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Anonymous No.938850873 >>938850880 >>938850881 >>938850886 >>938850895 >>938850917 >>938850918 >>938850923 >>938850927
>No archaeology simulator
Won't do at all
Anonymous No.938850874 >>938850877 >>938850889 >>938850940 >>938852724
Anonymous No.938850875 >>938850876 >>938850878 >>938850879 >>938850881 >>938850884 >>938850891 >>938850896 >>938850900 >>938850905 >>938850914 >>938850916 >>938850930 >>938850951
I graduated in archaeology. Know what my future was? Unemployment.
Now I work for minimum.
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!lvskrld+4TB No.938850876
>>938850875
why didnt you dig up any gold
Anonymous No.938850877
>>938850874
got what I came for
Anonymous No.938850878
>>938850875
>He didn't do postgrad
lol suck shit
Anonymous No.938850879
>>938850875
No shit. Any degree in the humanities require masters at the minimum, and preferably a PhD.
Anonymous No.938850880
>>938850873 (OP)
Aren't they worried about coming across snakes or scorpions or some shit that can kill them?
Anonymous No.938850881
>>938850875
unfortunately this, my university just axed its archeology program as well I think

>>938850873 (OP)
Genshin if you want less digging and planning and more delving into ancient ruins
Anonymous No.938850882 >>938850883 >>938850887
Is archeology really a rich mans degree? like how does internship work, do you need to have a rich man contact so you can ask him to let you join his/her rich man archeology run?
Anonymous No.938850883 >>938850885 >>938850887
>>938850882
it's the fool's degree
archeology doesn't employ that much people and the modern kind people need specialists, so you're usually historians with volunteers and tech/lab people
it's like these fields like geology that don't actually employ people at a scale that justify teaching for it specifically, archeology should be an optional course in an history degree or something
your best outlook with this kind of diploma is to become a teacher for it
Anonymous No.938850884 >>938850885
>>938850875
Same with psych.
The best thing you can do is get a PhD and perpetuate the cycle.
Anonymous No.938850885 >>938850887
>>938850883
>>938850884
that sounds like a pyramid scam
Anonymous No.938850886
>>938850873 (OP)
There is this that's not out yet
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3541100/DigSite_Archeology_in_Egypt/
Anonymous No.938850887 >>938850892
>>938850885
This guy doesn't know what he's talking about >>938850883

>>938850882
No, you just have to be smart and ambitious, so it filters out STEMmie shitters and historian clowns
Anonymous No.938850888
what would that even play like
LA Noire with lots of dirt?
Anonymous No.938850889 >>938850890
>>938850874
whats even the source for this? a movie?
Anonymous No.938850890
>>938850889
Arrested Development.
Anonymous No.938850891
>>938850875
I'd like to know about some archeology simulators or games with archeology and not about your worthless life
Anonymous No.938850892 >>938850893 >>938850898
>>938850887
Every archaeologist have immense complexes and feel extremely inscure about their discipline’s position. This post just solidifies it.
Anonymous No.938850893 >>938850894
>>938850892
not true at all lol, we're like the only discipline with job security around AI
Anonymous No.938850894
>>938850893
I was not talking about job security, anon.
Anonymous No.938850895
>>938850873 (OP)
>archaeology lady
Reminds me of that skinny, pale ugly chick in the Lost Egypt shows that I'm weirdly attracted to
Anonymous No.938850896
>>938850875
Did my undergrad in archaeology, did some digs, switched to the historians discipline and am now sitting fully funded in a nice office with both my legs wonderfully intact. Feels good to have the best of both worlds.
Anonymous No.938850897
Imagine how dirty and sweaty she's gonna be when she's done.
Anonymous No.938850898 >>938850901 >>938850905
>>938850892
what the "archeology degree" teach you that need to be done on ground can be done by volunteers and all the research part is done by historians today, the preservation part of items is done by museum curators or labs in some cases, and stuff like lidar is done by people from tech fields
archeology as a job have been obsolete for at least two decades
Anonymous No.938850899 >>938850903
>Destroys the guess work you peddled as facts in your path
Nothing personal kid, the only pyramids you'll be working with are the schemes that perpetuate your degree.
Anonymous No.938850900 >>938850902
>>938850875
They don't want us to know the truth, humanities are getting suppressed and pajeets who can only do math like brown robots are mass imported.
Anonymous No.938850901 >>938850904
>>938850898
>what the "archeology degree" teach you that need to be done on ground can be done by volunteers and all the research part is done by historians today
You have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous No.938850902
>>938850900
90s Sandra Bernhard was like the definition of butterface
Anonymous No.938850903
>>938850899
>yooo dude the past was actually really rad like check this out man!!
No wonder Americans bite.
Anonymous No.938850904 >>938850906
>>938850901
lying to yourself or salty that you paid and worked for an useless degree? both perhaps?
Anonymous No.938850905 >>938850933
>>938850875
Got a BS and MS in arch and am sitting comfy in an awesome permanent fed job in Alaska. (Please don’t fire me Donnie). The graduate degree is key. That, and you really have to be a go getter to be successful in the field.

An arch simulator would probably be pretty boring. The type of games that doing my work make me think of are survival or colony sims. I think the hunter gatherer, seasonal round lifestyle is ripe for some comfy realistic survival sim/colony builder game. And by colony I mean like a group management game since, at least where I work, people didn’t really live in one place year round.

Not to mention all the cool native legends and superstitions that could be worked in.

No man’s sky has some archeology elements but it’s not super interesting since you either just stumble upon ruins or make a recipe for a thingy that points you right to them. Making them harder to find and involving some kind of problem solving or puzzle solving/riddle solving would be interesting.

>>938850898
You don’t know what you’re talking about. There’s a whole list of things you can only do (working for the DOI where most fed arch’s are employed at least) with an MS in archeology. Look up the details on meeting the Secretary of the Interior Professional Qualification Standards for Archeologists
Anonymous No.938850906 >>938850907 >>938850935
>>938850904
Archaeologists study material culture
Historians study the written word
They're totally different areas of research, archaeologists normally scoff at historians because almost everything they write about isn't rooted in the material realities of real history
Again, you have no idea what you're talking about, go back to driving your truck
Anonymous No.938850907 >>938850909
>>938850906
>real history
Fuck. Off.
Anonymous No.938850908
let's separate actual archeology and american archeology
Anonymous No.938850909 >>938850910 >>938850915 >>938850919 >>938850928 >>938850932 >>938850945
>>938850907
Remember when archaeologists excavated Teutoburg forest and found out the battle didn't actually occur there, unlike what historians had written about for millennium

History is a meme discipline, archaeology uses real theory and science. Go back to stacking bricks
Anonymous No.938850910 >>938850911 >>938850949
>>938850909
and here comes the complex and total insecurity.
Anonymous No.938850911 >>938850912
>>938850910
Says you lmao, you got called out and now you're seething
Anonymous No.938850912 >>938850913
>>938850911
you're talking to multiple anons.
Anonymous No.938850913
>>938850912
You're all so retarded its hard to tell
Anonymous No.938850914
>>938850875
You're supposed to go around the world finding treasure and beating up nazis dumbass
Anonymous No.938850915 >>938850920 >>938850949
>>938850909
Read the he Golden Marshalltown and get your head out of your ass. You'll understand when you're older with a couple of more digs under your belt :)
Anonymous No.938850916
>>938850875
Can't you become an officer in the military ? Not exactly an ideal life but it's still better than being a NEET.
Anonymous No.938850917
>>938850873 (OP)
Imagine if she farted
Anonymous No.938850918
>>938850873 (OP)
>game where you dust off rocks and broken wood and make up history people have to agree with based on nothing but your wild speculations
nah
Anonymous No.938850919 >>938850949
>>938850909
>Remember when archaeologists excavated Teutoburg forest and found out the battle didn't actually occur there
Yeah, they excavated the entire forest? Fucking moron.
Anonymous No.938850920 >>938850921
>>938850915
>Le jaded with the academic system
crutch for shitters who can't do real research
Anonymous No.938850921 >>938850922
>>938850920
>real research
which is?
Anonymous No.938850922
>>938850921
If you don't know that's why you're such a failure :)
Anonymous No.938850923
>>938850873 (OP)
If a hot woman is able to do the job it isn't a real job.
Anonymous No.938850924 >>938850925 >>938850926
>american "acheologists" salty at proper professionals because they got in debt for a meme degree
did i summed it up right?
>t. also have experience in the field on the other side of the atlantic ocean
what are the odds so many people of such a small profession end up in this thread
Anonymous No.938850925 >>938850929 >>938850939
>>938850924
anon, there seems to be some confusion.
Nobody respects any archeologist, it's a fake-science and meme career.
Anonymous No.938850926
>>938850924
It's some loser who dropped out in intro to archaeological theory because it was too hard and is now seething
Anonymous No.938850927 >>938850929
>>938850873 (OP)
Anonymous No.938850928 >>938850949
>>938850909
The artifacts were probably moved by ancient rivers. Both of your fields are mogged by geology.
Anonymous No.938850929 >>938850934
>>938850925
>meme career
>better employment opportunities, job security and salaries than lawyers, engineers and coders
lol
>>938850927
>Fossils
kys
Anonymous No.938850930 >>938850938
>>938850875
>He thinks you can get a job with a degree alone
It's all about who you know, it's all it ever matters, shame you got scammed.
Anonymous No.938850931 >>938850936
Why do archaeologists come to /v/ to argue about their importance
Anonymous No.938850932 >>938850949
>>938850909
Huh look at this contraption, i theorize this was used by the ancient to lift up lgbtw and poc (who were the people in power at the time btw)
Incredible, we can learn so much from our ancestors
Anonymous No.938850933
>>938850905
have you played unreal world? it's a mostly accurate (as in more accurate than any other game, but far from perfect) Finnish iron age survival game. started out with creatures from folklore and currency and the like and it's been getting better over the past couple decades. now it's mostly hunting, processing food, bartering (a significant amount of your decisions as far as bartering are about maximizing value from your products when meat goes bad, you have a carry limit and traders often don't carry what you need or it's too expensive. there's also giving away stuff to build relationships) and avoiding hostile people. but yeah, a dwarf fortress total conversion based on hunter gatherers or seminomadic seasonal farmers would be cool.
Anonymous No.938850934
>>938850929
dinosaurs are bad ass dude
Anonymous No.938850935 >>938850937
>>938850906
Isn't the inability to synthesize written history with material evidence a serious problem? I mean is it really fair to discard the ideas in ancient stories, myth, or religion, simply because we can't make sense of it in our current world? To me that seems like a big, maybe fundamental, issue.
Anonymous No.938850936 >>938850943
>>938850931
Because they're filled with hubris and insecurities that no one respects them as a real science since they're humanitytards.
Anonymous No.938850937 >>938850941 >>938850942
>>938850935
>Isn't the inability to synthesize written history with material evidence a serious problem?
Archaeologists try to do that, problem is historians write bullshit 90% of the time. It's a hard redpill once you study arch, you'll never respect historians again.
>I mean is it really fair to discard the ideas in ancient stories, myth, or religion, simply because we can't make sense of it in our current world?
No, we dismiss them if they left no physical traces
Anonymous No.938850938
>>938850930
if you're willing to die for isreal you can become an officer in the military with just a degree alone
Anonymous No.938850939
>>938850925
i'd say it used to be cool untill somewhere around 1960
because most of it wasn't replaced by modern tech and science specialists
Anonymous No.938850940
>>938850874
>WOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
Anonymous No.938850941
>>938850937
Archaeologists bullshit their way through life, lmao. Their entire career is based on opinions.
Anonymous No.938850942 >>938850948
>>938850937
>Archaeologists try to do that,
how? There's no objective science, you're just speculating and grasping at historic threads to give any credence to the idea.
Anonymous No.938850943 >>938850944 >>938850946
>>938850936
>Strontium isotope analysis, energy resistance tomography, microstratigraphy, LIDAR, aDNA
>uh they're literally the same as those guys that read stuff people wrote
Anonymous No.938850944 >>938850948
>>938850943
pseudoscience and erronous tools that masquerade as "facts".
Try radiocarbondate some wood that fell into the sea, oh wait you cant? because its all bullshit lmao!
Anonymous No.938850945 >>938850948
>>938850909
Most of what archeologists find are worthless items since anything of value gets stolen over the years.
Anonymous No.938850946 >>938850948
>>938850943
>taking credit for what specialists and labs do
that's why you guys where phased out for historians in europe
Anonymous No.938850947
>btfo's archaeologists forever
No wonder they seethe.
Anonymous No.938850948 >>938850950 >>938850955
>>938850942
>how? There's no objective science, you're just speculating and grasping at historic threads to give any credence to the idea.
word salad that you think makes you look smart
>>938850944
>Chemistry is bullshit
this bait is so bad
>>938850945
Nothing is worthless
>>938850946
You know archaeologists specialise right?
Anonymous No.938850949
>>938850910
>>938850915
>>938850919
>>938850928
>>938850932
historian degree melty.
Anonymous No.938850950 >>938850952
>>938850948
>You know archaeologists specialise right?
Barely. Most of those who go into the labs are not archaeologists but are handed archaeological material as part of their greater lab work.
Anonymous No.938850951
>>938850875
That’s every degree.
Anonymous No.938850952 >>938850956
>>938850950
If you knew what you're talking you'd know none of those techniques are particularly arcane. ERT and LIDAR is just moving some shit around and running the data through ARCGIS
Anonymous No.938850953
"Hmm can we trust this author who lived at the same time that these material artifacts were produced? Obviously not, but I as a contemporary individual in the 21st century can! I have all the objective facts because I study pot sherds all day."
This is what archaeologyfags actually believe....
Anonymous No.938850954 >>938850960
Ngl I don't know what archaeologists and historians do lol.
Anonymous No.938850955 >>938850961
>>938850948
>word salad that you think makes you look smart
none of that was word salad lmao.
A science requires objective data.
Archaeology has virtually no objective data in its field.
you dig holes, make up things based on what you want to be true, and hope people believe it.
Anonymous No.938850956
>>938850952
>Not QGIS
Leave.
Anonymous No.938850957
Science is faith because we assume systems are consistent and all proofs boil down to stuff that have no proofs
Anonymous No.938850958 >>938850959
Outer wilds fits the bill
Anonymous No.938850959
>>938850958
>most of the game consists of translating texts of a dead civ
Not really.
Anonymous No.938850960
>>938850954
The hand you your food at the drive thru
Anonymous No.938850961 >>938850963 >>938850964
>>938850955
Objectivity in science is a meme, you're a pseud who BELIEVES in logical positivism, who BELIEVES that science can be objective. Ambiguity and subjectivity is everywhere
Like I said, word salad
Anonymous No.938850962
I have a cousin that looks almost exactly like this but is a nurse / physical therapist.
Anonymous No.938850963
>>938850961
>Objectivity in science is a meme
spoken like a true meme field
Anonymous No.938850964 >>938851148
>>938850961
Drivel and posturing, refuting nothing of what was actually said.
Anonymous No.938851082
>>718864356
science is the creator of models that you place faith in. But since those models can be "proven" with simple demonstrations, it's hard not to have faith in them
Anonymous No.938851148
>>938850964
You didn't say anything to begin with that was falsifiable. I win.
Anonymous No.938852724
>>938850874