Thread 938888121

Who would you rather spend a week stay in an tuscan villa with?

>>938888121 (OP)
Hard choice. Right guy is a power bottom but the Left guy is a mean eater. I'll go left.

>>938888121 (OP)
right one no question
he could rail me however he wants

>>938888121 (OP)
Neither, I'm staying at home.

>>938888121 (OP)
Left one fore sure. He wouldn't leave that villa without looking pregnant he would have so much of my cum pumped inside him from a week of fucking.

>>938888121 (OP)
right, obviously. if you are to fuck with a man, pick a beautiful man instead of a man trying embody feminine qualities. women are always head and shoulders better with those

>>938888121 (OP)
Given that i look more like left, i have to go right.
please tell me he is atleast 8inches!

>>938888325
>Given that i look more like left
Proof?

I got 8+ inches for you :3

>>938888325
You anus must be like a hallway size queen anon.

>>938888378
"look more like", not "look like"
Im not his level of pretty

>>938888386
i'm beautifully tight. that's why i like my daddies' big and strong.

>>938888439
>i'm beautifully tight.
>please tell me he is atleast 8inches!
Choose one whistling ass anon.

>>938888470
you dont know how asshole work do you?
im tight as hell but i love having it stretched.

>>938888121 (OP)
i have no interessed in the bull on the right at all. im not a fag

however

lefty is going to be the first biological male Im about to lift and throw all over the bed. id fuck him harder than a female. id fuck the faggot slut so hard its unhealthy.

>>938888439
I said what I said damn it

I’m full gay so the right one

>>938888121 (OP)
id fuck lefty so hard his dick spins like a fucking helicopter

>>938888540
If the wind hits you from behind you sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBAQJPP7ou0

>>938888639
Ayy I look like this. Especially after I got out of the military lol.

>>938888748
Lemme suck ur dick

from a certain succesfull lvl of femininity id ruin the faggot and pump him full with semen for punishment for whoring me out

>>938888801
you want hetrococks? this is how you get hetrococks

>>938888782
The proper way to thank me for my service! Come get it anon x)

>>938888819
As a hetrocock I can agree.

>>938888121 (OP)
Whichever's the better wingman to pull italian chicks to the tuscan villa.

>>938888819
>>938888896
Heterosexuals are not into gay sex.

a little crash-course for idiots_
HETERO: they like the opposite gender
HOMO : they like the same gender
even women can be homosexual, it's just mostly used for male homosexuals

>>938889156
It’s not gay if they look like girls

>>938889287
If the person you are fucking has XY chromosomes, it is inherently gay.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, so leave that closet already.

>>938889287
Make sure balls are not touching

>>938889644
Checkd and true

>>938889287
Does he ever post bussy on of

>>938888121 (OP)
How much of a fag is the guy on the right? I only fuck flamboyant faggots because cis-het normativity disgusts me. Otherwise I go left and we have hot sweaty gay faggot sex together.

>>938889842
>hot sweaty gay faggot sex together.
Imagine the smell

>>938889325
Bi people exist, anon

>>938889949
I know, I'm bi myself and every time I have sex with a male it's gay sex.

>>938888121 (OP)
The guy on the right is for one night. I’m not putting up with a week of his steroid fuelled mood swings, constant complaining about his protein intake, whining about the villa’s lack of gym equipment and stupid flexing in the mirror.

The live in sex toy on the left who just occasionally needs to be fed some ketamine, poppers and Haribo is the thinking man’s choice.

>>938890086
What are you on about the guy on the right isn't on roads

>>938890175
Geez. Fitness influencers have fucked up what people think is achievable naturally.

>>938890476
Natural selection? absolutely not.
Whatever it is we're living in? Can be done without performance enhancers.

>>938889156
this is no gay sex. he is an submissive feminine little cock-pet

>>938890761
Yeah, yeah, that’s whatever the fuck you’re talking about for ya.

>>938889325
no idiot. nobody likes those tiny fucking chromosomes
>>938889287
if it begs for cock and it bends for cock and it looks feminine than you must give it cock

>>938890914
this is gay
>>938890476
this is gay
>>938889287
this is hetro
>>938888801
this is hetro
>>938888639
this is gay
>>938888121 (OP)
this is heto and this is gay

screwing him on your cock and make him scream in brummy begging you to ruij his butthole IS maybe gay bit FEELS straight enough to listen to him ans feed him my giant veiny hetrocock

>>938891086
If he actually looked like that permanently id make the slut my girlfriend and told my hetro parents that she just has some condition with her voice. Than Id ruin the slut 24/7 like no other women Ive fucked

>>938888121 (OP)
The one on the left. He wouldn't try and attack me or rape me. He looks friendly so we could be friends. We could frott and chill all day

>>938891086
Bro, imagine he was your brother. Youd be terrified now. Calm down bro

>>938891396
i dont care. he gives enough signes that he loke to be adored and ruined in his slutty rectum. he wants to be pumped with semen

>>938891396
he invented a new way of faggy which are faggots for hetrococks

>>938891503
Woah, that furry hood was like a bucket of ice cold water dumped down the front of my pants. Shan’t be reeming out that bussy.

>>938891086
he is cute af I cant help it

>>938891396
>walk in
>"hey whats up big bro"
wat do

>>938888121 (OP)
Definitely right, he'd have the stamina to wreck my hole multiple times a day. I'd be disappointed if I ended the week without needing medical help

>>938892105
Id ruin him so hard that he cant sit on his buttocks for a day

>>938892105
He has a weirdass butt but bending so deep and delivering his rectum entry gate to heaven like that only has a single suitable reaction. Pump my nutts empty in him

His tiny penis is so fucking cute

>>938893669
id rape

>>938890476
Tell me you're a lazy skinnyfat without telling me you're a lazy skinnyfat

>>938891272
Bro you are saying the one on the right would? What. That is a protector and provider on the right right there

>>938888121 (OP)
Left

>>938891396
I would had commited incest

>>938892105
Incestous things

>>938895463
Sorry about your body dysmorphia and never having the results you want. You’re right, it must be a you problem.

>>938888121 (OP)
It truly depends on my mood.
I Can be in the mood to top or get totally dominated.

>>938896485
Is he supposed to be natty? Because that's textbook HGH gut.

>>938888121 (OP)
right is a bro who I can rape local girls with. Left gets raped by the town rapist.

>>938898760
Correct answer.

>>938898699
Darryn Lyons. He’s a piece of shit fatass with some silicone implants.

>>938888121 (OP)
right. he's an adult. he can help me get chicks and I can help him get guys.

>>938888121 (OP)

I would rather not spend a single day (let alone a whole fucking week) in a Tuscan villa,
alone, or with either of the individuals shown in your picrel.

I'm happy enough where I already live thanks.

>>938899255
What exactly do you mean by you can help him get guys?

Like what, are you the bait or something?

>>938893698
Porn with fucking and cum-swallowing eminent?

>>938891396
he still looks cute in that pic

>>938888121 (OP)
Source on left?