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Anonymous No.938850229 >>938850306 >>938850619 >>938851135 >>938852711 >>938852712 >>938858725 >>938862605 >>938864263
It's genuinely over for me.
Anonymous No.938850275
Why, God, why?
Anonymous No.938850306 >>938850324
>>938850229 (OP)
Age?
Anonymous No.938850324 >>938850350 >>938850667
>>938850306
Barely 26 and I'm fucking balding.
Anonymous No.938850350 >>938850431
>>938850324
Yeah ur fucked. Does it come out a lot in the shower? Like getting hair all over your hands when you scrub your head?
Anonymous No.938850431 >>938850460 >>938850498 >>938858725
>>938850350
Yep, it does. I've been applying 5% Minoxidil and taking supplements for 3 months, but it seems useless at this point. I think I'll shave it all down tomorrow.
Anonymous No.938850460 >>938850609
>>938850431
If there was a cure for baldness then nobody would be bald.
Anonymous No.938850498 >>938850609
>>938850431
>I think I'll shave it all down tomorrow.
Nah you gotta embrace partial hair. Nobody likes a formal egghead.
Anonymous No.938850609 >>938850778
>>938850460
It's so unfair, fatties have Ozempic, but baldies only get to suffer.
>>938850498
No, it looks pathetic. I've been hiding under a cap for a while, but it seems the fate has been sealed.
Anonymous No.938850619 >>938850727
>>938850229 (OP)
>genuinely over

you genuinely NEVER EVEN STARTED

you tossed in the towel long before any hair loss....

you caved in, and decided to not even try
Anonymous No.938850667 >>938850721 >>938850727 >>938850838
>>938850324
kek. I'm 43 and still have a full head. Zoomers have such weak genes lol
Anonymous No.938850721
>>938850667
38 and my father and both grandfathers are bald. Me and my brother both have a full head of hair.
Anonymous No.938850727 >>938850799
>>938850619
There's nothing to try. I'm piss poor so a hair transplant is out of question.
>>938850667
Good for you, old man.
Anonymous No.938850778 >>938850846
>>938850609
you can always troon out
Anonymous No.938850799 >>938850817 >>938850846
>>938850727
You could do sexual favors for money and then buy a transplant.
Anonymous No.938850817 >>938850965
>>938850799
Who would want to hire a bald man?
Anonymous No.938850838 >>938851083
>>938850667
t. low t
Anonymous No.938850846 >>938851038
>>938850778
Loads of troons are balding too.
>>938850799
I'd rather not.
Anonymous No.938850965
>>938850817
Other men. You could do BJs and offer your hole for pleasing guys. Or sell drugs.
Anonymous No.938851038 >>938851139
>>938850846
You sound like a lazy bum to me. Freeloader.
Anonymous No.938851083
>>938850838
When I was 23 I would cum like three or four times a day. Everyday.
Anonymous No.938851135
>>938850229 (OP)
>lives in Alaska
travels to Big Bear, ends up in Argentina
>>be me, GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
whole family moves to Florida, say goodbye Arcturians!
Anonymous No.938851139 >>938851355
>>938851038
Sadly, I'm not neet, I'm a wagie. So maybe I'm lazy and a bum, but no freeloader.
Anonymous No.938851355 >>938851614
>>938851139
Perfect! Then combine your wage job with the whoring of yourself and you'll make bank. Or apply for EBT and say you're a brown person and get money.
Anonymous No.938851356 >>938851515
The worst part is I also have a baby face. I could have rocked a smooth, shiny head, if I had the looks to back it up, but alas I'm going to be an awkward boy with cancer.
Anonymous No.938851515 >>938851657
>>938851356
kek. This is how you solve the problem. Commit a crime and get sent to jail. It'll age you and you become a convict and chicks dig that.
Anonymous No.938851614 >>938852013 >>938852215
>>938851355
I'm sorry but I have principles. I'd only whore out to tall busty women, but since it's not an option, prostitution isn't a career path for me.
Anonymous No.938851657
>>938851515
I live in O‘ahu with Obamers
Anonymous No.938851900 >>938852042 >>938852521
I lowkey expected my life would end before reaching 30.
Anonymous No.938852013 >>938852372
>>938851614
We both know you ain't getting chicks so there's one alternative to make money. You could also panhandle for money too.
Anonymous No.938852042 >>938852100
>>938851900
raw deal
Anonymous No.938852100
>>938852042
It is what it is.
Anonymous No.938852215 >>938852372
>>938851614
You don't have principles. You visit this site so that tells me that you have none. Don't be lying now.
Anonymous No.938852372 >>938852683
>>938852215
>>938852013
Are you that desperate to get another baldie whore? There should be plenty of those in your ghetto, even without me.
Anonymous No.938852521 >>938852915
>>938851900
27. If you can make it past 27 you're probably going to make it.
Anonymous No.938852646 >>938852726 >>938852915
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KHC9D6C

33 when I had the same spot of hair you're missing OP. I regrew the hair in 4-5 months in that area by using Minoxodil daily. You don't need to worry if you have 50 bucks in your pocket you can solve this OP.
Anonymous No.938852683
>>938852372
You came for solutions and to cry your eyes out. So I'm offering you solutions. I also gave you other options besides working for men's pleasures. Not my fault you are a balding retard.
Anonymous No.938852711
>>938850229 (OP)
Stop being a whiny faggot and get on finasteride and minoxidil. If your tiny virgin cock stops working then grab some Cialis and start lifting. Easy as fuck but you won't even try.
Anonymous No.938852712 >>938852755 >>938853261
>>938850229 (OP)
You're nonwhite with black hair and black eyes. It was over before it began.
Anonymous No.938852726
>>938852646
This shrinks your balls though
Anonymous No.938852755 >>938853261
>>938852712
FINALLY! Some one with truth!
Anonymous No.938852915 >>938853235 >>938853463
>>938852521
Well, to be frank, I'm not going to kill myself over hair loss. It's unfortunate, soul-crushing and (social) life-ending, but it's not like I had one to begin with.
>>938852646
I've been using it for 3 months, you can see the result, there's none. And no, my balls did not shrink.
Anonymous No.938853235 >>938853412
>>938852915
It took 5 months before I saw an improvement. Somewhere on the box is claims 6 months average is normal before results can be seen. So keep going.
Anonymous No.938853261
>>938852712
>>938852755
I don't think being white would have helped it, anon.
Anonymous No.938853412 >>938853639
>>938853235
Okay, I will believe you, anon. Though I'm still inclined to go with shaving or at least trimming it down, so it's less obvious. Summer is almost over, I don't want to be a weirdo wearing a cap well into October.
Anonymous No.938853463 >>938853613
>>938852915
The balls will shrink. Give it time. It will go good with your tiny pee pee
Anonymous No.938853613
>>938853463
Oh, all good then.
Anonymous No.938853639 >>938854593
>>938853412
Tbh you have a great amount of hair. If you tried going for a hair transplant they'd say what the hell, you're fine.

Tbh2 only we men care about this. I asked multiple partners before starting minoxidil if I was losing hair and they said it's to be expected and quite fine, doesn't bother women as much as it bothers you, man.
Anonymous No.938853907 >>938854317 >>938855270
Kike demoralization thread. Do not engage.
Anonymous No.938854317 >>938854487
>>938853907
Regretfully, no ZOG shekels for me. I'm just sad, that's it.
Anonymous No.938854343
Minox is not a hormone blocker, that is fin. Balls should be no different
Anonymous No.938854487 >>938854667
>>938854317
KYS
Anonymous No.938854593
>>938853639
Most people don't give a single fuck if I have hair or not, and wouldn't bat an eye if I were to draw a swastika on my forehead. But yeah, it matters to me, balding is absolutely destroying my self-esteem, which is already pretty low.
Anonymous No.938854667
>>938854487
Oh no, I guess I have to kill myself now, a schizo told me to do so.
Anonymous No.938855270 >>938855737
>>938853907
By the way, did you report countless porn threads as well?
Anonymous No.938855737 >>938856172
>>938855270
Reporting them will only get you banned. They are protected and can act freely.
Anonymous No.938856172
>>938855737
Hmm, sounds like a work of a certain group of people, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.938858725 >>938864772
>>938850229 (OP)
>>938850431
Sometimes it takes minoxidil and finasteride for almost a year to reverse it. Don't give up yet.
Anonymous No.938862605 >>938864772
>>938850229 (OP)
This is a cowlick, you're not balding. What you think is a bald spot is just where your hair is parting. I had the same experience.
Anonymous No.938864263 >>938864772
>>938850229 (OP)
dear god you're retarded. it's not even that bad, i bet you can reverse it in about 6 months. stop whining and try to at least be consistent in something
Anonymous No.938864772
>>938862605
It is falling out quite intensely, it's not just parting.
>>938864263
>>938858725
Alright, alright, I'll continue doing Minoxidil.