Thread 938893909

How do I hook up with this chick IRL? I'm obsessed with her on IG.

>>938893909 (OP)
Ask her out for dinner and take her to the Costco food court for a $1.50 hot dog and soda combo. Split a sundae if she's nice. Pay for the whole thing with a big pile of dimes and nickles.
Chicks dig men who pay, but who are smart with their cash.
Skip the onions.

>>938899196

The exit is roped off now with this when I try to enter the exit. Fuck! They're onto me!!

>>938893909 (OP)
Rape her and blame it on a nigger

Tell her you're a shipping magnate from Mykonos (your uncle's fishing boat counts). Show up in your cousin's borrowed BMW.

Flash your fake Rolex. Show pics of 'your penthouse' (Google images).

Pro tip: Order the cheapest retsina but pour it in a fancy bottle labeled 'Private Reserve Makedonia.'