Thread 938865528

celebrity thread

I have never fired a gun too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MORE GIN TONIGHT

>>938865528 (OP)
>>938865563
sus

>>938865616
Lmao candy ass

Go fire a gun right now

>>938865693
>hurrdurrrrr go fire a gun
Shut up you dumb faggot. You couldn’t do that right now if you were paid.

>>938865781
Lmao cope you little faggot

>>938865693
you have never fired a gun
>>938865616
I am surprised, the gun laws in your country are harsh but not draconic

>>938865683

Ye wa?

>>938865812
I win.

>>938865814
>>938865848
Little patooties need their bed time

WARNING:

WARNING:

A BALDING MAN WILL BE POSTING IN THIS THREAD

>>938865934
He is balding.
You are fat.
He can't change the hand he has been dealt.
You are just a lazy pig.

>>938865693
Nah, I'm too lazy and greedy. I can't even buy myself a bow. I mean, it is just a gun, I know how it works, I've seen how it works. Shooting it myself in a gun range for $30 a mag is fucking stupid financially as I'm not some kind of emotion whore bitch who gets excited from everything new. I kinda envy Babs because he can go and empty a box of ammo for the same price or even cheaper, but I'm not going to buy myself a gun anyway. Do you understand?
>>938865814
Basically this ^^^

>>938866013
Blah blah blah go shoot a gun you big pansy

Lilimo with the horseys

>>938866013
Making ammo myself saves me a lot of money on top.
I am getting very sleepy, very quick.

>>938866092
You shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a firearm given how mentally unstable you are.

>>938866381
Makes sense, theese .338 are probably expensive as fuck.
>I am getting very sleepy, very quick.
Or I remember, it's a trick. I'm not saying it now.

>>938866468
I'm not mentally unstable

>>938866577
>I'm not mentally unstable
Make sure you go scream that at the sky. Maybe someone will believe you.

>>938866536
Honestly it's less about the caliber it's mostly about the type of ammo. I have ammunition for hunting that costs me 3.5 bucks a pop to make. Buying it would cost me almost 6.
>>938866577
lol
lmao

>>938866786
Well now 30 bucks a mag doesn't sound so expensive. But shooting targets is not the same as shooting game I think. Every bullet matters.

Damn your trolls are so boring. Makes me appreciate ours.

>>938866998
oh yeah bog standard target loads are around .20 - .50 ct for standard calibers. Less when I make them myself, but at that price I usually don't.

Pretty girls control us

>>938867463
Fuck

I want to cum inside lily's asshole. I love her.

>>938867463
>>938867513
samefag

>>938867164
Your numbers make me sleepy too.

>>938867573
I am sorry. I know those were rookie numbers. I gotta up those numbers.

troy's mad so now he's going to spam old man cocks.

>>938867800
that's BD spamming

it's troy.

>>938867605
I know shit about them anyway. Gnight!

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938867881
sweet dreams <3

Stroking Kate's hog <3

Weird how the old man cock spam starts after Troy gets upset.

>>938868200
the autism has been going on since before troy even joined the thread

babs defending his man

lily is not replying to me. should I give up on her? or keep trying? I love her. I don't want to give up on her.

>>938868350
Babs is always keeping it real

>>938868416
kys babs

>>938868416
Exactly! It makes the BD so transparent, because he does things Babs never would.

>>938868185
>>938868350
>>938868471
>>938868574
These are the same Anon

Kill some kids???

i wish harry styles would release a new album

>>938868660
Kill yourself, BD.
It's over for you. Even in here by now.

Post annoyed pouty girls

Troinkers

FUCK SEVERIN

Post crying girls

FUCK SEVERIN

Post Korean women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPn_c61mW9s

pork rinds are so fucking good it's unreal

shit thread

I wanna go vegan so badly but it's so hard

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine...

>>938869674
Too difficult to give up those Big Macs, huh?

I-I k-know I-I-I k-k-know m-m-many g-g-good s-s-sirs w-want m-m-m-m-m-my g-g-girl...

>>938869694
Too many pork rinds

Minji is so beautiful.

Post snoodles

wholesome ahh day

>>938870404
what did you do

>>938870625
Lmao hairline

>>938870655
get a job

>>938870625
bought some good peppers and tomatoes, had some good drinks, met some nice people, pet some good doggos, heard some good music

>>938870719
kill yourself bald

OHHHHH BUM BEADY
BAMALAM
OH WOOHHHHH BUM BEADY
BAMALAM

>>938870719
sounds like a lovely day. i'm glad you had fun!

>>938870801
:))

>>938870801
Wig status???

>>938870863
:DD

Trader Joe's cheddar and parmesan cheese snackers cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvlRu8qTRdA
new behind the scenes video for you nessa

>>938871012
time 2 rest my weary feet and enjoy a swig of eau de vie
>>938871112
heyyyy

>>938871190
>he replied to me twice
you're gonna get a smooch for that you little rascal

>>938871200
lovely feet
>>938871255
oh good one of my apparently long queue!!!

>>938871325
you've got 99 to go. anywho i'm happy you had such a nice day. if you're happy i'm happy <33

>>938871325
why does everyone call you my?

>>938871441
choli u just want to make out with me all night i know it

>>938871631
you've caught me red handed!!!

>>938871729
Hey, could you maybe go watch Winnie the Pooh or something and stop fucking posting.

Here you mentally retarded talking to yourself fucking schizophrenic lemme post some girls to maybe a little bit counter your constant bullshit schizo spam.

Like how could you possibly be so fucking god damn boring and stupid you get actual stimulation from replying to yourself
If the thread is genuinely chill and has people contributing in all that, it fucking bugs him so much it makes his skin crawl
Dude fucking lives his entire existence wanting fucking celebrity threads on 4chan to be all about him cnstantly, it's unbelievable.

>>938871729
don't give me that smirk!!! :3

>>938871895
You're fucking bald and ugly.

Stop applying yourself you balding fucking idiot
Stop pretending to be other people
Stop flooding

Go buy a wig.

>>938871895
but the smirk makes it that much cuter <33

Oops

Replying *

>>938871948
Stop replying to yourself you balding fucking disgrace
You're ugly and fucking stupid.

uh oh melty

Like could there be a more narcissistic thing to do than to reply to yourself and manipulate other people while screaming at them for a decade about how THEYY behave and flooding them out with spam bots

He's such a fucking colossal piece of shit. It's insane.
It will always baffle me how people like parker can live with themselves and be comfortable at all.
You have to be so dumb fuck to act like that and not feel shame.

>>938871948
sometimes i think u are downright feisty

>>938872049
I think i've said this to you before, but you're like that one kid at birthday parties that screams and throws a fit and has to be given presents wile the actual birthday kid gets presents because you cannot stand not hogging all the attention. You're like a giant ugly spoiled kid

time for fat boy's nightly melty I see

>>938866234
neat
t. lily fan

Ugly spoiled selfish pissant loser faggot.

>>938872049
only for you :))

>>938872049
Hi, greetings from Allison. He would have loved to be here the last few days, but he cant. Should be back tomorrow.

You have to be a certain level of worthless to be spoiled and neurotic and annoying and demanding, while also being homeless.

>>938872206
what did i do to deserve this?? am i not a perfect sweetie?

>>938872236
howdy 2 allison

troy, what do you think about all the mind goblins posting lately?

>>938872245
GOTTA POST FAST. THREAD GOTTA BE ABOUT MEEE

MEEEE MEEEE MEEEEEEE


YOU ALL DONT POST RIGHT

I beg of you to actually rob the house of a real man instead of some alone woman with children you fucking pathetic coward piece of shit little fucking ugly worm

The fact that Severin and Chad have never expressed anger for that towards you also shows just how fucking pathetic they are as men
No severin would rather beat other anons in the head with a pipe for no fucking reason then care about that.

Although severin is so damn stupid he cant figure anything out and becomes livid at even the slightest bit of belief that he isn't perfect so.

>>938872322
meds

>>938872273
<3
Me->bed

>breaks into the homes of alone women with children
>looks like a fucking serial killer child rapelist
>complains that women laugh at him
>floods online threads for over 10 fuckin years because nobody posts according to his made up rules

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking joke ass nigger.

>>938872322
It may just show that they do not care abput text from random strangers on the internet. It is pathetic to care about that.

why can't Severin figure anything out?

>>938872500
I don't gibe a shit.

Maybe if you didn't look like a total fucking freak, then women wouldn't laugh at your face you absolute joke
You are such a fucking pussy that even women have the balls to laugh at your face
They knew you weren't going to do shit.

They probably knew that you would get all fucked up and depressed and instead bully and harass other people online for years because at least you can get away with that, you fucking schizo asshole pussy.

>>938872420
nighty night <3

>>938872544
You are bald.

Severin->bald

>>938872245
well uh ya see you were being TOO frickin' cute so that brought out my feisty side

this is the closest you will get to a (you)

enjoy ;)

choli gets a little gayer everyday lmao

>>938872615
oh so what i gotta be a gross freakin monster over here or you give me lip and demand more kisses??

cuz then i'm just gonna have to smooch you all the time and who's that fair to??

>>938872636
What is that supposed to mean?

>>938872636
BALD

>>938872683
BALD

>>938872498
Yeah, Parker tries that excuse a lot where he always pretends to not actually care and not think any of this is a big deal while he floods and floods and floods for years, because he knows deep down that he is shitting on a bunch of people and getting away with it, and it makes him feel good because he's a rotten stinking fucking loser ugly asshole piece of shit who needs to be punched in the face for hours

He can't even drive a damn fucking car and he gets his kicks off by shitting on a bunch of people online because he can't do anything in real life, because he's a retarded ugly pussy

He's an absolute fucking joke of a person. He can't fucking do anything. Fucking riding his bicycle around like a fucking 9-year-old writing paragraphs about how he's hitting on people with his spambots and winning because somebody is making him cum or something once

He's like an actual giant ugly fucked up twelve-year-old.

>>938872683
>cuz then i'm just gonna have to smooch you all the time
this sounds like a very fair deal to me

>>938872762
Post different pictures you ugly dumb bald motherfucker.

>>938872703
you can't drive either troy. you and bd are a lot... I mean a lot alike. unemployed, no diploma, can't drive, 0 human interaction. the list goes on and on

>>938872703
Chad and Babs don't care that is why they do not get angry.

Dumb faggot complains about like how his mom hates him or something

Who the fuck wouldn't hate you?

Why the fuck wouldn't someone hate an annoying fucking selfish ugly piece of shit like you who clearly gives fuck all about how you treat others

Why the fuck if you had a mom would she care about you if you don't give a shit about anyone and you're such a fucking lazy loser asshole who can't even drive a car?

What the fuck does she have to be proud about in pushing you out of her vagina you stupid ugly balding fucking retard.

You spam people online for a living for a decade
You're a stupid worthless loser

Like, have you ever fucking thought about anything in your entire life ever?

>>938872762
of course you would think so you want me all to urself!!

>>938872796
I drive to work every monday, wednesday and thursday you coping fuckin bum lmao

Keep fantasizing.

I know it makes you feel less worthless if other people are like you.

>>938872859
>you want me all to urself!!
well is this is a bad thing?!?

>>938872796
Why would you want to be on the side of someone who spams the threads?

>>938872849
In fact you can clearly tell that people care when they get angry. When was either of them genuinely angry at you.

>>938872904
i'm not so easy choli ;)

>>938872904
i may have made a typo but i'm not correcting it

>>938872873
good goyim. worship the selected women approved for you and work for someone else. good goyim.

>>938872926
we'll see about that

>>938872908
It is because he is him.

>>938872904
Finally learning how to drive and getting my license when I was in my early 20s is one of the first steps in regards to me feeling like a genuine actual fucking adult and other people have felt the same. I've heard them say it.

You need to stop being such a pussy. Make some money, get a car and get your license you fucking balding ugly nigger

Stop riding your bike around, stop taking the bus. Stop spamming online every fucking day. Learn how to drive a car. You fucking absolute joke coward faggot.

Actual giant ugly fucked up creepy looking twelve-year-old riding his bicycle around

You are nearing 40 years old you stupid fucker
Learn how to drive

>>938872982
i've had my license since i was 14 and own a 2018 subaru crosstrek cheers

Yeah, I get that spamming other people online with all your stupid fucking spam bots and your retarded fucking balding hairline is a lot easier
But it's not right.

You need to learn how to drive and you need to fucking do something

You are a fucking bum loser faggot.

>>938872970
i'll run i swear!!! you're gonna have to reel me in soooo h ard

You're such an in real life coward, and it explains all of your behavior online. You fucking absolute goddamn ugly pussy piece of shit.

>>938873076
if you were gonna run you would've ran already. i've got you hook line and sinker, my sweet sweet boy <33

>>938865528 (OP)
>TIL there are 5 people in Hollywood that get paid to shit on Twitter

>>938873125
that's not true.... i'm just tired rn and my feet hurt...

Olivia Rodrigo's gotten more out of me than any other girl in the past couple years

CHICKEY CHICKEY CHICKEY

B-B-BAKOWKKKKKK- That's the sound Parker makes
Because he's a fucking pussy who can't do shit.
Being mean to other people online talking shit spamming. Yeah, that's fucking easy.
actually doing anything in real life and like driving a car or getting other people to like you and having friends? Oh, that's way too hard

Fucking pussy pussy pussy
That's all you are. It's all you've ever been you fucking absolute spamming faggot.

>>938873136
parker

>>938873181
love those tits

>>938872832
fuck doll

Noooo it takes a real person who understands things and has been through hard stuff to spam other people online while bitching and moaning about how much his back hurts are fucking whatever you balding ugly annoying idiot.

>>938873177
ohhhhhhh i'm sure!

>>938873252
I fucking love hiding your stupid fucking chink posts you balding faggot.

>>938873212

Me too, they look so good on her tight bod. Love her cute face too

>>938873252
it's true!! u think i'm a liar :(

>>938873310
liars get my hand down their pants... so i ask you... are you a liar?

A big ugly balding scary 12 year old on a bike

What a legacy

wtf lol

>>938873347
wtf lmao

>>938873402
this is how i reel em in

>>938873347
y-yes..

>>938866234
Checking her IG once every six months is overkill.

>>938873452
and just like that you've fallen for my trap

>>938873304
yep she is fucking adorable.

>>938873515
u fucking smooth operator choli!!!

>>938873605
you can resist my charm and soft hands thats how i get em

>>938873488
She gave us like the best nudes ever aside from maybe Dafne so idc

>>938873690
and brietits

>>938873533
Ugh yess, her sweet face alone drives me crazy

i have been getting too lewd lately i need to cool it

>>938873757
No, you need to buy a fucking wig.

>>938873776
so he can dress up like a girl for babs

>>938873683
oh i can? no one told me this :3

>>938873756
im loving those lips right now

>>938873818
what

>>938873808
silly boy

>>938873845
I'm mocking how much Parker manipulates other people, and how much he uses the anonymity of this site for his personal benefit despite writing so many paragraphs about how much he's against other people using others unfairly in the threads

He's a hypocritical dumb ugly loser

>>938873906
who do you think is parker

Nobody cares, make a new one.

>>938873939
everyone in the thread is parker according to troy

>>938873939
He is the guy who is so fucking stupid and shameless he gets more pleasure just by us talking about him like this than the threads actually going well because people are getting along and real contributions are happening

Parker would always start to spam so hard any time the threads really got going when this place was still alive with real people, because he's the one more than anyone who doesn't want the threads to be good despite what he says and wants everything to just be about him

He's the one who's the true mmmm poster
He's completely selfish. He's a born loser and will never change because of how stubborn and stupid he is.

everyone is parker

>>938874056
but thats you now instead?

>>938874080
Your mom probably actually loved you at some point but you're just too fucking stupid and annoying and none of it mattererd
You always love having the last word too even if it's just blurting stupid shit lkke that because you're a fucking retarded child.

>>938874119
Did your parents ever call you a blockhead when you were a kid, Troy? You should've paid attention in school, ya blockhead.

nigga said blockhead

bd is a thread ruining retard

but guess what troy, you're looking in the mirror

Troy is terrified of beady

i don't like this thread.

>>938874380
make nu then

>>938874139
>>938874139
>>938874139

i think we should make a different one

>>938865528 (OP)
Celebrity threads are so fucking weird, because you'd think people would find something to talk about other than their lives and personal bullshit