Thread 938918286

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>938918286 (OP)

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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

Almost immediate response, sent by others to fuck with him:

I'M AMERICAN
SON OF A BITCH KOREAN
KOREAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A EGGROLL?
DO YOU WANT A SHRIMP FRIED RICE?
KOREAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
KIM JONG IL IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

Which of course led to:

I'M JEWISH
SON OF A BITCH MUSLIM
MUSLIM IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A KORAN?
DO YOU WANT A HADITH?
MUSLIM IS PIG DISGUSTING
MUHAMMAD IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ISLAM

I'M MUSLIM
SON OF A BITCH EUROPEAN
EUROPEAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A DEMOCRACY?
DO YOU WANT A RIGHTS?
EUROPEAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
WHITEY IS A MURDERER
FUCKING E.U

I'M DUTCH
SON OF A BITCH GERMAN
GERMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PORSCHE?
DO YOU WANT A HITLER?
GERMANY IS PIG DISGUSTING
ADOLF HITLER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING GERMANY

I'M RUSSIAN
SON OF BITCH CHECHNYA
CHECHNYA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BEHEADING?
DO YOU WANT OWN COUNTRY?
CHECHNYA IS PIG DISGUSTING
CHECHNYA IS TERRORIST
FUCKING CHECHNYA

I'M REPUBLICAN
SON OF A BITCH DEMOCRAT
DEMOCRAT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A GAY RIGHTS?
DO YOU WANT A MINORITIES?
DEMOCRAT IS PIG DISGUSTING
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A MURDERER
FUCKING DEMOCRATIC PARTY

I'M VEGAN
SON OF A BITCH MEAT EATERS
MEAT EATERS ARE PIGS
DO YOU WANT A COW?
DOW YOU WANT A FISH?
MEAT EATERS ARE PIG DISGUSTING
PEOPLE ARE MURDERERS
FUCKING MEAT EATERS

I'M SEA CAPTAIN
SON OF A BITCH PIRATE
PIRATE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A BOOTY?
DO YOU WANT A MUTINY?
PIRATE IS PIG DISGUSTING
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IS A MURDERER
FUCKING PIRACY

And my personal favorite - much funnier when spoken out loud:

I'M IRANIAN
DURKA DURKA
BAKALLAH
DURKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD
BAK DURK DURK ALLAH
HAKA SHERPA SHERPA
BAKALAKADAKA

>>938920502
Этo нe зeбaвный

Tы - пeдик

Иди в жoпy пeдик

Trump says:

Let's not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about.

FBI Director Kash Patel says:

The “conspiracy theories” are not true

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>938920914
>Этo нe зeбaвный
>Tы - пeдик
>Иди в жoпy пeдик

Translated to:
>This is not funny
>You are a faggot
>Go to hell faggot

Epikek
Russian Newfag Detected

John doesn't afraid of anything