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You Donβt Look Jewish
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A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. βExcuse me,β she said, βbut are you Jewish?β
βNo,β replied the man.
A few minutes later the woman returned. βExcuse me,β she said again, βare you sure youβre not Jewish?β
βIβm sure,β said the man.
But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. βAre you absolutely sure youβre not Jewish?β she asked.
βAll right, all right,β the man said. βYou win. Iβm Jewish.β
βThatβs funny,β said the woman.β You donβt look Jewish.β