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Anonymous No.938916694 [Report] >>938916761 >>938916836 >>938916906 >>938917847 >>938920197 >>938921415 >>938921458 >>938926866
I just got earth-shattering head from a black girl.
Anonymous No.938916761 [Report]
>>938916694 (OP)

i prefer sex with humans

something you don't need to be embarrassed about for the rest of your life
Anonymous No.938916836 [Report] >>938916916
>>938916694 (OP)

hey.... hold on a minute

I thought you full of shit but I just looked outside and everything is shattered everywhere

God damn! You fucking asshole you destroyed the entire fucking planet

ALL FOR A BLOWJOB ?

HOW DARE YOU !!!
Anonymous No.938916906 [Report] >>938916952
>>938916694 (OP)

congratulations!!

now your next step is finding a woman who you can run your fingers through her hair

as in : a human this time
Anonymous No.938916916 [Report]
>>938916836
i'm sorry it was just go sood
Anonymous No.938916952 [Report] >>938917199
>>938916906
Fucking hilariously I grabbed her hair halfway through and she stopped and went, "watch the hair...", i didn't realize it was a wig
Anonymous No.938917171 [Report]
It's funny how black people actually have a much pure better genetic base than white people... much stronger genetic base than whites

yet they are plagued by so many race-specific diseases and illnesses.. they are prone to so many specific illnesses it's kind of oddly ironic

That being said...
Black's represent only 13% of America

yet they have like 89% of the sexually transmitted diseases

That means you just rubbed penises with a whole lot of black dudes...

imagine a public urinal and you take the tip of your dick and wipe your urethra against the porcelain with all the bacteria and viruses on it

now imagine if that urinal was brown

there you go... You're getting a hang of this, kid
Anonymous No.938917199 [Report]
>>938916952

water is wet and all black women wear wigs

All of them
Anonymous No.938917813 [Report]
You'll be fine.
I spent 8 years in the Navy and a lot of times the only reasonable sexual partner available was one of the black girls. I got a reputation for having "jungle fever" but I just liked to fuck and they were easy to get.
I never caught any diseases from it and went on to marry and procreate with a decent white woman like God intended.
Anonymous No.938917847 [Report]
>>938916694 (OP)
Nigger blowjobs are pretty amazing. I used to have a tight little nigger stripper fuckbuddy, she was fun. Loved getting choked. I miss her sometimes, but she was crazy.
Anonymous No.938917858 [Report] >>938918299
imagine the pressure society has placed on women in general regarding beauty and the imagery pumped out by advertising agencies of beautiful people in beautiful clothes in beautiful situations

now imagine being a black chick and you have that weird crap as an excuse for hair

and they see all the commercials with the long flowing beautiful hair... And they know no matter how much conditional and relaxer and caustic paste they apply, there's nothing that will ever make their hair appear human

notice I keep differentiating between humans and black people?

I'm not being racist... because technically, there are no 'races' of humans...

because we are ALL MUTATED NEGROES
all humans are variations of mutations from our original BASE NEGRO DNA

Even today's modern black people are not the same base negro DNA from our ancestry... they've also mutated.. every human being in history was nothing more than a mutated motherfucking nigger

That includes you...
and me...
And your mother
Don't forget your mother
If she's a human that means she's part nigger

most black people don't even understand that whites are just weak soft pale mutated corrupted versions of them

If they realized the genetic lineage that created white people, they could throw it right back at whites, and remind them that they are also very much a nigger..

every mother fucking human is a goddamn nigger when you stop and think about it
Anonymous No.938918299 [Report] >>938918602 >>938918800
>>938917858
No, niggers evolved from apes, whites were created by god in his own image.
Anonymous No.938918395 [Report] >>938918668
Why are so many people using

reddit spacing in this thread
Anonymous No.938918479 [Report]
if we took two green salamanders from your porch and transported them in a one mile deep cave... we could return in a few years and find their great great great grandkids...

and they'd be solid white albinos
no need for pigmentation in Absolute Darkness

nor eyes... eyes would be superfluous

because life has NEVER evolved
never
it MUTATES
life indeed WILL motherfucking adapt
it will find a way to survive it's environment... through mutation

every human is a variant of our original NIGGER DNA

but if you look closely at Asians
you'll begin to recognize certain genetic phenotypical traits they share with niggers

their disgusting black niggernipples
their purple nigger vaginas
even their noses are flatter and wider
and their lips, too
also the way Asian peoples body fat collects, in rolls round their necks, etc

Im NOT saying they are exactly like niggers... obviously they aren't... but they DO have certain physical traits that are in the same ballpark as a nigger..

in fact, Asians are YELLOW SPACE MONKEY NIGGERS
All races and religions and backgrounds of men around the world have been convinced that Asian women are supposed to be some kind of amazing ultimate sexual experience. brainwashing because it's not true
Anonymous No.938918602 [Report]
>>938918299

If you are dumb enough to actually believe in God, quite literally parroting words out of the volume of discount toilet paper known as the Bible...

then you are openly admitting You joined the gullible crowd when you were a kid... because you allowed them to molest your mind with their bullshit religion, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN DEMAND A TINY SHRED OF EVIDENCE FIRST

You would put more time and effort and consideration into purchasing the right toilet seat at home Depot

But you just built your entire life's belief system around some weird fairy tale and you didn't even ask "can you give me a little verification first"?

You raise hell about something costing an extra $1.25 at the grocery store

But you flushed your entire life down a toilet of mindless mantras from a mythological malfeasant mutated monkey

Jesus never existed
there is no god
And that's exactly why no human has ever been able to provide even the tiniest shred of evidence in the history of the human race
And apparently you're not going to be the first one
Anonymous No.938918668 [Report] >>938918734
>>938918395

lol imagine having some frame of reference in your life that WASN'T GLEANED FROM THE INTERNET

Have you ever thought of anything that wasn't an image for catchphrase or some kind of trendy social media term?

everything has to be in terms of websites for you... too bad they didn't make cheat codes for real life... you'd be an amazing success if they did
Anonymous No.938918734 [Report] >>938918991
>>938918668
You sound like a Jew lover.
Anonymous No.938918800 [Report] >>938918846
>>938918299
I mean I can easily tear your whole "In his own image" fag show to shreds on so many different levels

The least of which wouldn't be the Sumerians....

But I would probably begin with
MOTHER FUCKING PAGE ONE

You know... That collection of toilet paper you claim to have read from front to back

look at page one, dipshit

okay so God said "LET US CREATE THEM IN OUR OWN IMAGE"

But you just said HIM

So which one was it, Moses?
because page one of your bullshit Bible completely debunks everything else that you're going to find in the book as well

It's right there on page one

WHO THE FUCK WAS YOUR IMAGINARY GOD TALKING TO,?

This is the part where you literally just make it up out of whole cloth, The same way Trump supporter makes up bullshit about no proof of Epstein files

gullability is the foundation keystone to Christianity and Trump supporters

To be either one of those things you have to blindly jump into an empty swimming pool head first, well knowing in the back of your mind that it's all a lie

because deep in your heart you know there's no such thing as God

You're just conditioned to keep convincing yourself because it represents your entire family's belief system. Your parents. Your grandparents. of course you're not going to dissolve that
Anonymous No.938918846 [Report] >>938919209 >>938919419 >>938919661 >>938919838
>>938918800

2 shekels have been deposited into your account.
Anonymous No.938918991 [Report]
>>938918734

I sound like a Jew lover, huh?....

lol
literally nothing I said had anything to do with jews whatsoever...
NOT ONE FUCKING WORD WAS ABOUT JEWS

You are simply fixated on your own inferiority so if you jumped on your little neo-Nazi fact show bandwagon

But you're not a goddamn skinhead
You don't have any facial tattoos and you don't own a pair of doc martens

6 years ago you were playing with a power ranger action figure

You've spent your life with a gaming controller in your hand

So forgive me if I don't buy the intimidating badass Neo-Nazi thing

Don't you have some Funko Pop dolls you should be clean and organizing

Jews had nothing to do with your pathetic lot in life. You're just one of those guys always looking for someone else to blame

how convenient
clean your gaming Little Himmler
or I'll tell your mother to change the Wi-Fi password
Anonymous No.938919209 [Report]
>>938918846

I'm not Jewish... I'm German Irish
however...
I'm pretty picky and choosy when it comes to friends

because I don't just befriend any dumbass... All of my friends were really really smart and cool and funny and interesting and weird...

............unlike you

because I've known a lot of guys like you in my life all the way back to the 1980s when they were real hardcore skinheads at the 688 Club in Atlanta

If you don't know about the 688 Club it wouldn't surprise me...

So I knew the real skin had motherfuckers back in the day

Not this latest generation of sedentary gaming chair mushroom boys who want to finally feel like they're part of something

today's soft fungus gaming chair Hitler's ain't shit compared to the real Neo-Nazis I knew and grew up with

with your microwave to Tina rolls and never getting any pussy and actually focusing on stupid shit like dubs and trips

stupid trendy sissy image board catchphrase and trendy fad bullshit..
Not exactly what you'd call stormtrooper material...

You know what I'm saying?
Not exactly what I'd call a goddamn soldier

most soldiers don't spend their days asking other men to jack off in discord with them and show them their penis

most soldiers don't own a Funko Pop doll

It's hard to be intimidating from your mommy's spare bedroom...

The funniest part?
I have a lot of experience with jews, UNLIKE YOU... because you have no real life experience with them at all

You've never done business with them You've never interacted with them You've never sat down and had a conversation with the Jewish person and learned about them

You've never even gone to a goddamn deli to order and everything bagel with lox spread
You have absolutely no real life experience either good or bad with Jewish people..

I do...
they're better than you

see how easy that was?
I could make it complicated
But why?

TRUST ME THEY'RE MUCH BETTER THAN YOU I CAN TELL
Anonymous No.938919419 [Report] >>938920402
>>938918846
The weirdest thing happened in my life. One day I turned around in retrospect and realized almost all of my best friends happened to be Jewish oddly enough

And it's not like I planned it that way at all

In fact I didn't even notice it while it was happening.. But they all EARNED MY LOYALTY...

It's not like they didn't deserve to be my friends because AWESOME FUCKING FRIENDS

they're smart as shit
they're actually quite generous
and extremely empathic
yet they don't believe in giving free handouts

they expect people to LEARN AND GROW
with a little bit of humility and honesty about us creating our own problems perhaps

everybody creates their own problems once you stop and think about it. we allow these problems to manifest and continue existing

YOU CREATED ALL OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS

YOU LONELY IRRELEVANT OVERLOOKED GAMING CHAIR MASTURBATING PILE OF SHIT

You don't hold a candle to the worst Jew I've ever met

their families are high quality and obviously you came from a shit family

your father was spineless and never even instilled any self-esteem in you

So you spray paint fake self-esteem pretending to be an intimidating judgmental neo-Nazi

IN HIS MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM

MOMMY'S LITTLE HIMMLER
Little himmler's living under Mommy's rules

Not quite the fúhrer , huh?

give me a minute and I'm going to teach you what you've never understood:
WHY JEWS ARE SO MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU

I'll be right back, sassypants
Anonymous No.938919630 [Report] >>938919743
yeah so the head was good
Anonymous No.938919661 [Report] >>938920402
>>938918846

WHY JEWS ARE CONSISTENTLY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU:

It's really quite simple..
at the age of only 13 they celebrate their bar mitzvah and bat mitzvah respectively

at which point they are now considered adults. they are now adult members of their family, and allowed to participate in the decision making and finances and all of that good stuff...

So by the time they turned 18 years
THEY'VE ALREADY GOT 5 YEARS OF ADULTING UNDER THEIR BELT

THE REASON YOU HAVE AN ACCOMPLISHED JACK SHIT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE TOLD YOU WERE GOING TO BE A CHILD UNTIL THE AGE OF 18

But that time has already come and gone
And here you sit with a gaming controller
and Funko Pop dolls on the shelf
It appears you're still a child

And that's why you're so angry about your disenfranchised situation

BUT YOU DISENFRANCHISED YOURSELF, BITCH

YOU WERE SIMPLY A LAZY MUSHROOM AND YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD TO PUT ANY EFFORT INTO IT

I heard McDonald's is hiring
You stupid nigger
Anonymous No.938919743 [Report] >>938931351
>>938919630

basically anything touching the nerve endings around the head of your dick feels good so that's not really much of a statement
Anonymous No.938919838 [Report] >>938920402
>>938918846
It's something just as simple as the bar mitzvah

that separates you from the quality human beings

The intellectuals
The ones who are self-confident because they've been doing it since they were 13

what video game have you been playing this week?
Anonymous No.938920102 [Report] >>938920402
Jews are ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

they are smart as shit which is why they've always been the driving force behind comedy.. Jewish comedy writers are the industry standard

imagine how dismal Hollywood's legacy would be if white people tried handling it

It would have been nothing but monster truck rallies and WWE wrestling

thank God Jews made America number one

Not that tired old auto industry but America's real major industry:
ENTERTAINMENT

yep Jews have consistently proved they are fully capable of knocking it out of the ballpark

I think you owe them a big apology, young man

And you can start by performing fellatio a few of them (It's not like any neo Nazi is heterosexual)
Anonymous No.938920197 [Report] >>938920402
>>938916694 (OP)
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:
If given a choice between hanging out with a white person or a Jew...

I'd much rather pick the funny personable self-confident charismatic intelligent brutally honest and totally cool understanding compassionate easy going asshole that demands excellence

And that certainly doesn't describe any white person I've ever met
Anonymous No.938920402 [Report]
>>938920197
>>938920102
>>938919838
>>938919661
>>938919419
OH MY ALLAH (SWT) SHUT THE FUCK UP
YALL NEED BLACK HEAD TO CALM DOWN OR SUM??
Anonymous No.938920672 [Report]
good thread
Anonymous No.938921415 [Report]
>>938916694 (OP)
Can't believe you because the is nothing like seeing an attractive woman with you dick in her mouth. Beautiful eyes a great plus! black is not beautiful.
Anonymous No.938921458 [Report]
>>938916694 (OP)
1915-2014
her lifetime
Anonymous No.938922439 [Report]
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Anonymous No.938923242 [Report]
the Japanese girls wanted to suck my dick without a condom, I said no. I wanted to cum inside them.
Anonymous No.938926552 [Report]
It’s crazy how some girls are so much better at giving head than most.

Makes me think lots of dudes have never experienced a ‘real’ blowjob.

Once I found one who actually knew what she was doing I was fucking addicted
Anonymous No.938926866 [Report]
>>938916694 (OP)
Cool story bro.
The last black girl I was with I fucked her for like 4 hours and couldn't cum inside her because I was high as fuck on opiates.
I'm about to fuck her again and finally give her my cum.
>Godspeed
Anonymous No.938931307 [Report]
you're making me think of that jew who gets a bj, in sopranos. "I make his head spin when I work his thang"
Anonymous No.938931351 [Report]
>>938919743
unfortunately i'm circumcised so this doesn't apply to me. i plan on restoring my foreskin so hopefully i'll be joining you uncircumcised anons soon! wish me luck!