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Anonymous No.938813737 >>938814409 >>938815042 >>938816384 >>938816444 >>938816627 >>938816642 >>938818850 >>938818873 >>938818927 >>938820876 >>938821188 >>938822181 >>938822583 >>938825703 >>938826451 >>938826592 >>938828345 >>938830732 >>938830753 >>938830938 >>938833369 >>938833910 >>938834035 >>938834779 >>938835099 >>938836189 >>938839761 >>938841017 >>938841243 >>938841418
Why are they doing this?
Anonymous No.938813841 >>938820775 >>938833237
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY GOYSLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.938814409 >>938814980 >>938815551 >>938816669
>>938813737 (OP)
they don't always get dedicated buildings, sometimes they are converted

they aren't going to carve golden arches into an existing building just to turn it into a mediocre rest stop in a small town
Anonymous No.938814980 >>938815322 >>938815551 >>938816805
>>938814409
McDonald's will pretty much always build a new building when they open a new location.
Anonymous No.938815042 >>938825666
>>938813737 (OP)
because you are being farmed in the black cube saturnxmoon matrix
Anonymous No.938815219
So they can sell it after. Harder to sell a hut shaped building.
Anonymous No.938815322 >>938815551 >>938841095
>>938814980
He's talking about the soulless corporate minimalism rebranding. Most of the previously vibrantly-colored restaurants were renovated into the designs on the right
Trooth Bombz "Black in the Dayz" from /asp/ No.938815551
>>938814409
>>938814980
>>938815322
Aneurysm inducing thread.
Anonymous No.938816384
>>938813737 (OP)
So brain dead wetbacks can build them. Modern houses are the same way.
Anonymous No.938816444
>>938813737 (OP)
Anonymous No.938816585 >>938816735
Conservatives are whiney children
Anonymous No.938816627
>>938813737 (OP)
Its hip to be square
Anonymous No.938816642
>>938813737 (OP)
Apple store. It infected every corporate design philosophy.
Anonymous No.938816669
>>938814409
>they aren't going to carve golden arches into an existing building
And yet they will rip them out of McDonalds locations that already had them.
Tooth Bombz "Back in the Dayz" from /asp/ No.938816699
Add my disc.
@_her_dick_my_mouf
Anonymous No.938816735
>>938816585
Rent free.
Anonymous No.938816749 >>938818737 >>938835004 >>938835065
it's the devil's plan to make this world monotonous. Everyone knows diversity and color are the most beautiful things in this world that bring about life.
They want you to feel like you're in a prison every day of your life.
Anonymous No.938816805
>>938814980
You're a moron lol
Anonymous No.938818737
>>938816749
Right, its why we acknowledge that brown people are the least diverse in nature and that being white is ok.
Anonymous No.938818848
money
even down to the cost of printing their logos, they want it as simple, and few colors as possible. we don't live in the times of excess to lure in customers with colorful facades. there's profit to be had
Anonymous No.938818850
>>938813737 (OP)
Fuck
Anonymous No.938818873
>>938813737 (OP)
because corporations are without a soul and can express no other feeling or desire but greed.
Anonymous No.938818927 >>938819160 >>938841325
>>938813737 (OP)
They hate God.
Anonymous No.938819160 >>938820258 >>938823690 >>938841325
>>938818927
This, peak peakyness to buildings was gods country.
Anonymous No.938820258 >>938820652
>>938819160
i think it is a result of some kind of conspiracy.
Anonymous No.938820548
Lower building cost and it is easier to convert the building into something else.
Anonymous No.938820652
>>938820258
Good for you, put your hands together in prayer. Now see the doors and there's the steeple, open your hands and there's all the people. Amen.
Anonymous No.938820775 >>938821914
>>938813841
>goyslop
Reminder that nazi enablers need to be punched as nazis
Anonymous No.938820876 >>938821971
>>938813737 (OP)
Why do you have some weird misplaced nostalgia for that substandard product OP?
Anonymous No.938821188
>>938813737 (OP)
They're erasing white men one chicken fried steak at a time.
Tim the Machine No.938821914 >>938828768
>>938820775
>we be ova ere punchin natives!
Wow oh man wow, youre so cool.
Tim the Machine No.938821971
>>938820876
>im so mad about millennial nostalgia its obvious!
Stop being a faggot, faggit.
Anonymous No.938822181
>>938813737 (OP)

perhaps the influence of the Bauhaus architectural style.
Anonymous No.938822583 >>938822674 >>938841380
>>938813737 (OP)
Took my 14yo daughter back to a mcds for the first time in probably 6-8 years. She kept going on and on about wanting "chicken nuggies". Last time she went, it still had a playplace. The interior now, is so sterile. She absolutely hated it. She said it felt "depressing". She didnt even wanna look at those tablet tables they have. After we got our order and went back to the car, she didn't even eat the nuggets. She said it tasted like soap. Took a bite myself, wtf... they tasted like shit. Yah, were done with fast food. Luckily the closest mcds is now like 15ish miles away, so we have to go out of our way to it
Anonymous No.938822674 >>938823037
>>938822583
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Anonymous No.938823037 >>938839708
>>938822674
Old order was the mcdouble with mac sauce. Loved that shit. We moved from the city to the country. Have a few mom and pop places. Walmart and major grocery store are 40ish min drives. Miss the convenience, but enjoy the peacefulness. One nice pro, we have a local coop for internet and get gigabit dl/ul speeds
Anonymous No.938823690
>>938819160
peak peakyness was the peak?!?!?
Anonymous No.938825666
>>938815042
this is true
Anonymous No.938825703
>>938813737 (OP)
Someone saw how popular Minecraft was, and just ran with that idea in real life. Even our apartments are going that route.
Anonymous No.938826451
>>938813737 (OP)
Because people want more modern looking buildings and the last one isn't even real dumbass
Anonymous No.938826592
>>938813737 (OP)
because the left side looks retarded in 99% of cases

people want open spaces and large floor-to-ceiling windows
Anonymous No.938826646
wasn't there a line item on us aid,
Anonymous No.938828345
>>938813737 (OP)
>
Now boxes no longer attractive to kids, teens, older people. Thank you, far-left HR hires.

Companies shocked they no longer attract base of kids, teens, older people and losing money, have to cut quality, freebies, raise prices to silly levels to survive.

FAFO. Who knew?
Anonymous No.938828768 >>938828911
>>938821914
I'd watch you get punched Nazi
Anonymous No.938828911 >>938829311
>>938828768
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Anonymous No.938829311 >>938836907
>>938828911
I'd watch you get taught with fists how to stop being a Nazi faggot
Anonymous No.938830732 >>938832561
>>938813737 (OP)
So you don't think of run down locations
Anonymous No.938830753
>>938813737 (OP)
Hello asmon
Anonymous No.938830938 >>938833258 >>938833549
>>938813737 (OP)
IT'S THE END...
Anonymous No.938832561
>>938830732
They're soulless boxes. Only a non thinking bot would like this post modernist dogshit.
Anonymous No.938833237
>>938813841
mcdonald's famously founded by jewish rabbi Mac Domhnaill
Anonymous No.938833258 >>938833549
>>938830938
be glad it happened
Anonymous No.938833296
It's to demoralize you and remind you of institutions like the education system, which is prisonlike in nature, and prison itself.
Anonymous No.938833369 >>938835207
>>938813737 (OP)
you people and your insane conspiracy theories, aliens, demoralization the eeeeevil juice, when it's just smug idiot architects and designers thinking they know better than you and pushing their own ideas about asthetics
Anonymous No.938833549 >>938833961
>>938833258
>>>938830938 (You)
>be glad it happened
That's the spirit.
Anonymous No.938833910
>>938813737 (OP)
Cost cutting and reselling their shit easily when a building goes out of business. Basically they are getting prepared to jump ship if the company goes bankrupt in the future.
Anonymous No.938833961
>>938833549
no, that is giving up. That is failing.
Anonymous No.938834035
>>938813737 (OP)
Demoralization.
Anonymous No.938834779 >>938834965
>>938813737 (OP)
>Why are they doing this?
They want you to get your food and get the fuck out. They no longer want you to just plant your ass there and eat, for a multitude of reasons. Like cleaning up after you. And niggers.
Anonymous No.938834965 >>938835007
>>938834779
this is why i stay longer nowadays
Anonymous No.938835004
>>938816749
> beauty
> a pizza hut roof
This is a dude who tries to fuck sidewalks
Anonymous No.938835007 >>938835029
>>938834965
Are you black?
Anonymous No.938835029 >>938835194
>>938835007
i'm white, i stay longer and try to arrive a few minutes before they close
Anonymous No.938835065
>>938816749
it's not about monotony, it's about saving money, companies want to save money all the time, they hate you
Anonymous No.938835067 >>938835135
Best theory I can come up with is sales are down, so they'll fuck up your asking on purpose to count a fucked up thing as a thing they did. They can count it twice as many times.
Anonymous No.938835099 >>938835158
>>938813737 (OP)
Cracker Barrel has mastered playing upon nostalgia which is the exact reason I loved them, and my older family members loved them.

It simply looked like the old days and every Cracker Barrel was functionally identical.... with even most of the decorations in the same spot.

My grandparents are long dead, but it always brought me right back to going out to eat with my grandparents in the 80s and 90s.

It brought me back to walking to the Cracker Barrel for chili cheese fries after getting drunk with my middle school homeboy.

It honestly breaks my heart that they're changing the design to be more sterile and corporate.
Anonymous No.938835135
>>938835067
If you didn't drive out of the area and pulled off to figure out what kinda shit they gave you wrong. At best if you an alcoholic that walks over there women you find attractive will straight up quit this job instead of listening to your bullshit. baby. I love you, you know it. Please come back I'll do some real dirty shit for you too, like fry your taters if you're into that.
Anonymous No.938835158 >>938835192 >>938835217
>>938835099
the MBA who decided this thinks you are dumb and that you're family is dumb and that you NEEED to change and start liking what he likes because duh he's better than you and he likes corporate art and intermittent fasting, what's that? you don't want to spend money here anymore? what's WRONG with you, you're wrong peasant, very wroooong
Anonymous No.938835172
few typos, sorry crackle burrel, crack all burrul
Anonymous No.938835192
>>938835158
So you're saying this chic decided to fucking bang some pussy ass guy with a bullshit degree. No way dude. She's fucking some kind of manager or something. I mean yeah he's made of pure bitch and making her chug it. I don 't believe your story.
Anonymous No.938835194 >>938835295
>>938835029
Are you sure you're not black?
Anonymous No.938835207 >>938835282
>>938833369
> when it's just smug idiot architects and designers thinking they know better than you and pushing their own ideas about asthetics

It's not even that. This is pure corporate branding and resale value.

Rebranding: They want their brand to be neutral and generic enough to not turn off any potential age demographic - McDonalds in particular used to have a very kiddy aesthetic, and the company wants to draw in business people and retirees and families alike.

Resale value: If for any reason they choose to leave that location, be it store closedown or upgrade to a better spot, they want to be able to sell or lease the space to any business type. Even now we have businesses that have to deal with being known as something like "The accountant that runs out of the Pizza Hut" even though that location hasn't sold a pie in forty years, all because of that iconic roof. A lot of thesze big brands are now as much a real estate company as they are a food outlet.

Ironically, it's the restaurant architects that hate this shit the most. You can find them shit-talking this generic bullshit online. They want to make iconic shit that people remember their whole lives and their employers are telling them "No, give me a gray box I can onsell to a yoga studio".
Anonymous No.938835217
>>938835158
>you NEEED to change and start liking what he likes
She.
Anonymous No.938835282 >>938835344
>>938835207
makes sense the artistic part of an architect would hate this generic bullshit, i guess it's all the fault of executives, thanks for making me remember that, i still think there's a lot of hubris in their way of thinking, if someone is made for everyone, it is made for no one
Anonymous No.938835295 >>938835740
>>938835194
no, i don't want to smoke crack or anything i just want to waste their resources
Anonymous No.938835344 >>938835366
>>938835282
You profit off it, or talking shit?
Anonymous No.938835366
>>938835344
i'm just a client who hates the enshitification of society because of "growth" it's like eating your arm because it's nutritious!
Anonymous No.938835740
>>938835295
>i just want to waste their resources
are you SURE you're not black?
Anonymous No.938836189
>>938813737 (OP)
Remember when McDonald's said that they were actually in the business of real estate? That's true even today.

Turns out renovating an existing building is easier if they all look the same. Even if they're building from the ground-up, the re-sale value of the land is going to be higher if the building has a generic shape that can be reused by pretty much anyone. That McDonald's could be converted into a Burguer King, a pharmacy or a clothing store easier than the plastic one.

Also they moved away from bright colors because marketing fast food to children is now frowned upon.
Anonymous No.938836907 >>938836944 >>938839627
>>938829311
I think all antifa dogs should face the wall. When our time comes, you’ll do the same.
Anonymous No.938836944
>>938836907
NTA and not even a Nazi but I wouldn’t piss on an antifa if its guts were on fire.
Anonymous No.938838561
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Anonymous No.938839627
>>938836907
because they can get away with it.
Anonymous No.938839708
>>938823037
cool reply to well known bait
head on back to facebook
Anonymous No.938839761 >>938840913
>>938813737 (OP)
because its hard to resell a property with the pizzahut roof bullshit. Those properties become nigh worthless and whoever buys it tends to just tear down the building anyway.
Anonymous No.938840913
>>938839761
It's all so obvious.
Anonymous No.938841017
>>938813737 (OP)
They got rid of the barrel AND the cracker!
Anonymous No.938841095 >>938841376
>>938815322
/thread, it’s too kill peoples spirits without them knowing it’s occurring until it’s too late. Brutalist architecture
Anonymous No.938841243
>>938813737 (OP)
They are pretty much trying to sho blacks away from believing that these establishments were created by them as part of their 'Culture'.
Anonymous No.938841325
>>938819160
>>938818927
too bad god isn't real
Anonymous No.938841371
giving back to the community
Anonymous No.938841376
>>938841095
that's not what brutalism is, you uncultured swine
Anonymous No.938841380
>>938822583
The developing brain needs nutrients, not a diet consisting solely of sugar and slop. No one told my dipshit mother.
Anonymous No.938841418
>>938813737 (OP)
I miss this place in the UK.