Thread 938865927

>You find out your 15 year old daughter is a lesbian
Wat do???

>>938865927 (OP)
ITT: virgins eRP

>>938865927 (OP)
Ask her if she wants to go to an WNBA game.

>>938865927 (OP)
dick her down, just to be sure...

Understand that it's a phase most girls go through. She'll grow up.

>>938868255
But what if she doesn't?

>>938868481
>>938865927 (OP)
Meh, just means she likes what I like.

>>938865927 (OP)
I would support her 100%....I would also encourage her to date gals that I find attractive

>>938865927 (OP)
you keep your finger trigger booger hook off the bang lever. Until you intend to use it.

>>938865927 (OP)
Ask my wife if she thinks our daughter is hot.

>>938865927 (OP)
Smirk and pretend I knew all along.

75% of lesbians have admitted to having sex with a man. It's nothing serious.

>>938873790
I bet the same amount of gay men have had sex with a woman.
In either case, it doesn't make them any less gay.

>>938865927 (OP)
The vast majority of lesbians either wind up turning straight or having sex with men anyway

I tell her to be careful and that being a lesbian is no excuse to get fat or ugly

>>938865927 (OP)
Have sex with her

>>938865927 (OP)
Well, as long as she's not into niggers...

>>938873908
No, most fags are actually gay. Thick and through.

scissor the fuck outta her

>>938877415
Mommy knows best?

>>938865927 (OP)
Take her to martial arts class and teach her how to use a firearm. Lesbian relationships have the highest physical violence rate of any relationship. Better get her set up ahead of time.

>>938865927 (OP)
>daughter is a lesbian
>Wat do???
A blessing in disguise. She'll never come home pregnant.

For me, It doesn't really hurt my opinion of the girl. Fact is, we would have more in common at that point. She likes ladies, I like ladies, what's not to love.

I could share a bunch of my favorite GL manga with her and we can check out women together while waiting in line at the shops.

But no matter how little interest she has in Dick, I expect grandchildren. Make it fuckin happen woman.

>>938865927 (OP)
let my wife fuck her

>>938882662
This is the problem with society.

>>938868255
telling a teenager that what she feels is just a phase makes her want to double down on it just to spite you for claiming to her better than she does herself. After your talk, she will probably shave her head, will demand you address her with "they/them" and that she thinks she wants to cut off her breast because she doesn't want the male gaze.

>>938865927 (OP)
Behead her, since she is now pointless.

>>938865927 (OP)
assert dominance via rape

Throw a slumber party