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Anonymous No.938946277 [Report] >>938946551 >>938946642 >>938947048 >>938947208 >>938947561 >>938948211 >>938948355 >>938949341 >>938949432 >>938953460
When will we evolve as a species and not let lust, greed and jealousy rule our lives?

>Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.938946551 [Report] >>938946715 >>938946786 >>938947201 >>938947402
>>938946277 (OP)
shutup fake woke fag ugh i hate you people
Anonymous No.938946642 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
in only the past 50 years alone.... The human race has driven a mind-boggling SEVENTY PERCENT OF LIFE ON EARTH INTO EXTINCTION

S E V E N T Y . . . P E R C E N T . . .

in only 50 years

The human race is the only species that destroyed everything around us while in the process of intentionally destroying ourselves

Andy as more and more people are being born the human race becomes more stupid with each passing day

If anybody's expecting the human race
to suddenly rise to the occasion, they haven't been paying attention
Anonymous No.938946715 [Report]
>>938946551

If ANYBODY cared what you hate or what you like, they'd be sitting next to you in your mother's spare bedroom right now

But as all four billion women on planet Earth have obviously concurred:
YOU'RE NOT WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING

I'm going to take their word for it
Anonymous No.938946786 [Report]
>>938946551

SPEAKING OF WOKE:

when's the last time you woke up next to a naked woman?

..................................... exactly

You seemed to think your opinion somehow "mattered" to other people

I'm glad I was able to cure you of this delusional disorder
Anonymous No.938947048 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)

HERES THE GOOD NEWS:

since the dawn of Man itself, the human race has been the stupidest most self-destructive idiotic self-righteous pompous disgusting disease spreading abomination to ever appear on the face of our planet

It's been like that for hundreds of thousands of years before you were born

And it's only going to continue getting worse
And you cannot change the world

BUT THAT'S OKAY
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IS YOUR WORLD

JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOUR WORLD
IS A BETTER PLACE

focus on doing the right thing, simply so you respect the reflection of the man looking back at you in the mirror
Anonymous No.938947201 [Report]
>>938946551

by the way I couldn't help but notice you don't have a job

today is obviously a WORK DAY
And you obviously don't have a job

But it costs money to live ...
housing cost money and electricity costs money and food cost money and yes... Even the internet Wi-Fi you're freeloading on costs money...

BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONE PAYING FOR IT

apparently, as you type each word, You are right now currently actively exploiting somebody financially

gee whiz I wonder if it's your mother

HOW DECIDEDLY PATRIOTIC OF YOU

YOU'RE THE WELFARE PATRIOT

THE LAZY UNEMPLOYED EXCUSE MAKING WELFARE PATRIOT WHO FINANCIALLY EXPLOITS WOMEN WHILE HE MASTURBATES IN HER SPARE BEDROOM DOWN THE HALL

You sound pretty woke to me
You lazy liberal parasite bum
YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PARASITE
Anonymous No.938947208 [Report] >>938947679 >>938947771
>>938946277 (OP)
It depends. If we’re talking about women, never. All they think about is their next hook-up.
Anonymous No.938947402 [Report]
>>938946551

Have you ever found with a pen and paper and itemized exactly how much money you are scamming your mother out of every month from her spare bedroom?

dividing your use of electricity internet and food and determining exactly how much money she's flushing down a toilet to keep your lazy worthless liberal excuse making effeminate masturbating sissy ass alive...

I think you'd be surprised how much it's costing her

You are a true patriot, sir!!
Just like all of the Trump supporters
YOU ARE COMPLETE WORTHLESS WHITE TRASH WELFARE GARBAGE

uneducated unemployed lazy excuse making white trash who convince themselves of their superiority while they continue expecting free handouts

as if you somehow deserve it

as if you've ever earned a goddamn thing

as if you're even capable of earning respect by simply being honest about your lazy ass occasionally

instead you like to pretend as if you are a voice of authority who looks down his nose at others

YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO END UP BEING A HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE YOU'VE CREATED A DESTINY THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE WOMEN

So of course if you're ever going to lose your virginity it's going to be with a man

see how easy I made this for you?
You spent years trying to prevent people from giving you this information

And I just gave it all to you in only 5 minutes

an entire lifetime's worth of introspection.. also known as having your ass handed to you
Anonymous No.938947561 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
after HL3
Anonymous No.938947679 [Report]
>>938947208

thank you for demonstrating the pathetic excuses you use to justify the fact that you are too afraid to introduce yourself to a woman

You're not fooling anybody

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE WITH ANY WOMEN AT ALL

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A GENERIC PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP WITH A WOMAN

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN BECAUSE WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

so you PRETEND it was your choice

you PRETEND to be a wise life sage, an experienced authority on the topic, who after his vast amount of real life experience finally came to the conclusion that women weren't good enough for him

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING ASS CLOWN BITCH SISSY BOY

WOMEN HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU

WHEN THEY WERE GIRLS THEY LAUGHED BEHIND YOUR BACK

AND NOW AS ADULTS THEY LAUGH DIRECTLY IN YOUR FUCKING FACE

YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE

IT WAS 4 BILLION WOMEN'S CHOICES

AND OBVIOUSLY
ALL FOUR BILLION WOMEN ON PLANET EARTH AGREE WITH EACH OTHER:
GET LOST YOU CREEPY FUCKING LOSER
Anonymous No.938947771 [Report]
>>938947208

there's a reason why you never think about your next hookup

BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HAD YOUR FIRST HOOK UP

You're a masturbating scared little boy

nobody perceives you as a scrutinizing discriminating judgmental expert

everybody realizes you're just a masturbating little coward who's terrified of women

So of course instead of admitting you're a fucking coward..

of course it's much easier for you to continue pretending

But even just at its face value alone, If for no other reason than just simply the face value of the specific words you chose to type;

You literally just typed a confession of homosexuality

So in case you thought nobody realized what's going on in your head

IT APPEARS YOUR SECRET IS OUT IN THE OPEN NOW
Anonymous No.938947907 [Report]
make a blog mad faggot
Anonymous No.938948211 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
>Either we end ourselves as a species
OR
>we suddenly do get better.

I am afraid we won't life long enough to see the second option happening so there is no "when" for us..
Anonymous No.938948321 [Report]
Lust is good. Greed too in small amounts.
Anonymous No.938948355 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
mittens is the type to smash his head on a wall before he fights
Anonymous No.938948369 [Report] >>938949401 >>938949695
Whether it’s the ‘secrets’ thread or this thread or what have you, they all get spammed to death. Sad! Dead site is dead.
Anonymous No.938949341 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
And although this might seem a little bit off topic... It's still worth mentioning
>when will we evolve
The sooner you eliminate the word EVOLUTION from your vocabulary, the quicker you'll be able to stop putting your foot in your mouth....
because there's no such thing as evolution
That's just a misnomer, a collective misunderstanding by most humans...
nope... Life doesn't evolve
Not at all
LIFE MUTATES....
The process people refer to as evolution is actually the process of MUTATION
Life adapts to its environment by MUTATING ITSELF...

GENES DON'T EVOLVE TO CREATE VESTIGIAL TAILS ON FORMER SEA LIFE
THEY MUTATE....
And no matter how many eons you wait, You will never see anything evolve, especially not the human race
we are mutating exponentially
But if you're expecting evolution
I'm afraid the only thing you'll get from humans is the exact opposite:
DE-EVOLUTION
Anonymous No.938949401 [Report]
>>938948369

hey, bozo

FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH

GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COMPLAINTS

GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES
IF YOU WANT MY RESPECT
GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES

It's not like you've ever had a girlfriend
SO GET BACK DOWN ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KNEES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH
Anonymous No.938949432 [Report]
>>938946277 (OP)
DE-EVOLUTION™

which, by the way, is the actual meaning behind the name of the band DEVO
It's a tongue and cheek term they coined, ridiculing the human race for being so goddamn stupid

I'm friends with Mark Mothersbaugh, by the way
In this song JOCKO HOMO, My friend Mark explains his perspective on humanity:

They tell us that We Lost Our Tails
Evolving Up From little snails
I say it's all Just wind and sails
Are We Not Men? We Are DEVO

We're pinheads now We are not whole
We're pinheads all Jocko Homo
Are We Not Men? We Are DEVO

Monkey men all In business suitd
Teachers and critics All dance the poot
Are We Not Men? We Are DEVO

I've got a rhyme that comes with a riddle
OHIO
What's round on the ends, high in the middle?
OHIO

God made man
But he used a monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape I can talk like an ape I can do what monkeys do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue

Are We Not Men?
We Are DEVO
Are We Not Men?
We Are DEVO
(and the break in this song SO FUCKING BADASS)

https://youtu.be/I3bF0N081TE?si=t-gl-jLzxt_ra-1-

seriously.. check out the break in this song

It's so fucking badass it's really hard to explain
Anonymous No.938949695 [Report]
>>938948369

You remember the good old days, dont you?

The Good Old Days of 4chan
back when things were normal

well guess what?
I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THE HUMAN RACE BEFORE ALL OF YOU YOUNG GUYS HAD BECOME ASEXUAL CLOSET FAGGOT WEIRDOS

I remember the good old days before video games turned all of you little boys into effeminate soft weak scared timid effeminate homosexual adult males

I remember the good old days when men your age had jobs and girlfriends and goals

I remember the good old days when men your age knew how to fight... they had experience with their fists and they could defend themselves

I remember the good old days when the human race still stood a chance at survival because men your age were heterosexuals, whose only primary thoughts continually revolved around fucking as many cute girls as possible

PERSPECTIVE:
The good old days you remember all occurred long after the devolution of the human race and you were never part of the masculine young adult males who enjoyed fucking and fighting and taking wild risks

Your fondest memories all occurred while sitting in your stupid little effeminate gaming chair ing at that lonely little computer

So like I said...
I'll unzip my pants and you drop down to your knees and shut the fuck up you little tapeworm

If I feel your teeth scraping on my dick I'll tell your mother change the Wi-Fi password and turn, you're really fucked
Anonymous No.938953460 [Report] >>938955652 >>938959128
>>938946277 (OP)
No out evolution has already shifted from natural selection to sexual selection. Our species is doomed
Anonymous No.938955652 [Report]
>>938953460
We don't need to evolve, we just need to change our standards
Anonymous No.938959128 [Report] >>938962120
>>938953460
No, we're not going to evolve out of these things.
Anonymous No.938962120 [Report]
>>938959128
people are just doing their best to survive.