Thread 938905153

About time someone told the Democrats to grow up and start behaving like adults. This is the man we need to restore civility and decency back to American politics. That's why I'll be voting for J.D. Vance in the 2028 election instead of Gavin Newscum.

>>938905153 (OP)
They're eating the dogs and cats

>>938905153 (OP)
Release the files Ronald Grump child fucker.

>>938905876
This.

>>938905153 (OP)
>dont sound crazy
Kek

>>938905153 (OP)
You won't get a chance to vote for him. Trump said he'll start another war to stay in power because you can't hold elections when the country is at war

>>938905954
>Release the files Ronald Grump child fucker.
You know what, you convinced me that maybe I shouldn't vote for Trump ever again. So that's why I'll be voting for JD Vance the next time. Happy?

>>938906045
>I'll vote for the couch fucker who cant order donuts
Yea that fits magatard logic

Sleepy Joe beat Diddler Don in 2020

>>938905153 (OP)
Pathetic posting about yourself on here, JD. If Orange Daddy finds out you're not just shilling for him, there's going to be hell to pay.

Better thread btw
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>>938905153 (OP)
He's so weird still wearing eyeliner like an emo

>>938905153 (OP)
>This is the man we need to restore civility and decency back to American politics.

Already underway as can clearly be seen, will continue even more from Jan 2028.

AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING LIBERALS CAN DO ABOUT IT.

>>938905153 (OP)
you can't vote in the US elections when you live in russia

>>938909643
nah, the'll be rocking a AOC/Jasmine Crockett ticket...oh no

>>938906044
Trump is so abundantly healthy he can continue being president until he's well past 100, just look at his thick, powerful ankles.

>>938905153 (OP)
Vance us a bonehead who has changed his name 3x and writes hillbilly fanfiction

>>938905153 (OP)
>STOP SOUNDING CRAZY
ahahahaha.

>>938905153 (OP)
Gavin Newsom, lifelong chad

>>938906045
>thinks voting will matter in the future
why do you think trump is stationing troops in major blue cities. Its not to make sure their votes get counted. Expect martial law.

>>938917312
JD Vance, invited to parties out of pity, if at all

>>938917498
It must be hard find a dress shirt with no shoulders.
"Sure we have a size 16 neck, but what do you mean 'no shoulders'?"
"My neck just flows right into my arms. I have the body of an obese toddler."

>>938917670
>the body of an obese toddler

Vance means the final nail in the coffin for democracy in the US. It'll be Palantir powered tyranny all the way.

>>938918548
true

>>938918548
Yes, Trump is Julius Caesar, and Vance is Octavian.

>>938918548
I don't think it's possible to rig an election hard enough for Vance to win
He screams beta energy

>>938918779
it depends on who the dems run against him
because of the politics of the dem machine, they wind up with a lot of lousy candidates, like Dukakis, Hillary, Biden, and most laughably of all, Kamala "Heels-Up" Harris
if they put up Newsom and he manages not to say anything too tone deaf on the campaign train, and he can beat the allegations that California has turned into a shithole, he'd probably win
if they put up another screeching harpy because IT'S HER TURN, they're cooked
i think Vance would fare well against most female candidates, but women will turn out in droves to vote for Chad
i was too young to vote in '96, but i asked my female then-boss who she was going to vote for and why, and she said Clinton, because he was better looking than Dole or Perot
i thought she was joking, but she wasn't
she'd be in her late 50s now, and if Newsom runs, i have no doubt she'll be flicking her bean to his speeches in between hot flashes

>>938905153 (OP)
Go away Peter Thiel

>>938906045
Why would you vote for someone who sucked off a pedophile to advance his political career? Don't you have scruples?

>>938920056
are you that naive?
you don't get a choice between a pedo associate and a non pedo associate
you get a choice between a blue pedo associate and a red pedo associate

ironic considering who he is serving as VP to kek

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>>938920056
TBF Thiel is more of a gay vampire who drinks the blood of children than an actual pedo.

>>938920906
i assumed anon was referring to "JD Vance's" (i.e. James Donald Bowman's) 180 on Trump

so weird that people are still posting to a thread that JD made

JD = logfag btw

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

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better thread :)
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