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Anonymous No.938910479 >>938910615 >>938910957 >>938913167
You tell a genie that your one wish is "I wish that this wish is NOT granted".

Does the genie grant the wish?
Anonymous No.938910615
>>938910479 (OP)
That's what created the last big bang bro
Anonymous No.938910957 >>938911076
>>938910479 (OP)
> There's no actual subject to your wish, no physical outcome or change to the world whether I grant the wish or not, therefore I will do nothing since the outcome will be the same. You've now used up your wish, you can spend the rest of your life figuring out whether it was fulfilled, and whether it was worth it.
Anonymous No.938911076
>>938910957
How a Djinni would actually answer.
Anonymous No.938911329
I wish for a full throte...
lil' adolf No.938911447 >>938911482
I wish for the Jews control the world
Anonymous No.938911482
>>938911447
I'm not a genie but you got your wish, bud.
Anonymous No.938913167
>>938910479 (OP)
Congrats, you just hacked the system into using one of your wishes, for free, thanks!

Genie, can I have that extra wish?

I wish that nerds on 4chan would start organizin-nonymously to sabotage the global world order before humanity reaches the point of no return, in which we are all slaves to a technocratic dictatorship.
Anonymous No.938913750
Yes and no. The genie alters the past to prevent such a stupid wish from happening. Possibly by killing the former wisher with a flaming porta potty as they deserve.