Thread 938931783

you're at the hardware store, turn down the aisle, and see this. what do you do?

>>938931783 (OP)
This actually happened to me when i was working at the Homedepot. I had to ask her to please put her dick away and leave the store. I'm not gonna lie she had a very nice body and even nicer cock but i was working and my ASM was with me. So i could not ask for a taste, otherwise fuck i would have sucked the shit out of her dick.. She was video taping a porn by her self before anyone asks..

>>938931783 (OP)
I admit, I’d probably want to look that over. For science.

>>938931783 (OP)
Propose, I guess

>>938931783 (OP)
>present anus for violation

>>938931783 (OP)
I tell that asshat to put his clothes back on and to stop being inconsiderate like that.

>>938932480
Why is that at least bi if not outright gay guy in your picture claiming to be straight?

>>938932661
Because if you want to actually pull and fuck trans girls you have to larp that they’re real women and that you’re straight.
If you even hint at liking a trans girl BECAUSE they are trans they’ll cut you off for being a chaser. It’s so dumb, but it’s a necessary larp if you want to fuck trans girls

>>938932725
>It’s so dumb, but it’s a necessary larp if you want to fuck trans girls
Why do you want to fuck trans girls though? They sound like high maintenance real girls, but with none of their positive sides and on top of that they aren't hot men either, they're just this unsexy neither goose nor gander in my view.

>>938932810
Because I like fucking trannies. Don’t know what to tell ya.
Yes I consider myself bisexual, no I don’t think think trans women are real women, but I pretend I do to have sex with them.

>>938932862
>Because I like fucking trannies. Don’t know what to tell ya.
You could try to explain their appeal to you.
I'm also bisexual, but trans men and women leave me flaccid for some reason.

Immediately fall to my knees and GOCK GOCK GOCK GOCK until I get to drink her nut. Then I’d leave home depot and never go back again

>>938932906
>Then I’d leave home depot and never go back again
Well yeah, you'd likely get a lifetime ban and a trip to jail for doing that too.

>>938932894
Because they’re like pretty girls, but with dicks. And I like pretty girls and dicks, put both together and it’s a very good time. Ones that look like picrel are like unicorns I admit, but I’ve had some pretty sexy ones in my time.

>>938932983
>Because they’re like pretty girls, but with dicks.
Fair I guess, my brain reacts to that image similarly to gif related, even though I know logically that they aren't inherently evil and even having a couple of them as friends.

>>938932894
Plus I kinda like when you can see the boy underneath. I love skinny nerdy boys that become sexy tranny girls, hot as fuck to me.
Picrel is a very attainable level of Troon available on most dating apps around universities. Very fertile grounds for hunting dickgirls

>>938933057
Demon though? Is it a lack of physical attraction or the thought of trans women? Your bi right? Its not like the dick would turn you off, im not trolling it’s just a really different perspective to mine.

>>938933063
Forgot pic
CDBell, soooo lovely

>>938933105
>Demon though? Is it a lack of physical attraction or the thought of trans women?
More like a "that doesn't happen naturally and that makes it scary" kind of thing.
It's like seeing a dog give birth to kittens.
>Your bi right? Its not like the dick would turn you off, im not trolling it’s just a really different perspective to mine.
Yeah I'm bi and dick does not turn me off, not unless it is on someone trying to look female that is, then it's just wrong somehow, just like a vagina on someone that looks like a dude is somehow wrong to me. I dunno how to explain myself better.

>>938933163
Nah I get it, I get the same feeling with FTM. A manly looking person with a pussy is not attractive at all to me, that’s the clarity I needed I understand where you’re coming from.

>>938933088
Ridiculously cute

>>938931783 (OP)
drop my pants and bend over. That or get on my knees.

>>938931783 (OP)
Fall in love

I would let all of them run a train on me

>>938931783 (OP)
Utilize nearby plyers to remedy the unwanted growth.

Pulling out my cock and saying "on guard bitch"

>>938931783 (OP)
I thought the hormone treatment was supposed to make trannies dongs shrink.

>>938931783 (OP)
Probably ask her out cause thats my type in women

>>938932480
Living the dream

I like girls. Even if they have a big juicy cock. (especially)

Why is it that being interested in a woman with a dick makes you a chaser, but being interested in a woman with a vagina doesn't make you a cis chaser?

Throw hammers at it until its dead

>>938938273
they want you to like her for her "personality" probably

>>938938273
It's another victim card they can play

>>938931783 (OP)
Trans girls are so perfect the way their little cock and balls just dangle there all cute and shit is just to much to bare.

>>938943555
Why would you want one with a little cock? Do you also go to Six Flags and only ride the kiddie rides?

>>938938739
what's the point of living if you don't have a hot trans girl who will bunny hop towards you and force-feed you her big fat juicy girlcock meat?

>>938943729
I like how they feel and I'm a tight ass.

>>938946505
There's some advantages to small cocks. They're better for a quick fuck. It takes less time to get stretched enough and whatnot. They don't go so deep so less chance of an accident. And most of the pleasure is within the first 3 inches and that's where all their friction will be.

That being said a big cock hits something all the way deep inside that for me is so fucking euphoric.

>>938938273
I hate the negative context of the chaser label. They should praise chasers..

whenever I see a hot trans girl I immediately want to suck her feminine penis. I'm 100% straight, only ever been with cis women and trans women, no attraction whatsoever to men, I love femininity, it turns me on. I want to suck girl cock. does anyone else relate? seriously who would see pic and not want to play with her?

>>938932480
>with women I’ll be a little intimidated
A then this fag claiming to be straight LMAO.

>>938947175
I hate girls without a cock. Pussy is dumb and ugly and smelly and std ridden. You can't suck a pussy either and you never should. But sucking a girl cock feels absolutely amazing. Girls have the best cocks.

>>938947175
Yeah I could’ve written this. Never had an attraction to masculinity. Trans girls feel like girls to me. Most do anyway we’ve all seen the ghouls.

>>938943729
A lot of them become trannies because they have such small useless little dicks

>>938934743
fug shes so pretty it makes get u rigth in those feels

>>938951009
Facts. All these big dick ones are on the less common side because testosterone is needed to get a boner

>>938933169
Who dis?

>>938932725
That's only in the west though. In Asia they will correct you if you refer to them as girls and THEY seek out chasers

>>938938173
Who's this one seems cute

guessing the guys in this thread really aren't going to like my neopussy

>>938952076
Lucia Maya I think

>>938931783 (OP)
Kick myself for not bringing any lube to the hardware store.

>>938954913
The way it should be, I’d have fucked so many trannies by now if it were like that here.

>>938957686
What the fuck is a neopussy?

>>938957686
Nope. Not into fucking open wounds. You should have not mutilated yourself and just get fucked in your bussy the way God intended

>>938960146
when a trans girl has a pussy created
>>938960934
it's not an open wound..

>>938962029
It's definitely an open wound

Get on my knees and suck it!!

>>938931783 (OP)
Why do so many trans have such big dick?

>>938964432
theyre men

>>938962029
>it's not an open wound.

It is literally an open wound. That's why you have to dilate; to keep the wound from healing itself shut.

>>938967569
i don't dilate and haven't for years since it healed

>>938931783 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>938931783 (OP)
NO!!! I'M LOOKING FOR A TAP AND DIE AND SOME WD-40!!!

>>938931783 (OP)
Wood suck.

>>938932983
Shame about the scarring. She should have a penis as cute as she is.

>>938932983
name