and get all of my perio pockets in my gums.

>>938811317 (OP)
>getting access to higher value romantic partners, increased job prospects, and the ability to make better first impressions with everyone you meet

seriously, /b/ why are you not paying more attention to your dental health? Get those cavities filled, do ortho. Be responsible.

wow, thanks, I was really wondering about your oral hygiene when I woke up this morning.

I appreciate you giving us that information

>>938811317 (OP)
You're a fat autistic cunt shut the fuck up

>>938812344
Shiver me timbers

I’m actually a skinny, autistic cunt ;-;

>>938811475
It’s no use, anon. The btards and bots will never undertake anything that has to do with self improvement, personal hygiene, or getting girls.

Your mother must be so proud.

And your dentist.

>>938811317 (OP)
is this shit really that important? and does it replace regular flossing

honestly i havent flossed in a few years now. but maybe i should water pick if it's fast and easy.

>>938811317 (OP)
i want to fuck that lady

she can water pick my PENIS
i guess

wait thats actually kind of gay now that i think about it. maybe i can water pick her ass or something.

>>938811317 (OP)
>Sometimes when I Movenpick, I notice where my “problem areas” are

>>938811317 (OP)
waterpiks lead to gumloss

>>938817768
it's easy if you don't mind water splashing out of your mouth into the sink and all over your shirt

>>938821592
You are doing more than half the work already

>>938821516
>wears a shirt because he lives with other humans

well lookie here at the big mr. NORMIE pants

>>938821510
Won’t you lose your teeth anyway if you never clean them, though?

>>938817768
My biggest struggle was with flossing. I used to go months without cleaning, even skipped brushing and flossing for years when I was a kiddo.

Now? I waterpik every day

>>938821516
Yeah, my bathroom does get turned into a wet room. That part is definitely a consideration.

Good job OP on your oral hygiene today!

>>938825614
>even skipped brushing and flossing for years as a kiddo

WTF m8? YEARS? How do you have any teeth left at all?

>>938825933
thank ms schoolteacher :)

>>938823675
Shirtless as we speak. You can tell that guy’s not a true NEET

>>938826003
My orthodontist says my saliva has a lot of calcium in it (people have different levels of various minerals ig) so even though there was heavy staining, calculus, and some cavities, the ca levels actually helped protect my teeth.

Weird, right? Your body can protect you from your own, dumb self.

>>938827105
>liking teeth this much

It’s the ‘tism

>>938821516
Have you considered using waterpick in shower?

>>938814021
correct
we get femboys instead

>>938825933
>Yes, ganbatte mrs. chink-san
>I mean, mrs. chink-ma'am