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Anonymous No.938848852 [Report] >>938848853 >>938848855 >>938848856 >>938848857 >>938848858 >>938848859 >>938848860 >>938848861 >>938848867 >>938848871 >>938848875 >>938848877 >>938848882
/out/ bros, how do I get a cute hiker gf
Anonymous No.938848853 [Report] >>938848854
>>938848852 (OP)
just stop being a charmless autistic shut in.
Anonymous No.938848854 [Report]
>>938848853
Ok, but how?
Anonymous No.938848855 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
you dont
Anonymous No.938848856 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
She looks atrocious.
Anonymous No.938848857 [Report] >>938848883
>>938848852 (OP)
Anonymous No.938848858 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
I met mine through my uni's rpg club back when we were students.
Anonymous No.938848859 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
Simply go out hiking and talk to them
Anonymous No.938848860 [Report] >>938848866
>>938848852 (OP)
Why does she look like she showers once a week and smells inappropriately stinky?
Anonymous No.938848861 [Report] >>938848862
>>938848852 (OP)
You don't meet them, you make them. Meet a nice normie girl and take her hiking a few times. Any woman who's already into hiking will not make a good partner. She will cheat on you, guaranteed.
Anonymous No.938848862 [Report] >>938848863
>>938848861
How is this even remotely true?
Anonymous No.938848863 [Report]
>>938848862
It's like most women interested in a predominantly male hobby, they do it for attention. Once someone more attractive than you gives her attention, she'll leave you.
Anonymous No.938848864 [Report] >>938848865
she looks like shes on SSRIs
Anonymous No.938848865 [Report]
>>938848864
There's no way to tell that.
Anonymous No.938848866 [Report] >>938848868
>>938848860
Anonymous No.938848867 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
Kidnapping
Anonymous No.938848868 [Report] >>938848869 >>938848871
>>938848866
I fucked a girl like that. It was gross, and I am ashamed of it. There is no excuse for poor hygiene if you live in a developed country.
Anonymous No.938848869 [Report] >>938848870
>>938848868
give more details anon
Anonymous No.938848870 [Report]
>>938848869
>outdoorsy and obsessed with travel but didn't have the money for it
>deep, deep seated daddy issues, whole family was a bunch of meth heads
>thin due to being broke and having poor diet
>easy fuck
>her bed looked and smelled like she never washed it
>used to send me nudes constantly, pretty sure she was sending them to other guys too
>used to bone her with her roommate home because she didn't care
>her roommate was a basket case anyway
Not really a lot of positives.
Anonymous No.938848871 [Report] >>938848872 >>938848878 >>938848879 >>938848881
>>938848852 (OP)
I don't know, I'm thinking of trying a hiking oriented dating app, like trailmix, because it is a contradiction in terms but who knows. I can't just meet women on the trail because I tend to hike at a faster rate then them if they're going my direction, and if they're coming the opposite direction I can't figure out how to stop and have a conversation because I feel like I'm holding them up.

>>938848868
Hygiene and cosmetics are two different things, way too many people douse themselves in endocrine disrupting chemicals because they're afraid of smelling like an actual human being. I stopped using deoderant but still shower twice a day, and though I smell like sweat most everyone else smells like mutans to me now, fucking chemicals smell so gross dude. I want a girl with some nice pheromones.
Anonymous No.938848872 [Report] >>938848873
>>938848871
wtf is trailmix
Anonymous No.938848873 [Report] >>938848874 >>938848876
>>938848872 its a dating app for outdoor people, i dont know, never tried it. How do you even hike with a woman? If you hike in behind her she will think your staring at heq ass, but if your in front you have to worry about farting. What do i do?
Anonymous No.938848874 [Report]
>>938848873
what about side by side? that way if the hike is going good you can sneak in to hold her hand. If not you can just shoot her in the back of the head and dig her body a few miles off the trail.
Anonymous No.938848875 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
move to big sur
Anonymous No.938848876 [Report]
>>938848873
>she will think you are staring at her ass
Not a problem unless youre a little bitch
Anonymous No.938848877 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
in theory it would be easy. Do a hike, pick something to initiate a conversation with and just be bee urself while chatting.
The challenge is actually asking her out after you've formed a connection.
Anonymous No.938848878 [Report] >>938848879 >>938848880 >>938848881
>>938848871
>way too many people douse themselves in endocrine disrupting chemicals because they're afraid of smelling like an actual human being
FINALLY A SANE HUMAN BEING ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE
Anonymous No.938848879 [Report] >>938848881
>>938848871
>>938848878
>I stopped using deoderant but still shower twice a day, and though I smell like sweat most everyone else smells like mutans to me now, fucking chemicals smell so gross dude.
There is nothing sane about either of you. Just because you don't smell your own stank anymore doesn't mean you don't smell.
Anonymous No.938848880 [Report]
>>938848878
>truth is decided by what makes me coom!
ywnbaw.
Anonymous No.938848881 [Report]
>>938848871
>>938848878
>>938848879
Sweat hardly smells like anything, bacteria eating your sweat and shitting on your skin is what you're smelling
Acids like glycolic acid for example can lower pH to the point where these bacteria die though this can increase skin damage if exposed to sun for too long
People who consume lots of chlorophyll report decreased body odor all over
Also look into ammonia oxidizing bacteria for the skin
Anonymous No.938848882 [Report]
>>938848852 (OP)
>glasses
>headscarf
>shitty tattoos
>fallbird pants
>some gayass pose
>walking around in a bra
Avoid
Anonymous No.938848883 [Report]
>>938848857
kek, every single time, never stop posting this