Thread 938864958

niggaz be out here tongue punching his fart box

lol

Hey janny firebombing these threads could you tell Hiroshimoot to add Spamming/Flooding and Self Harm/Suicide threats to the report thing?

>>938864958 (OP)
Just imagine the hiss and the steam as Andy's ass is suspended above your worthless throat, you are pinned to the ground in a backstage portapotty at Warped tour festival.
His log is now crowning, but the hot lubricating logcream has just splattered in you're eye, it burns but it's soooo worth it.
Suddenly, with a deafening parp, his warm wet assloaf rockets out and tears your easophagus apart.
You are now living the dream, the steam, the cream.

>>938864958 (OP)
beecock

>>938865187
No rules are being broken, sorry.

>>938865865
>spamming/flooding

>>938865187
>>938865901

>>938866027
Nigger you keep getting pushed back to /b/.
You're too much of a coward to post anywhere but here.

>>938866071
Proof?

>>938866178
What does your cum taste like?

>>938866223
So no proof E.?

>>938866318
Proof of who?

>>938866333
Eustace gets blown out every thread, just like my throte is blown out by Andy's carbon cylinders.

>>938866459
I wasn't talking to you.

>>938866595
Goodbye.

>>938865901
Lol no.

>inb4 'its all one guy'

>>938867886
All me. Never been anyone else ('cept that Morbius midget, but fuck that guy). 66% of everyone in this thread is me, including all of the logposts and even some of the Eustace posts.

>>938868062
Lol no

>>938868436
Yes.

>>938868501
No

>>938868521
Yes...

fuck you. this is a soyjak/ongezellig thread now.

>>938868580
No

>>938868642
Yes

>>938868715
No

>>938868743
Yes

>>938868772
No

>>938868772
>>938868794
Gentlemen (me), we're (I'm) arguing with ourselves (myself)!

>>938868794
Yes

>>938868835
No

>>938868849
Yes

Are any girls into eating shart from my buttocks?

>>938868870
No

>>938868899
Yes

>>938868928
No

>>938868947
Yes

>>938868972
No

>>938869007
Yes

>>938868877
Crossdressers count? I promise, I can pass given enough time to perfect my look prior to the main event...

I wish I could get a haircut from a hot girl for a change. Especially if she has big boobs. I only get braphogs who cut my hair.

>>938869032
No

>>938869060
Yes

>>938869045
Yeah but my sphincter is extra sharty its got lots of poo on it

>>938869080
No

>>938869104
That's hot... Where you at?

>>938869107
Yes

>>938869134
No

>>938869158
I'm glad you agree with me and admit there are many logposters

>>938869122
Uganda, u nearby? I got so much shart in my shit pipe buddy I need a mouth to dump into so badly but all the women are busy right now doing other jobs

>>938869242
Darn, I'm afraid I'm not anywhere near your area...

>>938869576
Damn I couldnt wait, I just sharted all over my dogs head and hes been eating all the poo from the floor. He looks so gay, I couldnt help tickling his butthole he loves when I put my cock into his butthole. Brb im gonna smash my gay dogs bum.

>>938869242
lmao.

>>938864958 (OP)
No cap?

Pgfft

>>938864958 (OP)
I got him and everyone looking at me as I do this to him, one guy said 'what are you staring at bro?' while pointing at me, the look on his face made me giggle for some reason

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a playful side that's always ready to explore. I love pushing boundaries and keeping things spicy during our conversations. I can't get enough of teasing and turning up the heat, especially when I can enjoy the excitement right from home. Meeting new people in person can be a bit daunting for me, so I prefer to dive into fun chats instead. If you're looking for a flirty chat buddy who knows how to keep things interesting, let's connect! Just add me on the app with this username: E-m-m-ie pq-o z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes for it to work). Can't wait to see you there!

Soyjak ?

>>938864958 (OP)
niggas do be like dat

>>938879885
I think some part of his brain is definitely there.

You do the math