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Anonymous 8/25/2025, 4:57:29 AM No.938921016 >>938921057 >>938921083 >>938923056 >>938924288 >>938924474 >>938924474 >>938924587 >>938924956 >>938928629 >>938928895
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Do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 4:58:31 AM No.938921057
>>938921016 (OP)
Sonic self suck
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 4:59:21 AM No.938921083
>>938921016 (OP)
Sonic self suck
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:03:46 AM No.938921228 >>938921280 >>938921484 >>938921544
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did somebody say throbbing softs?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:05:09 AM No.938921280
>>938921228
His logs are not steamy or creamy
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:10:49 AM No.938921484
>>938921228
What the fuck is this
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:12:24 AM No.938921544 >>938922531
>>938921228
I hope both sides of your pillows are warm and you piss in your sleep EVERY fuckin' night.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:43:06 AM No.938922531
>>938921544
I pissed the bed almost every night and got tossed across the room, beaten and called an animal. I developed insomnia from anxiety about sleeping and lots of health problems from sleep deprivation.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:58:03 AM No.938923056 >>938923075 >>938924265
>>938921016 (OP)
only weirdos wipe their ass standing up
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 5:58:33 AM No.938923075 >>938924477
>>938923056
I am a weirdo BTW I am the post who posted this.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:33:02 AM No.938924265
>>938923056
I am a weirdo, and I actually did make this thread
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:33:38 AM No.938924288
>>938921016 (OP)
Wipe?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:39:10 AM No.938924474 >>938925438
>>938921016 (OP) (OP)
>>938921016 (OP)
I stood up when I was a kid. After puberty blessed me with the fat ass I inherited from my mom, I sit down because it would otherwise be messy.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:39:15 AM No.938924477
>>938923075
post your post to my post with a post please, thank you.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:41:48 AM No.938924587 >>938924676
>>938921016 (OP)
I dont wipe
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:44:01 AM No.938924676
>>938924587
Wiping is for girls and faggots. Real men have dingleberries.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:50:45 AM No.938924956 >>938925438
>>938921016 (OP)
Standing up pushes your butt cheeks together, smearing shit along your asshole
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:03:21 AM No.938925438
>>938924474
>>938924956
They said I couldn't keep getting away with it, and they were wipe.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:08:47 AM No.938925682
I slav squat and use a corncob to wipe
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:38:03 AM No.938926667
What
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 8:32:15 AM No.938928443
Huh?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 8:37:50 AM No.938928629
>>938921016 (OP)
I let my dog lick it clean.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 8:48:19 AM No.938928895
>>938921016 (OP)
Sitting down mostly but sometimes when its really hard to clean i'll stand up so I can get a better angle and really get all of it out.
usually I try and time my daily shit for not long before I shower anyway but its not a guarantee. my body shits when it needs to shit, not something you can just count on but I'm glad that after years of playing MMORPGs I'm able to shit on command. never takes me more than a minute or two.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 9:31:50 AM No.938929835
Sit
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 12:28:04 PM No.938933251 >>938933325
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I simply use the three seashells like a normal functioning member of society
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 12:32:20 PM No.938933325 >>938933568
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>>938933251
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 12:46:26 PM No.938933568
>>938933325
somene had to say it, not sorry
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 3:28:15 PM No.938937308
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I waz here