Thread 938911768

I'm going to be 30 soon, anons.
My twenties flew by, and I'm still the same loser a decade later.

Never too late to change anon, baby steps

>>938911805
I'm trying, but fuck is it difficult.

>>938911976
baby steps. Even if you manage to do one thing better a week than you did before. We'll all make it somehow

>>938911805
>>938911976
>>938911999
Nope

You're all fucked

Time accelerates as you age

You'll be 50 in this same place in your life . . . .

>>938911999
Sacred trips, anon. Thanks for the advice.

>>938911768 (OP)
Big yikes gramps, you old as fuck. No doubt you got that old man drip.. iykyk. You can’t catch these hands so I know you’re old. Periodt. Vibe check tho,how you pulling through? Stocking up on those Werther’s Originals? I’m weak lmao.

>>938911768 (OP)
It's not your fault, anon.

>>938912437
It very much is.

>Born in December, 1990
>Decide when I turn 29 I'm gonna go out and do as much fun shit as I can before I turn 30
>Have plans to go to clubs basically every other weekend, budget it out, even plan some flights to visit other cities.
>Lockdowns
Fuck the world.

>>938911768 (OP)
your 30s go by faster than your 20s

>>938912659
That's fucking blows, sorry anon.
>>938912946
Fuck.

>>938911768 (OP)
Helpful Hint: The older you get, the faster it seems to go.

Find a hobby like watching paint dry, that ought to slow it down somewhat.

>>938912946
40-year-old here, this happens for two reasons: one, you've already experienced a lot of things and memories stop being novel, and your brain compresses "routine" memories; and two, your brain stops processing information as efficiently, which makes time seem to speed up.

All you youngins thinking, "I spent my 20s/30s on this board," yeah, me too. Get comfortable.

>>938913154
Im 27 and already 6 foot, so it still may be possible for me
I'm already 6' so it's not too late, you're just too stupid to realise that there's a lot more to life than having children and chasing after

>>938911768 (OP)
Actually, I believe all your cells regenerate by 7 years, so you’re actually a completely different loser from the one you were before.

>>938911768 (OP)
And you will be at 40, stop worrying about being a "loser" in the eyes of the world, you cant imagine how much people suck when there are 8 billion of them, let alone the person next to you.

>>938911999
why are you so motivated you fucking idiot

>>938914870
Meh, not a solid moniker for recycling anymore. Some cells stay the same your entire life and do nothing but die.

>>938915022
Thats retarded, just admit youre unmotivated and envy them and get advice, stop putting up walls to avoid bettering yourself.

>>938915093
shut up, you losers just dont want to accept the fact that life is shit and there is no deeper meaning to anything, we are all only here to suffer and hope to die one day

>>938915277
I have a son, its done nothing but made my life better, find what makes you worth life for yourself, not others.

>>938915277
Suffering doesnt mean being a selfish condescending asshole.

>>938915277
>hope to die
are you implying that death is not certain?

>>938914870
this made me lol harder than it should have

>>938915617
Is it because you know youre being a samefag?

>>938915520
the date is uncertain if you let it ride out

>>938915377
pumping out retarded kids will does not make the world a better place faggot stop explaining live like its a fairtytale, admit that life is shit you pussy, also the chances of your little fucker becoming a useless piece of shit in his life later on are higher than of him being actually useful to society

>>938911768 (OP)
Know when to cut your losses

>>938915863
He'll be fine, I'm raising him. I'm sorry your father failed you, truly.

>>938915863
>life is shit
>nah its ok
>no, fuck you, stop lying, its shit
>nah its ok

>>938917525
>>life is shit
>>nah its ok
>>no, fuck you, stop lying, its shit
>>nah its ok
Life is Suffering
First Noble Truth
500BC Buddha

>>938917869
Buddah was a faggot ass hindu prince who ran off got fat and got sad about shit. Religious idioms arent solid structure nigger, otherwise youd be going to hell by abrahamic consideration.

>>938912248
>You figure out all of life by 25.
>Buy a mansion, retire on an Island, marry a blonde super model, and have all white children while saluting the Aryan race.
>Then you peruse 4chan, feel superior, and lay down and die.
>sic

>>938918201
Think you meant *spic*...understandable for intolerable faggots who think lit terms make them smart. Like that

>>938918389
>Like that
[sic]

>>938918432
Right
[Faggotry]
Instead of interaction. Lile fallacy pointing.

>>938918600
>Lile
[sic]

My name isn't Lyle you cornball.
Do I look like some sort of guru father-figure to you, kid?

>>938911768 (OP)
Congrats on reaching true adulthood soon.

>>938918700
>grammar nazi
No, you seem like a nancy

>>938918788
You forgot the period at the end.

>>938918825
At the end of what.

>>938918825
Don't worry anon, you're enough on your period for everyone in this thread.

>>938918863
>At the end of what.
[sic]

>>938918874
You'll bleed for the OP but not enough to use basic punctuation.
I think it's time you lied down and died Anon. Everything is done under the sun for you.

>>938918933
>Everything is done under the sun for you.
Everything under the sun is done for you*

>>938919004
The first is correct because under the sun properly modifies the verb phrase, while the second is a clumsy misplacement that makes it modify everything instead.

>>938919073
Widdly scuds.

>>938919102
I think you should modify your gender and overcome the fear of touching your butthole when you wipe.
You seem anal retentive.
Also I'm married to a blonde bombshell and live on a private island.
Everyone says I'm cool.

>>938919183
>Everyone says I'm cool.

>>938919202
>Reads file name.
>Android poster.
>Can't afford the latest iPhone.
Ngmi.

>>938919246
I'm posting from a computer anon.
You finding social value in posting from an iphone is hilarious though.

>>938919302
>I post on le compooter!
[sic]

You know what's funny boomer?
Your IQ.

>>938919410
>You know what's funny boomer?
>Your IQ.
How is my IQ of 128 funny exactly sport?

>>938919453
>He's actually measured it.
>He's this insecure.
I guess that's what happens when you die at 25.

>>938919530
>25
Grow up

>>938919771
Proof?