Thread 938865199

I want to be XJ9 from my life as a teenage robot and be able to helicopter on dicks as fast as a washing machine spins or faster and have a butter smooth body with a clean sterile fuck hole. How long until we can port human consciousness to a robotic body?

>>938865199 (OP)
Well beyond your lifetime, OP.

>>938865242
Why you do this to me? I always imagine frenzied horny guys working frantically on something like this.

Could you be my machine wife

>>938865345
The problem is even if the technology was available within your lifetime, the chances of it being affordable enough for anyone but the top 0.001% of society is zero. It would have artificially tacked on costs to keep you from getting your shiny new robo body.

>>938865482
Every lonely man will get one of us.
>>938865540
Maybe a contract of hardware enforced euphoria induced indentured servitude (machines don't mind being broken, you can replace everything)
abuse your car just right so it makes funny sounds, it like it.

Would you fuck a robot? A car? A robot car?

>>938865199 (OP)
>helicopter on dicks as fast as a washing machine
wait wait wait. elaborate. what the fuck does this mean exactly?

>>938866125
I think what OP means is Jenny (from the cartoon OP posted) is able to basically transform into weird shit. So he's just thinking of weird robot ways to suck dick. Maybe? That's just a guess.

>>938866191
>>938866125
Sitting down on a cock and spinning. I can't believe you're making me say this shit. Sit and spin.

>>938866276
>sit and spin
he said it.
buddy you don't need to be a robot to put my dick in a spin cycle.