Thread 938954168

what is your weirdest fetish?

loli x insect seedbed body tf

Shemale scat.

>>938954168 (OP)
Sexualized game design

I'm vanilla as fuck. Lesbian ass eating and queening.

>>938954168 (OP)
Gay scat.

Seriously. Really ashamed of it and wish I didn’t have it but here we are.

>>938954459
I used to like that until I got shat on, now I love it even more

I want a woman (preferably mistress t) to enslave me castrate me and keep my balls in a jar as decoration

Mackenzie Foy's hair

>>938957768
So… you’re just a regular gay guy?

Necrophilia.

I straight up keep looking for murdered bodies on the Internet to catch some poon and tit on display. I barely need that.

I want a chick version of Goonicide, I don't like watching this random dude get butchered while yanking it, I want a chick to schlick it while getting butchered. Or better yet getting fucked.

It's really slim pickings out here /b/ros.

>>938958815
I wish. Gay guys actually wash their assholes.

That’s what I like about “straight” guys I occasionally hook up with. Always some flavor with a rimjob.

>>938954168 (OP)
2D hit female fit muscle biceps sweat flexing

>>938954168 (OP)
What is this called?

>>938959420
Dis fucking gusting
>>938958815
Its called clysma/douching. Youre urologist does it two if he has to go deep. Ive had it once but all fags must do it. Otherwise the shit goes everywhere. Ceilings, door, walls, blankets

>>938954168 (OP)
Candualism and exhibitionism

>>938954168 (OP)
I don't get off on it, but I love to rub my fingers between my clean, two smallest toes and clear away any dead, dry skin. I like the residual smell it leaves on my fingers. I find it very calming.

>>938959559
>Dis fucking gusting

Hey, you’re the one with shit smeared between your ass cheeks most of the time.

>>938959473
gay

>>938959914
Im a Western guy with some Asian/Arabic hygienics so no

>>938959916
Is it?

>>938960046
Oh wow, what’s not to love?

>>938960186
Im not the faggit here bro

>>938954168 (OP)
masturbating while parked next to or directly facing a tight young slut. especially if they seem to notice me.

>>938960427
Surely that little gadget is constantly in the line of fire? If that was in my toilet it’ll constantly be coated in piss and my explosive hangover shits.

>>938960485
I enjoy masturbating next to other guys at the porn theater

>>938954168 (OP)
Women's forearm hair.

>>938960568
No you fold it in and out however toiletpaperboys are dirty asf

>>938960568
Yeah, if you where my roommate id let my hetrosexual ass get licked after every dump fag

>>938960602
This

>>938960858
Wait, wut?

>>938960894
Clean my ass with fag, now

>>938954168 (OP)
Being a kid again and being mommy-dommed by a 20-something year old woman.
I got to just taste it one time, and it just left me wanting it really badly. Almost pulled the trigger when I was 13-14, but got bad vibes and pussied out.

>>938960894
I forgot my bidet and not smearing it with paper

>>938954168 (OP)
when she squirts i wanna get as much as possible of that onto me + licking it of her thighs makes me go wild
also burying my face in her ass and eating ass for hours. but it has to be a cute, tight ass. not a fan of big butts

>>938954168 (OP)
slapping girls in the face really hard until they cry

>>938960858
Actually made my dick stir. Just letting you know.

>>938954168 (OP)
When I see my son-in-law touching my daughter. Only innocent things, but it makes my mind race.

>>938961028
ah and drinking champagne/prosecco of her ass
face down, ass up and pouring it slowly at the top of her asscrack with my moulth at her asshole slurping it

ex gf once brought up the idea of pouring some prosecco into her ass (getting it inside wasn't as easy i thought but we managed)
on first she poured herself a glass and drank it happily, afterwards i drank it straight from her asshole. it was amazing.

>>938961185
my ex was into cnc
at that time i did not even know that there's a name for that. it was hot but a small part of me was always confused or hesitant

>>938954168 (OP)
Sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>938961565
Whoa whoa whoa there we don't do that here

>>938961359
How'd you get the prosecco into her ass? Funnel arrangement? Stick the bottle straight up her ass? Or did she goatse while you did the honors?

>>938963090
we had to fill it into a squeezeable bottle because it wouldn't have gone into her just by inserting it and holding it up

she also once came up with the idea of boofing out of nowhere, as I tried to do it, i realized after a few tries that i had to get a second straw and put both up her ass. you need the second one to let air move out as you're blowing it into her. I guess this could have also worked on the prosecco not flowing on its own into her haha