Thread 938854192

>DUDE DON'T BUY DVD'S AND DON'T GO TO MOVIE THEATERS
>JUST STAY HOME AND EAT BEANS WHILE WATCHING A 360P YIFFY RIP

How is that wrong? You leech off your mother. You should be saving money.

His clips are kino thoughever and I enjoy going through them every six months or so

>>938854192 (OP)
He's right, piracy saved me tens of thousands of dollars

>>938854192 (OP)
i like 480p

>>938854192 (OP)
MAKE CANDLES WITH YOUR EAR WAX

EAT PARK DUCKS

DON'T INVEST IN INDEX FUNDS
CONTACT MY ELPS AND BUY AN EXPENSIVE LOADED FUND THAT UNDER PERFORMS THE INDEX

WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS

>>938854192 (OP)
>I DESERVE X based on my arbitrary narcissism even though I can't afford
OP lesbian and black

>beans and rice
cant you fucking die if you live off beans and rice?

self-help is so retarded. even the name is retarded. there's nothing "self" about it. you're just reading a book or watching a youtube video. fucking faggots.

>>938854199
Why, also just eat supplements

>>938854199
I spend half a year eating nothing but ramen noodles and didn't die

>>938854197
>MAKE CANDLES WITH YOUR EAR WAX
>EAT PARK DUCKS

>>938854192 (OP)
He's right

>>938854199
>>938854202
>beans and noodles
>trace protein, empty carbs
Why do people do this? Eggs and broccoli are cheap as fuck and have actual nutrition.

>>938854205
no calories relative to how satiating/filling it is

>>938854205
>Eggs and broccoli
GL battling starvation all day. That doesnt even fill you up.

>>938854197
Seriously though, what the fuck is he talking about with mutual funds outperforming the S&P

>>938854208
his advice is basically shit unless you're a retard buried in debt. even then, if you have enough willpower his advice is still bad

>>938854192 (OP)
>JUST SAVE YOUR CASH AND BUY A $20,000 HOUSE AND NEVER USE A CREDIT CARD
>DONT EAT, DONT LEAVE YOUR HOME, DONT HAVE FUN EVER

>>938854192 (OP)
I do both of these unironically

I hate when women call into the show. They just blame the husband and talk over Dave so much.
>YEAH BUT
>HE did this and HE did that and HE spent all the money
There are so many clips where the female didn't hear anything, just in one ear and out the other. Despite this, there are also so many clips where he just sides with the woman and goes "he's a dummy" solely based on words.
Women are retards.

>>938854212
AWAW

unless they were groomed from youth in a fundamentalist household

>>938854197
GET TO WORK BY TRAIN HOPPING

USE A NEWSPAPER BLANKET

BIRD FEEDERS MEAN FREE SNACK

Bro has basically been taking the exact same 3 calls for 30 years.

Comfy 1980s financial advice radio was wild tho...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-QF06f7bo