Thread 938853239

s/fur

Crazy? I was crazy once.

the brain worms are really starting to get to me now

I need to either marry someone rich, or win the lottery
I need a lot of cosmetic work to be cute again....

You'll be qualified to be Secretary of the HHS soon!

>>938853419
hey at least I'll have money to fix my ugly face and body

>>938853419
Hm showing off my lack of understanding of 'murrican politics there, it's Secretary of HHS, don't need the "the"

Money money money~

Must be Funny

Money in the morning
Money in the evening
Money for breakfast
Mooooooooooney Crisp!

>>938854368
French toast crunch was the best

I need to eat and take my titty skittles

Sorry I just assumed that was an ABBA reference

It was and wasn't

Schrödinger's europop

I was going to reply saying "lol the thumbnail makes it look like they're pissing into some food" but never mind

>>938855407
Gross

So my friend just told me that her sister's husband's dad kidnapped his mom and is in jail

>>938855514
typical AI slop really

>>938855588
sounds like a lovely couple
I hope your friend's sister's husband isn't as crazy as them

>>938856465
I dig that version of Mik, but I guess I like every version of her

>>938856635
Mik has been one of the best for like 15 years now
she'll always be my favorite flatty, one of my first real furry crushes

Her?

A fellow man of culture

oh right, she's NB now or something

still would regardless of pronouns

Same

:3

commie gobbledigook

>>938857008
LOL, is that downs or fetal alcohol?
Whatever it is she looks like a tard.

SHE'S SPECIAL, OKAY

Did she not almost drown in three inches of water?

>>938857544
the fact that you would ever think that tells me you see it every day in the mirror

>>938857616
Oh noes! The psychotic, dog fucking, institutionalized, self medicating trany who is too afraid of the world to leave mommy's house is bullying me on the internests!!!!1111!

oops

very gay

DELETED

GUH

>>938858215
Once was accident. And removed.
Second is shitposting.
I can get in on this too I guess.

A very straight thread full of very straight people

oops

GAY

>>938858496
You can thank your friend for luring me in.

Just skip ahead to the vore ones

this newfag is really filling out captchas while posting Hetty thinking anyone gives a fuck
my fans are fucking retarded

>>938858645
No skips. Hetty rules, must post in order. Start from the beginning with each new thread.

speed it up, slowfag

imagine not being able to post every 15 seconds

>>938858738
K.

imagine

Fair enough

>>938858888
check em bitch

Imagine posting didgeridoos,

Is this the guy that posts feral in thread or is that another anon?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Karma

>>938858908
maybe
all I know is that he's a big fan of mine, for some reason

>>938858931
say it again, bitch

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

It'll come back to you

imagine it's still cockwizard after all these years after went through twink death so he has nothing to do

>>938858944
I don't even know who you are. The guy posting gay I guess.

>>938859008
I'm posting a lot of pussy tho

>>938858941
Can't remember the last time I saw a bone-in ham

>>938859058
I saw it last night with anon's mom

mmm boned ham

>>938859087
>>938859113
Was hoping someone would run with that one, have not been disappointed

>>938859149
I'm good at low hanging fruit
I am very small, after all

>>938859149
>would run with that one
If that Virgin ever saw pussy in real life he would run!

>>938859256
don't worry, I'll never have to see you in real life

>>938859289
IKR! Have to leave mommy's house to do that.

nap done, back to oblivion

Bats don't run

Neither do engines.

>>938859580
Nope. Just hides in his little cave.

No shit, that's what bats do, dummy

yeah stay the fuck away from me or I'll give you Covid and rabies

Aids?

no, that's what you and your uggo monkeys have

Make new bread with less retard

>>938860061
>>938860061
>>938860061

>>938860036
I'm not sure what you were expecting

>>938860036
Asks for less retard. The biggest retard makes the thread.