Thread 938821998

Congrats! You won the raffle for one free night with one of these frat bros (odd jobs, drinking, playing games, etc). Which do you pick and what do you do?

>>938821998 (OP)
I dont pick anything

>>938821998 (OP)
I dont do anything.

>>938821998 (OP)
Most of my day is spent finding "technicalities" so state hired attorneys can take your money. What do you think life is?

>>938822116
I didnt mean to upset you OP, I just have a hard time not pointing out the obvious.

>>938821998 (OP)
How did I win a raffle I didn't enter? Sounds like a scam to me.

>>938821998 (OP)
i pick number 4 and we do this all day

>>938821998 (OP)
I would probably have sex with number four. Stick my cock head right in his anus. Dip it right in his poophole. Scrape the poo out of his anus with my mushroom tip so the poo is stuck under the tip when I pull it out of his butt. You know, just bro things.

>>938823419
That sounds like rape. No.
>>938823369
This is also rape.
>>938822041
>>938822057
You can’t find a single use for a spry frat bro?

>>938821998 (OP)
4, and we do this all day

>>938821998 (OP)
I don't want to be friends with these faggots I want my father back.

>>938823501
which one is you and which is 4
>>938823523
Too bad, this is the best you get

>>938823498
what if I hold these good for nothing frat douches for ransom? will I be paid a million dollars? is that within bounds of thee rules?

yeah sure let me get his phone number so we can watch tranny anime and play videogames while we share his girlfriend with the dog, then he can hook me up at a slave job waiting tables for Joe Rogan and doctor Peterson

fuck outta here with your Mexican connections

>>938823498
Oh it's all consensual. He wants me to get right in there and really scrape out the dookie.

>>938823572
DP double dick a stripper/hooker, we pin the blame on the nearest nigger. I high five him as I steal his wallet if he's lucky enough not to take the fall for the other nigger that got lynched

>>938823498
>>938823572

can't have my father back? OK considering I know more UFC than this trust fund fag let's say I challenge him to a duel/ street fight.

I take half his bank account after I beat the shit out of him.

>>938823712
no he doesn’t

>>938821998 (OP)
you are fucking sad if you want to be friends with your school bullies that got to go to college.

Keep working hard at McDonald's those savings in your wages will pay off to start your own business in the land of opportunity

>>938823888
he wants me to poo in his poo hole and poo it back into my poo hole so we can poo back and forth forever

>>938823888
>>938823888
> pretending he is straight

you are at that point people tell you to kill yourself. don't go through with it though

Gay thread.

Now wat do u think happened to her at the frat party?

>>938823572
4 is the guy getting pounded

>>938824063
Something unbelievably gay

>>938824063
Anal. Train of at least 50 guys. the dudes put a paper bag on her head because she is an ugly spic bitch but they still tapped it.

just wet, used, onahole sloppy seconds full of other dudes semen pussy.

>>938823975
Please explain to me why you genuinely think this tall, athletic frat bro is gay.

>>938824063
both these fat refrigerator body bitches have punchable faces, fuck outta here with your beard homo

>>938824102
He is bigger and stronger than you. That would never happen!

>>938824187
Mutt dick faced cara de verga

if this cara de pito isn't already a degenerate he is some ultra Christian kid with zero life experience waiting for someone to destroy his tender asshole. all that cuck energy emitting from his interactions with blacks. very gay energy

I had a Freudian insight on his character but I forgot what I was about to type. NPC bitch, if the bitch who says creep and stalker who doesn't put out was male.

textbook definition of a bitch

>>938824187
ugly mutt faggot doesn't stop losing women to blacks.
LMAO at athletic all American chad
he is light years from looking at aleksander Emelianenko in the eye

>>938824392
>>938824498
he’s not a mutt

>>938824599
A mutt with a butt full of nut

>>938824599
no I'm just a spic who envies his bitch ass. I knock him out 10 times out of 10.

without mommy and daddy he ain't shit but another slave. hope he gets to retire in Thailand to abuse some ladyboy

>>938824793
Negroed.com

>>938824793
neither of those statements are true. take that back

>>938824234
this is what you call success?

these BJJ white belt fags are what you shit talk us as incels on here for?

LMAO

>>938824908
just look at his muscles. you wouldn’t win.

>>938824875
totally Ken "bro" wheres Barbie? put on some pathetic pop from the 90s faggot

>>938824963
I count two (2) muscles. Very low muscle count. Grow more muscles.

>>938821998 (OP)
can I have my money back? if I wanted to watch Jersey shore I'd turn on the TV and I never wanna watch that trash

>>938824104
>>938824185
>>938824231
Hotter than any chick you'll ever pull fatass

>>938825137
I've had sex with Michael Jackson. Checkmate.

>>938824963
he looks skinny I actually wrestled and did a bunch of shit. I shit on his mouth in my youth now that I'm in my 30s he has to respect my shoes, bank account, dick slapping and perceived authoritah

I'll just pay younger and stronger thugs to beat the shit out of him. I'd fuck his first love but niggers ran a train on her and have her

most you get out of me is advice pep talk

>>938825137
nigger please these bitches need to be deported to burritoland so they can make proper tamales in their old age

lap dances at the club are 20 dollars each, faggot.

so yes I do pull hotter than your simp ass. you think like a woman and your piss is feminine, your guys you wish were your friends/butt buddies are fags and mutts and your romantic interests are 5/10 and below feminist bitches who earn more than you

watch your tone when talking to anyone boy starting with your dog who pulls more pussy than you

>>938825137
they are such fake blondes its hideous like the race version of a tranny.

I can see the fat too that shit goes whooper curvy BBW bad in 2 years or less

>>938825269
>>938825418
>>938825504
mental retardation

>>938824234
he's not, he's my little bro and i'm going to make him cum by breeding his frat boy bubblebutt

>>938827134
You would cower if you saw him irl!

>>938827295
I would immediately catch super AIDS from the homosexual radiation emanating out of his swollen and gaping asshole