Thread 938955640

A man with a lot of money offers you $100 for every lick you give his testicles. - Would you accept? And how much money do you think you'll make?

>>938955640 (OP)
as a submssive bi, i would quickly have enought for my savings account

>>938955640 (OP)
How clean are they? How hairy?

>>938955640 (OP)
Does it have to be in a single sitting or can I come back for more? Is there a third party counting or do I have to keep track myself?

>>938955640 (OP)
girls would be billionaires

>>938955640 (OP)
I’m ruining the economy

>>938955640 (OP)
I'd sit there for long enough that I'd end up with his entire fortune, then I'd make him the same offer but $10 per lick.

>>938955640 (OP)
Realistically you could do maybe two licks per second, which nets you $720,000 in an hour. You'd get tired after a while and slow down, so let's say $650,000 in 60 minutes. Very doable.

>>938955640 (OP)
Imma do it 4 free ;)

>>938955640 (OP)
Is there any limit? I'd rack up millions if not.

>>938955640 (OP)
Maybe a tranny's testicles cause it's not gay

>>938955640 (OP)
imagine if someone blew raspberries on your balls

>>938955640 (OP)
hot would probably do it for 100 every 10 mins

>>938955640 (OP)
Umm, there needs to be criteria of what constitutes a lick. I mean if I was down and out, I'll flick my tongue so fast I'd be generating $500 a second son. I give no fucks, I'm hitting 6 figures under an hour for sure. lol

As a straight man, all I can say is he better have a shitload of 100's because I'm earning them all.