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Anonymous No.938876840 >>938877428 >>938877656
Sell your soul
Come make an offer, all reasonable ones accepted.
Let’s make a deal.
Anonymous No.938876956 >>938877051
Anonymous No.938877051
>>938876956
Would you like to make an offer?
Anonymous No.938877428 >>938877456 >>938877565
>>938876840 (OP)
What can you not provide?
Anonymous No.938877456 >>938878641
>>938877428
Anything outside of a souls relative value.
Anonymous No.938877565
>>938877428
Do you have an offer?
Anonymous No.938877656 >>938877802
>>938876840 (OP)
Imagine selling your soul for 75 years of pleasure and an eternity of being fucked
Anonymous No.938877802 >>938877877 >>938877884
>>938877656
You could use your soul to enhance the lives of literally all your children or family line. Generational wealth. At your expense.
Anonymous No.938877877 >>938877937 >>938877979
>>938877802
They aren't you and your line is cursed because God will inherit the earth once again, after he's done conducting this morality simulation run by Satan who's given full reign (by design)

After death you'll end up back here within the Kali Yuga, again and again until you submit to God's authority because your very consciousness of which you used to discern this text was a gift from the father. A gift you're borrowing.
Anonymous No.938877884 >>938877959
>>938877802
These people only think of themselves. You have to have some sort of conscious to think about others. Something that is lacking in these parts.
Anonymous No.938877937 >>938877979 >>938877995
>>938877877
You can't borrow a gift retard. Gifts are given. What your describing is debt.
Anonymous No.938877959 >>938878007
>>938877884
Profiting off evil will bring nothing but worthless hallow lives for your dependents.and an eternity of suffering in your afterlife. Your grand daughter drives a sports car and is getting fucked by niggers while you suffer in some ungodly hellish reality. Congrants consoomer
Anonymous No.938877979
>>938877877
>>938877937
Then move on.
Anonymous No.938877995 >>938878100
>>938877937
Your life is a gift borrowed and everyone gives it back. Fuss all you want. Submit to the Father, God.
Anonymous No.938878007 >>938878037 >>938878068
>>938877959
You could ask for all browns to be removed from your country
Anonymous No.938878037
>>938878007
All the browns are there because Satan led his chosen people to do so and wage cultural and racial war in all western nations.
Anonymous No.938878068 >>938878101
>>938878007
the Cleveland browns being permanently erased would be an imporovment
Anonymous No.938878100 >>938878164
>>938877995
>You get gift
>Giver wants it back
Not a gift retard. Call it what is. Indentured servitude.
Anonymous No.938878101 >>938878177
>>938878068
Yes but Satan isn't interested in improvements he's interested in harvesting all the negative emotion created within the human mind frame and the harvest is conducted on the planet Saturn
Anonymous No.938878164
>>938878100
>gift edition sports car
>literally drives the car 999,999 miles for 99 years straight until it breaks down
>fucking shit gift
That's you anon. Be grateful, not gay
Anonymous No.938878177
>>938878101
anyone invested in the Cleveland Browns is negative emotion of the human mind
Anonymous No.938878238 >>938878414
You people really have no desires?
Please only offers.
Anonymous No.938878414 >>938878541
>>938878238
Satan sux
Ganesha has returned to put an end to this wicked cycle
Anonymous No.938878541 >>938878666
>>938878414
Fuck off you disgusting skid mark.
Go back to your land of shit.
Anonymous No.938878641
>>938877456
Then you don't have what I want
Anonymous No.938878666
>>938878541
Kek, I'm white and don't live anywhere near India. Ganesha and those people are 2 seperate entities.

You could never understand. Might as well try to convince an insect about the reality of the sun.