Thread 938874139

Actresses and actors when they were younger is so wholesome to see.

Mbb

I can't get drunk anymore. I'm getting angry.

>>938874398
alcohol and mental illness generally don't mix well

Adc

i won

>>938874458
Your mom and my penis mix plenty fine.

>>938874505
low iq joke for a low iq person. go figure.

>>938874523
Your mom makes my pp low iq cuz she sleazy but i neeeed it

>>938874552
fat retard

I regret making Wytppo

>>938874552
that makes no sense. i'll give you one more attempt to try that again.

>>938874139 (OP)
Nice pokies

Sometimes but only every now and then I struggle with my hate for niggers and my love for muhammad

>>938874649
you spam nigger cocks every day.

I conclude that, despite everything, my love for ali is just a bit greater than my hatred for niggers

>>938874681
Quit flooding and blogposting.

Go to another thread if you want to post that shit

Despite all of the extremely underwhelming evidence, I conclude that Parker is bald.

>>938874761
Doesn't make sense.

ded

dejj

Be sweeet

Do drugs a lot but be careful n drink water

>Be sweeet
>proceeds to spam and bully everyone in the thread

what do you miss the most about the old threads

>>938875369
There being actual people here and connections, this place being an actual community of people who knew each other, which can never fucking happen as long as baldy is here. He's completely neurotic and selfish and schizophrenic and narcissistic. This place would be on a level that people wouldn't believe if baldy had just never showed up. The amount of shit that Parker has done to a real community here will probably never be truly articulated.
He's a truly awful cowardly human being and he's gotten away with all of it because it's just online and he doesn't give a shit either way.

i need to talk to you chad

>I just set up 11 spam bots and used 7 different super computers to back up the output of my regulations in configuring the pure outcome completely based under my calculations that i need to spam for 34.7 point o one to fix the mmmm posting and make it so that alll these inferior idiots do NOT contribute to people who are not posting pictures

I am winning.

Oh wait, I didn't get that last part in the green text.

>>938875669
you lost

>I just set up 11 spam bots and used 7 different super computers to back up the output of my regulations in configuring the pure outcome completely based under my calculations that i need to spam for 34.7 point o one to fix the mmmm posting and make it so that alll these inferior idiots do NOT contribute to people who are not posting pictures

>I am winning

>cant even drive a car

>>938875742
Absolute pathetic abysmal person

Puts all that thought and effort into spamming other people and yet he can't even fucking drive

Fucking joke ass loser ass retard piece of shit
Dude is such a fucking loser. It is insane to me. My older brother is would like fucking rape you, I swear.

did you just learn to drive last week or something

>>938875742
I've always been really scared to pick on him because I'm weak, Like he wouldn't care. I only pick on people that I think will give me a reaction because I'm a fucking stinking gross fishy pussy. If I feel that someone will give me a reaction even if I don't care then oh yeah let's go.

julie butter

i still don't know how to drive

>>938876064
jen ortena

You have been invited to a dinner party, which table are you sitting at?

troy can't drive, he gets picked up by a Pettibone Super 20 and carried around town

>>938876097
5

>>938876097
I guess I'd have to sit at Taytay's table, unless one of the other tables is the only one with a shrimp ring.

>>938876063
dude It's the easiest fucking shit ever i swear to god
I had friends in high school that were like raving about how easy it was once they finally fucking just went and drove after making such a big deal about it
It's the easiest shit in the world, everyone does it. people are retarded and they all do it.
Go get your license. Stop being a child.

>>938876140
which namefag are you i am not an evil spammer i promise

Chad was right like always lmfao all the zoomers n shit dont even know how to drive
We are all cooked

is this a celeb thread? i can't tell, because you're being utterly fucking derangeedd

>>938876179
sir, I am the Sershposter

>>938876097
if you find me anywhere but table 1 you have my express permission to blow my shit smoove off

>>938876292
you mean bd?

>>938876097
Table 3 probably, but you just know Table 1 could be talked into all kinds of kinky shit
>>938876140
Damn, shrimp ring counterargument too strong

>>938876243
nobody has ever hit me and i've never hit nobody

>>938876308
Lorde have mercy...oh wait, she's there too. Chappell's ass tho

>>938876456
cheeky

>>938876473
And super fuckable. She's a bottom, so I hope her girlfriends take her hard

>>938876635
Pale naked heavy butt

>>938876473
It looks like Chappell showed quite a bit of herself before she really hit it big?

I really love Nate Diaz
Really really love
I Love him

Nate Diaz patooooooooty

Troy probably can't tell his parents apart from beady at this point

>>938876787
his parents are dead

give me dmt

Give me real shit boring pigs

Choli did you finish your drives

>>938876909
my drives?

Omg he doesn't know about the drives

oh overwatch drive? no

Noob

I shoulda been a school shooter i swear
I got jack fucking shit and was completely upstaged by gene. Man, he's probably doing crazy shit and making so much money and kicking ass. He'd talk about how his coworkers would hate him because he was so good at his job
Chad and northy fucking loved him so much
I swear to Christ i'd fucking kill you all with my bare hands and pull apart your faces and just spread as much blood around as possible
All my siblings are better than me too
Im just a sorry ass jelous little fucker

do you want to play stadium with me?

>>938877004
are you a virgin

As long as I don't flood threads for over a decade though

Lol

Balding nigger faggot

No don't like stadium and stranger danger

>>938877045
it's funny you had to add "for over a decade"

>>938877056
oh dang

The only thing that would make me feel good at all is killing another person.

>>938877080
you are just copying what beady says now

>>938876828
i don't think Troy has the mental capacity to process that
>MAAAA, WHERE'S MY TENDIES???

>>938877004
you can't fit through the school doorway you fat fuck

>>938877141
no im being serious he lives with siblings

>>938877156
I swear before you were born you took like a class on how to be annoying
You fucking demand rules and shit on other people so fucking hard and you've been doing that for so many years and then you just post like that and not care at all.

I am so glad that you are such a pussy and can't do anything to anyone in real life because if weren't a pussy then a holy shit like families would die or something.

can't believe I've gone this long without tidying up my Sersh folder!

>>938877221
thank you for this info but I really don't care how he lives, only how he dies.

>>938877237
Tidying up Sersh would be so much more fun

For him to say the things that he has said to other people and get so fucking angry and demand everyone follow his fucking rules, and then just post however he wants

Like dude

You are such a fucking weird psycho asshole nigger

You are such a fucking pussy to act so horrible to other people online and then be basically unable to do anything irl

You're like a total fucking trash scumbag.

You are a gargantuan pussy.

>>938877223
you write the mental equivalent of popcorn. nobody will ever read what you write and think, "MAN, that's important!"

You can't even drive a fucking car or be an adult at all and you get so angry over other people just posting without a picture

You are fucking ugly and stupid lol

>>938877350
That skirt and boots on her is a hot combo
>>938877336
cute

>>938877350
Please stop posting maya

She isn't a celebrity. She doesnt belong here.
The whole reason you are posting her here is because you know she doesn't belong here
Fuck off dude
Post someone else.
No one wants to see Maya you brain dead fuck.

>>938877355
Yeah and he plays stadium

>>938877405
mhm
>>938877409
Is a random Russian e-thot a celeb? Two can play at that game, fat boy.
>>938877413
if you want an invite let me know

>>938877302
>scrubbing
>fluffing
>moisturizing

>IM DAH PARKURRR N I CAN POST DAHH MAYA N EVERYTHING I WANNA FUCKING DOOO BUT I WILLLL SPAM FOR 10 YEEEAAARS IF YOU DAH MMM POSTAN????
You're like a mentally retarded caveman. You're so fucking stupid and annoying. It's insane.

>>938877485
And what fortune, you provide the lotion. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, help someone else whip it up
>>938877476
Then maybe you shouldn't "cool it" as you suggested last thread.

You post whatever the fuck you want and you have never given a shit, but then you rail against anyone for doing anything they want.
You're nothing but a fucking ugly bully
You can write all the paragraphs you want .. But you have never ever been anything other than a fucking insecure bully.
It's all you've ever been and it's apparently all you ever will be

i convinced troy that choli was bd

You want to be so valid for what you do too. It's such a bully mindset. You're too coward to just shit on other people and accept that that's what you do. No, you have to be valid for it all.

You are such a stereotypical bully.

You are such an insecure fucking loser.

>>938877522
The dry Irish climate might require a lot of anons' worth of lotion to counteract!

I post maya because I think she's the hottest woman ever btw (probably a similar reason for why you post that russian?) It has nothing to do with whatever schizo shite you just said.
>>938877522
it's time for a cool down

>>938877540
stfu and tell us who this fine bitch is

>>938877574
the special hell from Firefly awaits
>>938877604
Clever. You're always keeping a finger on the pulse. And another in.
>>938877609
Boo, the other option is so much more entertaining

>>938877662
ask me tomorrow when i'm gearing up for my second maya fap of the week and i'll probably oblige you lol

like you obliged the german

>>938877697
A rain check it is then. Very farmer like indeed
>>938877713
Gotta be more specific around here than that

>>938877662
>they call this move 'the bowling ball' cause you need three fingers and well-waxed wooden floor
>>938877697
gotta fit the sploots in on that busy schedule!

>>938877609
>>938877697
Fucking trash ass bully. Before you at least pretended. Bullies like you have never gone through actual real suffering ever and I know for a fact you never got bullied that hard in school ever. Your suffering comes from you just being a selfish fucking loser, and you can't do anything and eventually it just falls apart
Maybe someone ignored you or laughed at you or something small, but you never went through anything.
You're a real fucking baby bitch ugly loser
You've never been through anything that hard
You're a total fucking shallow asshole piece of shit that just wants to cram his stupid ugly fucked up face down everyone's throats
Every other anon here who has posted is better than you. They have all been better than you. You have always been the least deserving amongst everyone here
I hope someday you gain any amount of awareness because it will lead to you killing yourself, you gross ugly annoying horrible person

You're ugly, you're bald. You're mean you're selfish and you're fucking stupid and no one should ever want to be around you.

You're a shitty fucking worthless person.

>>938877768
She can hardly call herself Irish if she hasn't been drunk as a skunk with a similarly blitzed partner "accidentally" going in the wrong hole

>>938877697
>>938877744
homeless parker and the paki cheers

That's my last note to you parker. I wanted to really get it out of my system before i made an end to saying anything to you again.
You may manipulate me like you manipulate anyone you interact with you fcking weirdo into talking to you but I will try my best into avoiding you after that

>>938877744
Funnily enough, it rained here today and beet harvest starts on Monday.
>>938877768
>gotta fit the sploots in on that busy schedule!
exactly!
>>938877778
>you write the mental equivalent of popcorn.

I am so proud of that post.
I read it back to myself like 6 times and I loved it every time more

The fact that Chad has enabled that fucking sorry ass whiny neurotic weakling fucking narcissist for so long is inexcusable

>>938877839
You're 0.5 for 2 there, comrade
>>938877885
I appreciate your contribution to the agricultural industrial complex. And to being very...helpful in other areas

>>938877823
I hope her bum has NOT been the site of any unwanted intrusions! Keyword: unwanted...
>>938877885
sorry but I had a funny image of you getting too "distracted" by Maya and letting your combine drift off the field into an inconveniently placed topiary exhibition

>>938877988
A gentleman and a scholar. And a raider of her Irish booty if given a respectful chance. That's a hat trick

>>938877778
Kek based

>>938877923
yeah it was ok now never post again

>>938877934
Thanks! Although we might get rain checked on the beets due to that heavy rain.
>>938877988
Kek

>>938877778
Kek

>>938877778
Ol baldy schizo gets what he wants !

>>938878045
The key is to take it slow, communicate often, and slather the Kerrygold all up in her puckered knot
>>938878234
>nooo, not my rendition of Garfield as Michelangelo's David!

>>938877778
Yeah, but you don't understand that he's actually the victim because he suffers the way that he does after he treats other people like shit because he's a victim
Other people are the bad ones
It's okay for him to flood how he has because of dah mmmmmmm postan

>>938878234
All this tech and still at the mercy of mother nature. What a world
>>938878457
You have a way with words. And apparently having your way with her ass

>>938878496
Kek.

KEK
KEK
KEK

If you could somehow just like make the most annoying fucking retarded asshole selfish cringe fucking bullshit redddit person
Just someone completely fake and completely full of shit and everything they do and they just piss you off all the time because you know that everything they're doing is just fucking fake bullshit
Someone who just never stops being fake and they never stop putting other people down because they're insecure idiots and they never stop copying and they're just fucking annoying trash 24/7

That is bd

>>938878505
Now I'm just imagining the two of us rubbing butter all over each other while giggling and kissing... I wish I could be normal ._.

>>938878736
No one can even look in the fucking archives in celeb threads without having to go through all of your fucking flooding spamming bullshit, you parasite fuck

You're a shitty trash fucking fag
fucked up horrible mean replies are the only things you will ever deserve for the rest of your life

>>938878736
Highly overrated. Your messiness is your calling card. It just needs to be...harnessed

You are such a trash ass faggot it's insane.

>>938878938
>harnessed
Oh no, don't give me any further deviant ideas!

troinkers is literally saving facebook memes like a boomer

Other anons actually are good. You are fucking wrong. Other people that post here actually are good and other people are good and you're the one who's a fucked up spamming ugly stupid boring piece of shit that no one wants to talk to because you're clearly fucked up
You project everything.

You're the one who's fucking boring nothing ugly worthless trash.

>>938879025
good good, your insults are wordy like a woman, you can buy disposable douches to get that sand out your clam you little perl.

i wonder how long troy can melt down before it eventually kills or incapacitates him in some way.

Replying to people and posting without a pic is literally the entire foundation of how the website works you absolute balding ugly dumb motherfucker

Your stupid fucking bullshit has been countered in so many ways again and again and you don't care because you're a fucking shameless ugly stupid bored dumb loser motherfucker

You have fucking nothing and you know you have nothing. You know that your decade long spam is bullshit

You are just like Severin
You get so fucked up and mean and you treat other people like such shit, but none of it matters and you don't actually care about anything
you're just a spoiled immature piece of crap
You guys are the exact same animal
Spoiled and mean and shallow and fucked up and stupid.

I'm the only one who has ever stood up to you.

Everyone else enables your shit.

Me and you could be locked in a room together for a million years and I would look you in the eyes and tell you after all of that that you're a stupid balding dumb motherfucker and you need to stop it

You can keep on not giving a shit all that you want and keep on doing what you're doing. And I will keep on fucking knowing for a fact that you are wrong and that you're a fucking asshole and you need to stop it

UHHH OHHHHHHHHH BALDY DICKASS NEEDS TO STFU ?????

Supreme balding

Supreme shaved girl butss

Im cooked tbh ignore me

>>938879458
Fuuuck

>>938879626
These new Tay pics have been fucking draining me

Lmfao im gonna kill that balding fuck someday

I want to floss my teeth with Emilia Clarkes butt cheek hairs

>>938879689
Jesus Christ

>>938879740
>implying she let's anything grow out

>>938879669
Would you cut him up and eat him?

>>938879876
Prime Emilia was like the Pillsbury doughboy. I've read things from guys that had worked on sets with her that had been with her. They all were consistent with her being just total hairless pillsbury doughboy pudgy jiggly stupid fun
It makes me want to go fucking insane

>>938880080
Emilia's always seemed like a fun person to be around. Where'd you read that? Just want to check if they've said anything about the jiggle factor.

>>938880234
he made it up much like everything else he says on here.

>>938880234
Oh, you just want to check? Write paragraphs about how much you just want to check and I will give you proof in regards to exactly what I'm talking about.

>>938880430
Please

>>938880430
Eat out Emilia's butt

Everyone, it's okay, calm down

because he just wants to check.

I want to open up your fucking head and check your brain

I wanna check your brain

You know just like check your brain

It's OK.. nothing's bad. I just want to open up your skull and check your brain
I just want to check in, you know.

Ohhhhh cmon

It's okay

You'd let me in
I am very deliberate.


You let me in, wouldnt you?

Old spice uppp the butttt

>>938874398
Use the recent passing of our beloved lolcow kingcobra who died at 34 and he drank less than you but you are both lolcows

>>938880891
Man no way is anyone drinking less than me if they're dying under 35 lmao sorry the fuck

>>938880932
Drunks are disgusting i know because i have to live with one

>>938881053
i'll kill you parker.

>>938881053
Oh wow that's really interesting. Thanks for telling me.

I hope they wake up and fucking sit their giant beautiful asscrack all over your face and fart as hard as they can. fuck you.

Im fuckinggg dyingg man i gotta fucking be honest im dying im fucking bleeeeding

>>938881110
And the thing is, drunks have no idea how foul they are to others around them. The alcohol theyre addicted to destroys their sense of smell making them oblivious to their disgusting body odor caused by the alcohol in their sweat and the stench of booze drunks leave in any room they walk into especially the toilet room when they have to empty their weak bladders from years of alcohol abuse ruining their prostate function to the inebitable point of adult diapers and pharmaceutical drugs to artificially keep their urine from falling out of their dysfunctional dicks

>>938881237
You missing a comma there, buddy?

>>938881237
I'm fucking dying im bleeding out i gotta call someone i gotta call.someone im gonna get someone rifht nowww

>>938881237
Im gonna call somone right now. I'm gonna call someone. I got people man. Im gonna get with someone

>>938881351
Just bleed out

Im invincible i swear i swear to fucking god

Cant wait to come back to the thread next year when troy turns 30 to rub it in his face that hes fat and ugly ... oh wait

Stupid faggots

My primary alcoholic lolcow died the other day so im back to alog troy again.

why is troy flooding the thread like this

>>938881557
Who are you i havent posted in like a year

>>938876097
table 2 is the only choice.
only table where you're getting money and bitches. everything else is pure bullshit

Any promising up-and-coming celebs i should keep an eye on? Any gooner movies out recently? Anything new at all in the celebrity world?

>>938876010
I love her. I want her to be my gf.

>>938876063
I never learned how to READ! (bad joke)

>>938879458
cute tay

>>938877314
yum lick!

ded

What happened? Did he accidentally shoot himself?

Or is he quoting songs again?

>>938883388
Fuck off cunt

>>938881672
Least ugly guy on these threads

Troy's listening to Everybody Hurts and pouring vodka down his tits

>>938883872
Then setting himself alight from a static shock

>>938883921
And trying to shoot out the flames

>>938874505
I could take Muhammad Ali in a fight.

Troy standing outside the shut liquor store covered in birthday cake holding a handgun

There are few things in this world that are more pathetic than a grown ass man who cares about the sequence of digits his posts get on fucking 4chan.

Don't be jealous of my gets

I love lily. I want her to be my gf. I want to impregnate her.

Woke up just drenched in sweat they gotta hose me off

I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna have to crack one off for lily right now.

>>938884802
That's piss

FUCK CORLY
FUCK CHOLI
FUCK BROCKY

>>938884802
Your colostomy bad burst

>>938884952
bag*

>>938876048
would butter her muffin

My dad died and left me over $400,000 and I'm thinking about hosting a /cel/ party and flying you guys out. What do you think?

>>938874139 (OP)
ugly nigger spits on donuts

>>938884998
is this the girl who posed nude to ruin her own series

>>938885050
whaaat is this gross thing

>>938884959
You're a fat pussy American. You can't drink for shit, and it shows.

>>938884802
Sup Parker

Mirror in the bathroom, please huff me
The door is locked, just J-tard and Beady
Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
You can watch yourself while you are shitting
Mirror in the bathroom, he just can't stop it
Every Saturday you see Troy's titties flopping
Finds his interest in Big Mac fart smells
And ten thousand reflections of his own fat self

I just came to lily. kept chanting her name and date of birth.

>>938885304
These bits of yours need work

Troy waking up in a drunken stupor on Monday morning and thinking he's still in high school

>>938885326
I jerked off to her cartier ad. I look deep into her eyes as she looks directly back at me, and I chant her name and date of birth, while imagining fucking her asshole, then she keeps saying to me "I'm your girlfriend"

>>938884934
Nah I pissed before I showered tell you what I am dehydrated as frick
>>938884950
Why
>>938884952
Making a typo really takes the wind out of the sails of celeb thread hate
>>938885174
Sup

>>938885399
I'm not reading this, J-Tard. Have you been here all weekend again?

I hadn't cracked one off in about 10 days or something. it was getting ridiculous. rock hard raging boner. I had to cum for lily. I couldn't take it anymore.

>>938885412
Let's fucking DO THIS

>>938885453
Fun

>>938885462
Before I even look, I'm guessing this filename starts with 'celebs_' and has her name in it somewhere.

>>938885511
This one too.

>>938885532
>>938885501
i have no poblems to stop posting in these threads..i must have offended you in some way by posting on topic celebs in a celeb.thread

>>938885581
;)

Rehydrating corly by slobbering all over his big, hard, dry cock

>>938885453
we're gonna fucking do this!
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/4pjevyi9.mp4

now watch this drive.

J-Tard's hard drive? Fuck no.

>>938885803
ghoul gang, checking in.

>>938885803
ghoulmaxxing for the squad

>>938885803
Sophie was just bad makeup, she looks pretty normal now

>>938885803
a real shame about erin's face
another victim of cosmetic surgery

>>938885734
why

All these personas, and no personality.

>>938885915
I don’t want you to be dehydrated , that’s dangerous

This is going to trigger some serious damage control, but why are you here 24/7?

nobody wants attention from you troy

Ouch

make nu

>>938884090
>>938884090

>>938885989
He said to the mirror, before turning the gun on himself.

pee is stored in the peenus

>>938888636

>>938888636