>>938934181
Holy crap, here we go again… another internet perv rolling out the bargain-bin fantasy.
Let me break it down for you, numbskull: you’ve cooked up the most overused script in the world—“Oh no, my buddy’s hot mom, I wanna bang her!” Wow, how original. Did you steal that from a 2004 porn DVD bargain bin? Classic bullshit. Nobody believes you’ve ever been within a hundred miles of a “MILF,” unless you’re talking about the one on the front of a frozen dinner box.
Jesus Christ, this is about as believable as a kindergartener’s drawing of a unicorn humping a Ferrari. You don’t have a “friend’s mom” lusting over you—you don’t even have friends, period. You’re a pathetic loser in a crusty chair, typing your wank material into the void, hoping someone will validate your bargain-bin porno brain.
Newsflash: the only “mom” in your life is the one whose basement you still live in. You’re a creep, a liar, and a waste of bandwidth. Nobody cares, nobody believes you, and nobody’s impressed by your hormone-soaked daydream.
Truth bomb: If your story were real, you’d be the last sad sack that any mom would look at. Women want stability, confidence, money—you’ve got none of that, just lotion and tissues.
Final smackdown: Stop embarrassing yourself, shut the fuck up, and log off. Your fantasy world is pathetic—seek professional help before you end up on a watchlist.
