Thread 938820879

hags > hebes
prove me wrong (you

>condom
lmfao yeah we're really worried about you getting knocked up. or is that for your stds?

I can't. You're right. Post more.

>>938820879 (OP)
Lusamine is the only good thing to come out of Gen VII.

>>938820879 (OP)
you what

>>938820879 (OP)
hebes > hags
Actually fertile.

True, but I prefer the older term 'cake'.

I like hags, heebs, lolis and older women
My penis will go anywhere

>>938820879 (OP)
>we missed out on a hag trio because Mallows mom just had to go and die

>>938820879 (OP)
Easy, hag+hebe>>>hags>hebes.
Works especially well with mother daughter combo.

>>938820889
Based oyakudon enjoyer

Why are older women raping young men suddenly?

>>938820879 (OP)
Here is the issue with your logic:
Hebes can become hags but hags can never become hebes.

>>938820884
hags
>know what they want
>won't play mindgames
>has her own car and apartment/house
hebes
>illegal
>spends her time watching shitty tiktok videos
>smell like dollar store makeup

Lusamine just wants someone to hold in bed

Love loli
Love hebes
Love furries
Love 3D
Love real women

I just like females. Too bad they don't want me. Why don't they want me, man?

>Be me
>See Lillie
>Get hard
>Masturbate
>Cum
It's the same story every time /v/ros...

>>938820895
You have too good of taste anon that's why

>>938820879 (OP)
Hags are for oyakodon

>>938820879 (OP)
hebes will eventually become hags
hags can never become hebes again

>>938820895
FUCK I meant hags, not hebes
why the hell is that muscle memory

tots >

>>938820895
B e c au s e y o u a r e a p e d o p h i l e a n o n .

>>938820895
>Why don't they want me, man?
They're not supposed to be there for you!
They're supposed to be there for Geoffrey!

>>938820895
Women have telepathic powers anon. They can detect instantly if you're a chud or coomer. Unfortunately they can never ever ever ever detect abusers, rapists and killers with this power.

>>938820899
au contraire
you use the hag to make a new hebe, like planting the ends of green onions to grow new ones

It pisses me off that doujins rarely go far enough. I think the most obvious example is threesomes. What is the point of a threesome if the girls don't do lesbian shit with each other? Yet this is omitted from so many doujins and JAVs. Is it something particular about Japan? Are some people grossed out by girls kissing?

>>938820888
Acerola's parents are also dead and yet you don't blame her for not contributing.

>>938820882
>>938820908
>>938820909
this guy's stuff was really cool at first but then he kept making lesbian shit without signs of stopping, what a waste of talent man...

goon thread

>>938820903
>MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS

>>938820915
goon website

>>938820879 (OP)
I'm a big tit connoisseur, but what's the point of adding tits to a character that's supposed to have modest chest?

>date a hag
>get free access to her hebe daughter

>>938820905
>you use the hag to make a new hebe
lol
lmao

>>938820920
>date a hag
>gain access to a network of hags.
Priorities, anon.

>>938820920
>get hebe daughter preggers
>hag dies
>I die
>years later, hebe is now a hag with a hebe of her own
the cycle continues

>>938820919
Would

>>938820923
>get hag preggers
>gets a hebe and tard male
>tard male impregnates the hebe and hag multiple times with my tard bloodline

>>938820891
Because older men are preying on young women

>>938820879 (OP)
i find it funny how lusa is such a fucking asshole and irresponsible mother in the first game but for whatever reason they decided to retcon it on the remake
I wonder if they saw her popularity and wanted to soften the blow or something. or maybe a dev also waifu'd her and wanted to whitewash her juuuust a bit.

Either way I like this crazy bitch.

>>938820879 (OP)
Infants>all

>>938820928
Anything older than 2 years is a hag.

>>938820879 (OP)
Sure

>>938820927
I want to shake his hand personally

I awakened sexually around age 13. I found my classmates sexually attractive then and I never stopped. I would not try to seduce a teenager though, for moral reasons.

>>938820932
Weak, I was smelling chairs where cute girls were sitting when I was 3.

>>938820926
I think Guzma is the one getting preyed on there.

I think that one zealous anti-pedo mod quit because of the hack and doxxing, lol.

>>938820879 (OP)
Now post their hotter canon designs.
You pretend to like hags but have to give them plastic surgery?

>>938820879 (OP)
expired hags -> food for hebes

>>938820889
Based /ll/ enjoyer

>>938820939
OYAKODON

>>938820934
learned a new japanese term today

>>938820923
>>938820925
>preggers
don't say that

Janny gooning itt rn

>>938820945
based

>>938820879 (OP)
>left
BWC
>right
BWC

>>938820910
It's the alola TRIO. Acerola is like a tag along but not an official member

>>938820905
making hebes with hebes.

>>938820881
poor chicken

>>938820912
did he draw lusamine bent over with her lean ass?

>>938820948
Lillie isn't even a trial captain

>>938820879 (OP)
I dont watch woman by age, i judge them by looks

>>938820952
Yeah but she is the main character.

>>938820947
TWSC(tiny white shota cock)*

69ing Lillie with Lusamine rimjob.

Lusamine announcing to her kids they’re having a little sister

>>938820957
with me.

Not to discount Acerola though, she should've been a main member

Lusamine assigning me a aether foundation employee to show me how to preserve my momentum

Lusamine spoiling you as your sugar mama

Hapu...

>>938820962
>that one guy on pixiv that draws Hapu with thick pubes and armpit hair hasn't drawn anything for a few months
I'm worried

>>938820963
He's animating his masterpiece, just give it time

>>938820959
I feel like Mallow and Lana being on the same island kinda helped carry them being depicted together a lot. And then Lillie is just around literally all the time. Acerola was fucking robbed bros.

>>938820879 (OP)
I love pokehags~!

>>938820968
Now THIS is peak.

>>938820968
Why does Lillie (a child) have bigger boobs than her mom?

>>938820970
thats me right there

>>938820971
genetics from dad's side

>>938820970
Literally me on the left.

>>938820879 (OP)
Hag Anal

>>938820935
>>938820926
ikemen oji + hebe is so peak
something about it feels so right bros

Anons?

>>938820978
?

>>938820898
Hags are for oyakodon, and oyakodon is only good if it's a hag and hebe.

>>938820979
Made you look.

>>938820978
I prefer her flat and confident desu desu

>>938820978
A Cynthia is fine too...

What does this have to do with video games again

>>938820981
you mean stare

>>938820981
still looking

>>938820984
Some of them were in a video game

>>938820984
stroking

>>938820986
>>938820985
Keep staring.

>>938820920
this

>>938820984
erm technically these are video game characters

>>938820990
I am! and using Hex is cheating...

>>938820994
Ok I am sorry for that. Here have this cow instead.

i like where this thread is going

pogchamp

>>938820995
Oh no it started to...

any helpers?

>>938820998
Whatever it is, it sounds like you should keep going.

>>938821001
I mean yeah I can't ignore it now thanks to you

>>938821003
Don't blame me!

if i were a hebe i would fuck rich businessmen and blackmail them…..

>>938821005
I'm not blaming you I'm pointed out using Hex was cheating!

>>938820935
Not for lack of trying...

>>938821007
She must be a very powerful trainer.

>>938821009
there is no limit to her power

>>938821011
How about your limit? is it close?

>>938820885
>close in age
lol

>>938821012
almost there

>>938821013
They're in college now

Why not both?

>>938820893
>Hags know how to drain your balls in 10 seconds flat
>Hebes wouldn't even know what to do with your dick

Don't forget to clean up.

>>938821020
thanks

im next in line to get milked btw

>>938821021
You are welcome.

>>938821016
Ter just gets it.

>>938821022
There is a line? I thought of it more of like an open circle.

She approaches you shyly at the gala

>>938820952
it's because of the anime

>>938821023
now I need 5 minutes and some water

>>938821025
im rearing to go if no one else is

>>718802754
SSSNIIFFFFF

>>938821029
Anyone specific you were thinking of?

>>718802754
holy BUSH

>>718802754
gross

rare lusamines. thank you

>>718802754
come on...

i want lusamine to rape me

>>938821009
We can have hexyakodon now

Faggy weeb sex?

>>938821037
can't rape the willing

i want lusamine to pee on me

>>938821031
mommy hex is perfect i just need a little guidance..

>>938821031
tag?

>>938821038
Hexawhat? You boys and your weird lingo.
>>938821042
Really? it's so easy. Just take the pokeflute out and play it.

>>938821044
i pulled it out of my inventory but im not very experienced using it..can you maybe blow on it a little for me?

>>938821046
Not really in the mood for activity. But I can hold my hand here in place half open and what happens, happens.

>>938821047
Nta, but you're really sexy.

>>938821048
Thanks but I'm not doing anything. I got 2 hands though.

>>938821049
Why is she making that face

>>938821047
you're so nice for letting me rest my pokeflute inside your hand while i figure out how to use this thing, its getting stiff and warm so I must be doing something right though

>>938821051
You have her speechless

>>938821050
Just a compliment. But I hope I catch you around.

>>938820879 (OP)
Both are good.

>>938821052
It certainly is making a lot of noise. I have to make sure to not loosen my grip.
>>938821054
It's appreciated.

>>938820891
>suddenly
The south Park episode about this is almost 20 years old

>>938821053
Well I haven't done a thing but she's focused on something

>>938821058
It should be illegal to mog your own daughter this much.

>>938821056
your skin is so smooth and there's barely any friction..my flute is reacting on its own at this point sliding up and down and bobbing all over

>>718804989
gotcha catboxer

>>938821037
this but with a strapon

Catbox is broken, damn

>>938821061
You are getting really into it with rhythm and vocal noises.

>>938820977
Chicken x Guzma is indeed the best pairing in Alola.

>>938821058
how did she have two kids? she doesnt look like she'd survive birthing the triplets+ I would continuously inseminate her with

>>938821064
Could use litterbox I suppose.

>>938821067
Wicke was her surrogate, duh
>>938821068
it works!
https://litter.catbox.moe/aqpmidfdgukvagwf.png

>>938821069
I honestly expected way more spicy.

It's okay to be attracted to adults as long as you never act on it

>>938821065
i cant help it its been a long time since my flute has felt this good, im not a water type trainer but i can feel myself getting closer and closer to using 'Splash'

This is gay.

>>938821071
>t. loli

>>938820879 (OP)
Hags that want you to bang their hebe

>>938821071
Haha yeah, who would want to do that....

>>938821071
who would ever touch a SHITTY ADULT

>>718805938
ahhhh im sorry that whisper and your outfit were way too erotic, i ended up splashing all over your hand and onto the floor..i feel embarrassed now...

>>938821080
If only

>>938821081
Better treat her like a proper lady if you do

>>938821079
Don't you dare apologise for playing such an entertaining tune for me. But thank you and make sure to clean up and rehydrate.

Saggers?

Built for equine pokemon

>>938821084
built for impregnation sex

>>938821086
Imagine the babycraze of a hag on the verge of menopause, her biological clock spurring her to go all out mating

>>938820879 (OP)
hag = hebe = loli
you can't refute this

>>938821084
Built for shotas.

>>938820879 (OP)
hags are best paired with virgin shotas, and hebes are best paired with fat but not overly ugly businessmen

Looks like that's the cuties in need taken care of now.

>>938820976
Anime Lusamine is funny.

>>938820884
But i don't want them to get pregnant.

Oh no
Oh no no no no

>>938820977
It's like how a lot of teenage romance fiction for girls involves monsters and demons and stuff. Young girls suddenly awakening to the idea that "wait this kind of rocks?"

>>938821082
I wouldn't overstep

>>938821076
I'd turn that hag into a grandma

>>938821092
>mother and daughter
>they look nothing alike

>>938821097
Why does this artist kinda look like mamimi?

>>938821099
She's like a clam: Hard to open up but once you're in she won't let you go

>>938821102
Just like how there are dozens of cutesexyrobutt or blackwhiplash copycats he has them too.

>>938821103
The most delicious clam

>>938821106
>The most delicious clam
heh

I'm still horny but I should go to bed.

>>938821108
My balls are still full.

>>938821108
sauce?

>>938821109
Well that's no good.

>>938821107
Right?
She's the whole feast

>>938820890
The best!

>normal Pokegirl threads always die or get 404d or spammed the guy who posts scat
>Alola threads that are just loli spam stay up
>ERP faggots who jerk each other off posting
Nah this is fine, totally ok with it

>>938821111
You're to blame. You should take responsibility. Homotaku sex is the only thing that can empty it now.

>>938821113
>the mom’s tummy
MUH DICK

>>938821113
Those two are shameless

>>938821115
It's really exciting and satisfying when Anons empty.

>>938820879 (OP)
>prove me wrong (you
We can go even older than hags!

>>938821108
same

Does USUM redeem Lusamine as a character or is she still a contender for world's worst mom?

>>938820978
this is the part where you make full display of your agp fetish and erp with strangers on the internet.

>>938821123
She needs at least 6 children

>>938821124
They sanded down some of her roughness

>>938820893
>hags
>won't play mindgames
LMAO

>>938820978
off-model dogshit

>>938821126
You mean 60
Octuplets every time

>>718810601
Yeah, I'm pretty sure women post on this thread.

I like hags but only when it's being used ironically for a girl that's like 26 or at most 30. wanting to fuck actual menopausal women is weird.

>>938821093
Hex milk...

>>938820879 (OP)
>JT_Veemo
Draws too many poo males.

What an odd choice.

Why /b/ instead of /trash/?

>>938821694
/trash/ has its own hag thread already

>>938821734
That is understandable and nonsense at the same time.

Hag whores need rape gangbang correction.

>>938821952
very hot picture

UNLEASH THE BESTIALITY

>>938822352
AW YEAH

hags servicing teen boys through anal pleasure