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Anonymous No.938869391 >>938871098 >>938871300 >>938871520 >>938872072 >>938872639 >>938873964 >>938881492 >>938884624 >>938891134 >>938891787 >>938891860
If God created us in his image why did he make our nails and hair keep growing so that we have to constantly cut them?
Anonymous No.938871098 >>938871247
>>938869391 (OP)
because god does the same.
Anonymous No.938871247 >>938871299
>>938871098
So God is a human?
Anonymous No.938871299 >>938871391
>>938871247
wut? no.
Anonymous No.938871300 >>938871391
>>938869391 (OP)
because God did not create us in his image.

thank god
Anonymous No.938871391 >>938871504
>>938871299
So God just decided in his infinite wisdom that he will create humans, but for no apparent reason, they will have minor imperfections like hair and nails that don't grow to a certain length and then stop. I love it
>>938871300
God is literally a geometric shape and you can't disprove this without a degree in mathematics
Anonymous No.938871504
>>938871391
his nails and hair grow like us. then he trims them like us. a philosopher of metaphysics you are not.
Anonymous No.938871520 >>938871692
>>938869391 (OP)
so you're supposed to be out there working in the world, where they would wear down naturally, not sitting in an office or a couch all day
Anonymous No.938871692 >>938872006
>>938871520
I like to wear them down naturally. I just let them break off or maybe trim them once every 2 months. People really trim them once a week just to appear professional or some shit
Anonymous No.938872006 >>938872100
>>938871692
Found the unemployed nigger lol
Anonymous No.938872072 >>938872131
>>938869391 (OP)
It was a mistake, he meant to do it to our nipples but fucked up.
Anonymous No.938872100
>>938872006
I'm literally a supervisor and have no idea how. I'm autistic as fuck but this is the world we live in
Anonymous No.938872131 >>938872317
>>938872072
Human Vienna sausage.
Anonymous No.938872317
>>938872131
Anonymous No.938872639 >>938872729
>>938869391 (OP)
Because you're supposed to have long hair & spend your days foraging in the fucking dirt which wears down nails. So let your hair grow, get out in the woods to dig for tubers & wear down those nails; It's literally god's will that you be a hippie
Anonymous No.938872729 >>938873090
>>938872639
I want a job working in the woods so bad. Trump defunded the fuck out of national parks so that doesn't help. I just want a job planting trees or some shit
Anonymous No.938873090
>>938872729
I live innawoods. It's pretty great, except for the bugs
Anonymous No.938873964 >>938875783 >>938879461 >>938891402
>>938869391 (OP)
You’re confusing what God meant with β€œhis image”
Anonymous No.938875783 >>938876260
>>938873964
It's convenient that you think your god speaks in riddles so you can say he really meant whatever you want him to have meant
Anonymous No.938876260 >>938878046
>>938875783
Just as convenient as being too stupid to understand.
Anonymous No.938877569
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Anonymous No.938878046 >>938878333
>>938876260
Calling people stupid makes baby Jesus cry
Anonymous No.938878333
>>938878046
this.
Anonymous No.938879461
>>938873964

not at all.
Anonymous No.938881492
>>938869391 (OP)
>nails and hair keep growing
wear and tear
regular animals need this
if god existed, he would have given us (all animals) teeth that keep growing too
Anonymous No.938884624
>>938869391 (OP)
he thought it was funny, same for random unwanted hair growth. it also reminds us we are not perfect.
Anonymous No.938888334
Could you breed the most sinless human existence like an animal, like with animal husbandry? Could you select traits like the smallest penis possible and the palest whitest skin and could it be considered our God?
Anonymous No.938890969
It's hot to breed a human like an animal, sinlessly. This is how big its penis gets

Trump is the Antichrist
Anonymous No.938891134
>>938869391 (OP)
Since we can mathematically prove on a piece of paper that higher dimensions exist, is God 3 dimensional? 2 dimensional? 4 dimensional? Non-dimensional?
Anonymous No.938891402 >>938891781
>>938873964
enlighten us, since you seem to have a perfect understanding of what god meant by it.
Because christians always hammer down on how absolutely beyond our understanding god is and how unreachable he is to us, it is not exactly obvious what "in his image" is supposed to mean. We are not as wise as he is, not as pure, not as good, nothing really. We are dumb primates who kill each other, have sex and are easily convinced by talking snakes to take up loans that be cannot pay back.
Anonymous No.938891781
>>938891402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IQm-MXh2s

3 For I saw all the angels of punishment abiding (there) and preparing all the instruments of Satan. 4 And I asked the angel of peace who went with me: ' For whom are they preparing these Instruments?' 5 And he said unto me: ' They prepare these for the kings and the mighty of this earth, that they may thereby be destroyed. 6 And after this the Righteous and Elect One shall cause the house of his congregation to appear: henceforth they shall be no more hindered in the name of the Lord of Spirits.
7 And these mountains shall not stand as the earth before his righteousness,
But the hills shall be as a fountain of water,
And the righteous shall have rest from the oppression of sinners.'
Anonymous No.938891787 >>938891819
>>938869391 (OP)
>so we have to cut them
Speak for yourself, faggot
Anonymous No.938891819
>>938891787
29 And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. 30 And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began to live with each other. 31 And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them amongst them. 32 And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938891860 >>938891888
>>938869391 (OP)
>don't cut your hair
>gain god like powers
why indeed.
Anonymous No.938891888
>>938891860
Based Sampson
Anonymous No.938892227
29 And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. 30 And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began to live with each other. 31 And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them amongst them. 32 And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938892286
74 And as touching all this the eyes of those sheep were blinded so that they saw not, and (the eyes of) their shepherds likewise; and they delivered them in large numbers to their shepherds for 75 destruction, and they trampled the sheep with their feet and devoured them. And the Lord of the sheep remained unmoved till all the sheep were dispersed over the field and mingled with them (i.e. the 76 beasts), and they (i.e. the shepherds) did not save them out of the hand of the beasts. And this one who wrote the book carried it up, and showed it and read it before the Lord of the sheep, and implored Him on their account, and besought Him on their account as he showed Him all the doings 77 of the shepherds, and gave testimony before Him against all the shepherds. And he took the actual book and laid it down beside Him and departed.

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938892331
And the Lord of the sheep remained unmoved till all the sheep were dispersed over the field and mingled with them (i.e. the 76 beasts), and they (i.e. the shepherds) did not save them out of the hand of the beasts.

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938892533 >>938892597
3 For I saw all the angels of punishment abiding (there) and preparing all the instruments of Satan. 4 And I asked the angel of peace who went with me: ' For whom are they preparing these Instruments?' 5 And he said unto me: ' They prepare these for the kings and the mighty of this earth, that they may thereby be destroyed. 6 And after this the Righteous and Elect One shall cause the house of his congregation to appear: henceforth they shall be no more hindered in the name of the Lord of Spirits.
7 And these mountains shall not stand as the earth before his righteousness,
But the hills shall be as a fountain of water,
And the righteous shall have rest from the oppression of sinners.'

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938892597
>>938892533
Don’t cut gashes in your flesh when someone dies or tattoo yourselves; I am Adonai.

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938893015
29 And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. 30 And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began to live with each other. 31 And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them amongst them. 32 And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938893315 >>938893394 >>938893394
3 For I saw all the angels of punishment abiding (there) and preparing all the instruments of Satan. 4 And I asked the angel of peace who went with me: ' For whom are they preparing these Instruments?' 5 And he said unto me: ' They prepare these for the kings and the mighty of this earth, that they may thereby be destroyed. 6 And after this the Righteous and Elect One shall cause the house of his congregation to appear: henceforth they shall be no more hindered in the name of the Lord of Spirits.
7 And these mountains shall not stand as the earth before his righteousness,
But the hills shall be as a fountain of water,
And the righteous shall have rest from the oppression of sinners.'

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938893394
>>938893315
>>938893315
https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938893975
And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell 2 from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began 3 to live with each other. And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became 4 bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them [amongst them]. And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, 5 and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses. And all the oxen feared them and were affrighted at them, and began to bite with their teeth and to devour, and to gore with their 6 horns. And they began, moreover, to devour those oxen; and behold all the children of the earth began to tremble and quake before them and to flee from them.

https://youtu.be/C0IQm-MXh2s
Anonymous No.938894416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrnwywJrKg&list=RDPCrnwywJrKg&start_radio=1

And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell 2 from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began 3 to live with each other. And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became 4 bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them [amongst them]. And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, 5 and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses. And all the oxen feared them and were affrighted at them, and began to bite with their teeth and to devour, and to gore with their 6 horns. And they began, moreover, to devour those oxen; and behold all the children of the earth began to tremble and quake before them and to flee from them.
Anonymous No.938894776
3 For I saw all the angels of punishment abiding (there) and preparing all the instruments of Satan. 4 And I asked the angel of peace who went with me: ' For whom are they preparing these Instruments?' 5 And he said unto me: ' They prepare these for the kings and the mighty of this earth, that they may thereby be destroyed. 6 And after this the Righteous and Elect One shall cause the house of his congregation to appear: henceforth they shall be no more hindered in the name of the Lord of Spirits.
7 And these mountains shall not stand as the earth before his righteousness,
But the hills shall be as a fountain of water,
And the righteous shall have rest from the oppression of sinners.'

https://youtu.be/PCrnwywJrKg
Anonymous No.938894893
3 For I saw all the angels of punishment abiding (there) and preparing all the instruments of Satan. 4 And I asked the angel of peace who went with me: ' For whom are they preparing these Instruments?' 5 And he said unto me: ' They prepare these for the kings and the mighty of this earth, that they may thereby be destroyed. 6 And after this the Righteous and Elect One shall cause the house of his congregation to appear: henceforth they shall be no more hindered in the name of the Lord of Spirits.
7 And these mountains shall not stand as the earth before his righteousness,
But the hills shall be as a fountain of water,
And the righteous shall have rest from the oppression of sinners.' ---

https://youtu.be/PCrnwywJrKg