Thread 938918490

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/UnsaRhEoCkA?si=l4pWj6zb2KGNgPUW

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>938917646 [Neptune]
Elaborate, then.
>>938917630 [Anzu]
You always surprise me when it comes to taking conversations to places.
Does it ever get better.
>>938917701 [Kneesocks]
I dont know I just think its weird that after not talking for a while you assault me with a Good evening.
I do, but I dont ping you every day.

>kneesocks claimed

>>938918573
I have been speaking with others. You are not the only one.
And I dont ping you everyday.

>>938918787
Yeah thats what Im saying, you were talking to others, but not me; I thought this was going to be one of those days where we dont ping each other.

>>938918573
I'm barely hanging on.

its too fucking cold, fuck this.

another thread gay as shit
good thing i already came

>>938918932
Take a break and go to rest then, you seem to need some sleep.
>>938918982
Im going to ask you about that tomorrow if I dont forget.
Good night.

>>938918573
What an adorable picture.
Of course it does, why wouldn't it?

>>938918882
There was nothing stopping you from ignoring me
And now here we are, well past that.

>>938919050
It comes with being an adorable girl.
You didnt deny the sex coded allegations though.
Good, cant wait for it.
>>938919057
Yeah, there was nothing stopping, except the fact that I really had nothing special to say.

>>938918932
creature

issa fucking crime he wasn't S ranked
yidhari should have been the A rank
profits are profit though and women sell
https://youtu.be/Yo8lVKZW3uY?=HmDQtlogtErEEifK

lucia was good choice however so was seed to my surprise

>>938919292
There is no need to deny every ludicrous allegation I come across.

>>938920319
Damn really? You dont want to feel superior to others by telling them how wrong they are?

>>938920579
that's how you end up being like me

>>938920579
No, I am very humble, content to simply know that I am right rather than say it.

>>938920771
Damn, how insightful.

I wish puppygirls were a normal thing

and they're going to do it again

you can't beat the coomers

>>938921104
What is a puppygirl bossu?

>>938920900
Now that you shouldn't be surprised about.

>>938921226
I forget you can bring some deep thoughts into the table besides all your bullshit.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>938921226
Gudetamazu.

>>938921285
How was your weekend? Less sould crushing than mine, I hope.

>>938921211
Exactly what it sounds like, optimally, its just that ftms on tf2 like using that term and they play nothing but engineer I just like dog ladies they're cute you know

>>938921602
Id say it was fineish, I am in vacations from college, for about 3 weeks, now I have to wait if I managed to pass all the shitty courses I was subjected too.
Why do you say that your weekend was bad.
>>938921690
>its just that ftms on tf2 like using that term and they play nothing but engineer
That sure is data.
Dog girls huh, thats an usual taste to see for sure. Do you have any dog girl Kumiko?

>>938921285
Must come with the experience of being ancient.
>>938921602
Bless you

>>938921767
It is most certainly categorizeable information if I've ever seen it!!
does "an usual" mean usual or unusual? Looool. No I have catgirl Kumiko, and this singular image comparing a frame of her to a cocker spaniel which is okay I guess. She's been compared more to a certain Umamusume come to think of it.

>>938921690
you know puppy description is for a certain age range

>>938921911
Acknowledged, which really says something about the aforementioned ftms come to think of it. I take a much naiver approach, I just prefer it because it sounds cuter than "dog girls"

>>938921799
Gandalf cosplay when.
>>938921886
How did you even come to know something so specific like that?
I meant "an unusual", I cant type. Sadge, consider commissioning or rolling the gacha machine that is AI.
>he's been compared more to a certain Umamusume come to think of it.
Why. Those are horses.

>>938921690
Holy shit, is this really you?

>>938921767
How confident are you about having passed?
I just spent three days sitting at the worst gun show I've ever attended. Barely made table fee. The one positive is that I did come away with another WW2 Japanese bayonet for my collection, one with an arsenal marking (manufacturer stamp) I didn't yet have, so that was really nice and made me happy.
But sitting through the entire show was just..ugh... Still, it was worth it for the bayonet.

>>938921799
Blessed dubs.

>>938922237
Maybe when my beard gets a bit longer and a bit grayer.
>>938922309
Gretzky dubs is what we usually like to call them.

>>938922072
same goes for girls and women.
girl is the more used term to describe the female sex even though it means younger
it's humanity natural instinct to prefer young and nubile even in description

>>938922309
100% on some. 0% on others. The course I want to get rid of is on the 0% camp.
>the worst gun show I've ever attended
What did they even do? Did they display the guns? Did the fire them? Did they exposition dumped on them?
>another WW2 Japanese bayonet for my collection
>Implying you already had more of them
Why.
>But sitting through the entire show was just
Why was it so bad.
>it was worth it for the bayonet.
Was that the reason you went to it.
>>938922410
Godspeed, cant wait to see you rocking the wizard attire.

>>938922410
I am not part of your hockey club, therefore I do not understand the reference.

>>938922608
its his number

>>938922585
One day I'd like to do a master roshi cosplay too.
>>938922608
Wayne gretzky wore the number 99

>>938922805
Youd have to be bald for that though.

>>938922585
>Why.
Because I enjoy collecting WW2 Imperial Japanes weapons & militaria.
>Why was it so bad.
Bad venue, tiny, poorly put on by a promoter who was playing favoritism with a handful of vendors. AC in the building set too low for comfort, nobody really buying anything, a neighboring vendor's dog peeing all over the floor in front of my table, twice.
Mostly the boredom, since nothing was selling, and since the show was so small there was very little for me to look at myself.
Well hopefully you pass more courses than you failed.

>>938922648
>>938922805
I see, but I will not call 99 that as I am not into the sport.

>>938922877
Pretty.
Also, dubs of my waifu's ponytail.

>>938922993
See, this is how tired I am.

>>938922805
bulma was showing master roshi her pussy at 16

>>938922237
Cause every three games I join has "retard puppygirl (she/her) joined the game" [sic] lol
What can I say, I like the idea of a girl that loves me as much as a dog would.
I'd have to commission, though I could probably pull from several artfriens at a discount!! :^) Never AI, I've used it once to get info on a gun part and it was WRONG. Hate AI. I'll spit in the face of Roko's Basilisk even as I am tortured.
Exhibit A(picrel) You'd assume this is Kumiko, but it's actually Nice Nature with a Euphonium. That's why. Also she is crazy cute man.
>>938922309
Man I know that's how things rolled like two years ago or whatever but honestly no one gives enough of a shit about me anymore loool. It's always gonna be me
>>938922567
As a sensitive young man I'll consider myself having license to dote on girls rather than women but I guess I'll have to pivot eventually

>>938922877
Guess I'll have to shave my head.
>>938922993
You are free to check them as you see fit, this is America after all.

>>938922993
Fucking weeb, I bet youre the kind that would justify Japans crimes during that whole mess.
That sounds comically bad, almost sitcom tier.
>>938923072
That sounds so bad.
You know, when you put it like that, it does sounds kind of cute.
It cant be that expesinve for you to have to pull for disccounts. Not gonna lie, I was wanting that answer, good.
>I'll spit in the face of Roko's Basilisk even as I am tortured.
Kek lmao, AM ass response.
Jesus Christ I THOUGHT that was Kumiko, they are two water droplets holy shit.
>>938923082
Dont. Its not worth it.


Going to sleep now, farewell.

>>938923072
you don't have to nobody notices and all the same with reference to cannibalism in terms of affection. i will likely use these terms more when being horny to cause a positive influence.

>>938923072
Ku-mi-ko! Ku! Mi! KO!
How have you been?!
Two floofs from the past within a week.

>>938923082
I'm probably sounding like a dick when I don't intend to. I'm that mentally & emotionally tired right now.

>>938923261
Good night
>>938923750
Don't worry about it

>>938923790
>waifu threads
i'm not the best person to be telling people what to do, i don't have a waifu yet
>you wont and she wont love you
no because i'm not a schizoid
>no overly lewd content
no

>>938923261
They're actually really cracked at engie is the frustrating thing. I just pray for them lole.
See you're starting to believe. It's just that unconditional love. Dogs are wonderful. gifts.
Really what it is, is that I'm cheap and thusly not the commissioning type.
People who find themselves scared of the Basilisk are fools in my eyes, blind to the indomitable human spirit which, funnily enough, is the main theme of the story from which AM originates!
Language, and yeah, the spitting image! Even their personalities mesh in many ways. Hairstyle is different if you know what you're looking for, though.
Good night!!!!
>>938923317
>you don't have to
"foids" it is
>>938923750
Su! Zu! Ka! Su! Zu! KA!
Goofing off, getting paid, regularly stealing indicators of telephone infrastructure, the works. Gained some perspective I think. You been good?
Yeah not surprised, Bread has been yapping pretty regularly about you lot. Part of why I'm round I guess.

gn
>>938924990
beautiful

>>938924406
when you get older foid works because females aren't worth the hassle you'll find out if you're not already getting that
they're just porn to me
i refuse to try and form any sort of relationship with a woman and my life is better for it

good thing they're getting replaced by machines
kill em all actually end women they're even worse than niggers

kill everyone who moves by group think too which is basically everyone in these threads who ruined them for so long and continue to
let them die sucking eachother cocks

finally peace and no niggerfaggots
won't be long however

Shane, I just came to apologize. You really aren’t a pedo, because you are the only person that worked to stop that underage girl from posting

im perverted nigga
i commit perverse acts

imma creep

everytime i go through DOA r34 i unzip
wasting hours of my life
i have probably wasted some people on 4chan age just stroking my dick

only Earth ! I can't lie to myself! I love Earth!

>>938929872
that wasn't me that's some old bitch nobody cares about
girls start at like 14 usually when they try to get known and they last like a week
anyone older is just playing a losing game
might aswell be one of the social fags nobody on 4chan is interested in old women

well 1 guy is but he's into guys also

>>938930931
could be useful in /d/ threads

well can't post creepy stuff without tomie

anyway back to game

maythetic

nigger skinned faggots
always will be
you get no bitches

>>938933521
A lot of that stuff is already on there, and it's just not allowed on /x/.

>>938933622
what tomie or identity V? I don't actually look at X except once where i got a succy copypaste. i thought about retrieving it yesterday tbh

you need a couple things..
1 you have to believe it's real
2 you need a fetish (effigy) representing its link to the metaphysical world
3 you must make the request out loud, and be clear what you want/ dont want
4 i wouldn't recommend taking any of my advice
5 blood is the most powerful binding agent of demons, but a bound uncontrollable demon isnt a great thing to be bound to
6 seriously dont summon demons, ill never get rid of the succy that haunts me, especially dont ask lilith for anything im not even fucking with you, nothing good can come of it
7 if you happen to be retarded and not listen to me, a red string on your left wrist and a strong belief it will protect you from the evil eye will at least protect you while doing things they dont like 8 avoid speaking latin, especially while requesting things from demons

kino
No i won't stop using kino im an iconoclast i set trends and blaze trails

2018~

bump

>>938935992
Autumn colors on the inner layer, spring on the outer one.

>>938936412
both the Ground and Sky portrayed as part of Earth

>>938936451
I played a board game recently that encapsulates that Earth image somewhat. Spiritt Island. Small aspects of Terra with a mind of their own.

>>938936669
wow, looks cool! The cover art reminds me of the videogame Reus a bit.

>>938936860
That makes sense, it was designed by a guy named Reuss.

>>938937297
wtf

>>938937380
No cap.

Same thread, different fox.

>>938936467
So the cold has arrived to your place once more?

>>938941849
To most peoples standards no, to my standards yes.
It being 10c during the night is fucking unbearable.

>>938941882
Most people standards in your place is -9999c, thats not saying much.
That sounds kind of bad, anything below 30c is damaging for me. I was going to say that summer didnt even end, but well, my place summer all year around so.

>>938942091
Well to European standards in general, these cunts start crying its too hot when its like 20c when thats the temperature it start to be bearable to be outside, around 30 is the ideal temperature.
Eternal summer sounds nice.

>>938942297
That sounds like a northern EU issue, everyone on the south is fucking dying allegedly.
It would be nice if this was a first world country with good infraestructure so that there arent blackouts everyday and I could use my fan, unfortunately thats not the case. Doesnt help that my room is poorly ventilated either.

bunch of larping niggers kys already

anyone that claims they are from anywhere other than the us on here can go fuck themselves
kys larpniggers

>>938942522
Nah I hear that shit from people all over Europe. The minute it starts getting a little warm the waterworks open.
You can't keep yourself cool because there are blackouts, I can't keep myself warm because they intentionally turn off the fucking heating for summer.
Truly the polar opposites of issues.

>>938942885
If I ever end up going to Jules place I will make sure to go in summer just to see for myself how really hot it is there, I know my place isnt the hottest, because the tires here dont melt, but now Im curious if its hotter than south EU or not.
WHY would they do that though.

>>938942522
dun dun! Earthfag attracted
get a solar panel and make your own electricity
when the sun is out is when you'll use your fan, anyway
>>938942824
cute Miku chan

>>938943035
dun dun! Earthfag attracted
they turn off the summer to save in the heating, for energy
themoreyouknow

>>938943035
I remember hearing some horror stories from the middle east where the windscreen wipers would start to melt if the car was parked in the sun for long enough.
Pretty funny if true.
It saves the apartment owners money, pretty much every establishment does it.

>>938943083
Sure, give me the 50000 dollars required to make that installation and I will do it.
>when the sun is out is when you'll use your fan, anyway
You dont seem to understand; the fan, is NEVER off.
>>938943131
I see, I guess that makes sense.
>>938943231
Yeah the middle east is tied with Africa for the hottest region on Earth, working outside is an active act of suicide and the only reason they do it is because slavery is still a thing over there and the west doesnt care nearly enough about said slaves to do something about it.
Oh it happens in France too, the melting tires thing, not the slavery thing. And in some places of the US as well, pretty wild stuff.
>It saves the apartment owners money, pretty much every establishment does it.
Fair enough.

>>938943381
Thanks for clarifying it wasnt the slavery, I almost got excited.

>>938943381
Sure! While trying to prove you wrong I found that these are very affordable, maybe I should get one installed next year, or two.
Yeah I assume the sun is also rarely off.

imagine

>>938943470
Old habits die hard, huh Europe.
>>938943639
Yep, cant wait for those shitty things to take 3 years of minimum wage salary and a fucking bank loan Ill never pay off. I love living in a shithole with no future.
Everyone got their own reasons to keep the fan always on.

>>938943828
I'll just buy you one, ewife. Thought I'm not sure if there's a service near you that installs these, or if the local electricity grid supports their use. If you know a crackhead electrician maybe you could ask them, I'm certain the circuitry behind attaching a photovoltaic unit to a fan isn't so complicated.
You guys just gotta dig a hole down into the ground and live there instead of making buildings. You get an extra dose of nuclear radiation and also less heat.

>>938943828
Dont look at us, we weren't even a country when that shit was going on.

>>938943977
Buy me a plane ticket instead. Im sure there are, thing is, there are other, illegal reasons, as to why I cant install those.
Have you ever lived underground.
>>938944351
Yeah but you were part of a country that was part of it. Nobody is innocent.

>>938945103
Thats the cool part, we get to blame someone else.
Not like the Sw*dish gave us many rights anyway, Russians were allright though, pretty cool of them to let us go too despite the all the conflict after.

>>938945331
As if you wasnt to do the same if you had the chance too.
>Not like the Sw*dish gave us many rights anyway
So YOU were the slaves? Kekerino cappuccino.

>>938945103
What do you want with a plane ticket?
>There are other, illegal reasons
Close your drug ring, open a solar power plant. Earth chan will be happy.
I have been to flats below ground, but no, why?

>>938945519
Yeah but we didn't.
In a way, you'd have to consult a historian on how accurate that statement is though.

>>938945530
Leave this place, of course.
My country might be the ONLY country in the region where drugs are not a systematic problem.
Because living underground is not fucking fun at all, specially in a place like mine.
>>938945664
Hmph.
Why?

>>938945809
I dont know history thats why.

>>938945909
Arent you guys taught that in school?

>>938946294
You think I remember some random slop I didnt care about from a decade ago?

>>938945809
what's wrong with living innaground in your place?

>>938946425
A lot of things that I am honestly too lazy to explain to you.
>>938946339
Yes!


See you later, farewell.

>>938946657
aye, see ya

>>938946657
Well I dont.
Off you go.

i'm horny

>>938948305
same..
but my friend isn't home yet

>>938948837
DoA rule 34 has been my kryptonite lately

>>938950773
Don't wanna do it alone to porn.. that's not as fun

remember to sleep with your waifu,

>>938951096
She's in my bed with all the plushies. She gets her cuddles every day

>>938951203
hell yeah. spoil her

>>938951057
oh im never alone im just not watching the other person.

>>938952239
How many times I can post a video or a link from youtube?
Like, when I click the video, how many times I can do it?

>>938957200
if the spam system kicked in after 5 links, that's 4 minimum per post, 1 minute post interval, makes 240 links per hour, assuming 24 hours per day if you were able to not die from that, making 5760 links each day.
Keep that up for 60 years for 365.25 days per year, then you can, from now on, post 126 230 400 Links.
That's enough to kill Ganondorf.

>>938955153
>No H
>No H
I will take your advice
You're not a bad guy
Your Waifu is the best
Your waifu wont love you
If you post ERP then your trips will get fucked
You will pass the purity test
Good night /v/

>>938958022
i am a bad guy though
many
>they won't love you
this https://voca.ro/1mUvWR8Rmule says otherwise

>>938960353
Tachyon's sweaty tights.

>>938960853
I'd drink the suspicious liquids she offers me.

i dont care idf monnday's blue

>>938961547
Noone to keep me company today except Earth. I almost didn't notice.

>>938961471
What a week, I need a drink.
>>938961428
It's probably gas station boner pills.

>>938961899
I would be more impressed she found a gas station that sells that sort of shit than mad.

>>938961932
American culture.
Someone tested them and apparently they have a bunch of shit that shouldn't go together lol.

>>938961899
theres cold water in the fridg

>>938962318
Pretty sure that goes for anything you buy at a gas station.

>>938962354
I'm coughing yellow today.
>>938962366
Maybe yours, our gas stations are always clean, a bit overpriced but they are comfy. Microwaved burgers are ok when you've been on the road for a day.

>>938962567
Dunno, we dont really have that many gas stations that sell shit.
I've been to one in my life.
Its usually like a McDonalds or someshit at best.

>>938961471
Well its Sunday. Are you in love?

>american culture
>literally from india to sell to niggers
>chinese are the holisticfags of time while white cultures are known for pharmacies medicine pushing NOT holistic medicines/snake oil (although snake oil was american ironically)

Good night anon. Remember to love your waifu.

>>938962689
We have tons and they usually compete to have the best service, so it's always good overall, the bathrooms are always clean and some on the longer highways even have showers.

>>938962567
your not supposed to breathe the lemon in
>>938962728
what
>>938962829
goo

>>938963048
>i dont care if mondays blue
The song by The Cure. The song that I forgot the actual lyric to in the moment.

>>938963201
i have literally no idea what your'e talking about

>>938963351

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey, and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love

>>938963351
The thing you said is a lyric in a popular song. This song.
https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=c6lrj4SoCa4uEbmG

>>938963496
i dont know where this came from
what are you referncing
do you smpell burnt toats

>>938963048
You're mocking me.
Treason.

>>938963569
i would never

>>938963537
>>938961471
The words you wrote with your hands Jules.

>>938963808
bro thingks im a baguette lmao

>>938963852
I swear my memory is dieing, or I write without thinking.
You're mocking me aren't you.

Got it. In shame

>>938963975
i would also never