Thread 938917274

I recently graduated from the Academy this spring and I am on my first ship assignment. Working in Science (Blue Shirt Proud), one of my crew mates is a female Vulcan ensign. We're friends, but she started Pon Farr yesterday, and she wants to mate with me. I've gone to HR and they don't seem to do anything. She cornered me in the sonic showers this morning, and started rubbing my fingers. I feel so violated. She's on the holodeck now since we can't make a trip to Vulcan as we are on a mission transporting Moopsys to a menagerie in Beta Quadrant.

I've gone to the Captain, and he laughed at me, and said that I should feel lucky.

Any advice?

>>938917274 (OP)
Hello????

HELLO?!?!?

I SEEK GLORY!!!!

I have a neighbor a block over that has Star Wars sun shades for the windshields of both of his cars. That, and he has custom plates with Star Wars stuff on them. Again, both cars.

People who take movies and media that seriously should be culled from the herd.

>>938917512
Let the guy enjoy his space fantasy.
Every man wants to secretly bang aliens or get banged.
I hope you can find your ikigai like your neighbour has, anon.
If you don't I'll satsugai you

Please send a medical team to the bridge.

Beam me into your asshole, OP.