Thread 938956038

>be me
>celebrity dies
>timeline instantly flooded with sainthood posts
>everyone crying like he was their dad
>all the messy stuff from their past
>deleted.exe
>someone brings up they were a terrible person
>"don't speak ill of the dead"
if someone lived like trash why should death give them a free PR cleanse?

>>938956038 (OP)
People are autistic about their heroes. Think of it like anime waifus but for normies

>>938956038 (OP)
>2025
>People still believe the gold digging hoe was raped by the most famous basketball player in the world at the time who could choose from dozens of eager pussies every night

RIP

>>938956369
now change that to business man or director

>>938956455
Your hypothetical isn't relevant let's stick to reality.

Michael Jackson comes to mind.

>>938956681
>hypothetical

>>938956172
DON'T SAY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON THAT AUTIST

>>938957089
Yes because that's Kobe the NBA player you got me

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>>938957131
>>938956172
>>938956038 (OP)
>Those other people are autists
4chan.gif

>>938956369
This lol. Its funny because they're incels who have never got an ounce of attention from women but they also simultaneously shit on women as stupid whores.

It's a whirlwind of autism.

>>938961705
I like to think I'm pretty self aware.

>>938962078
ugh, this picture is typical normie slop. Nippon women-samas actually really appreciate when handsome gaijins show love and respect for Japan. As for the mass, any true Japan expert would know that "fat" men are very well respected in japan. It is either a sign of wealth and prosperity, or proof of your commitment to the most honorable Sumo. Add on to the fact that Japanese onee-sans all want a tall handsome foreigner boyfriend and yeah...
Sooooo yeah, heh, sorry to tell you but it would actually be the other way around. I'll prove it on my trip next year, I'll have a dozen kimono wearing cutie-chans are literally chasing me down while I'm flustered yelling "wHaT iS hApPeNiNg!?!?!?". It will be quite the sight indeed.

>>938962396
mochiron sugee senpai

>>938956423
Cobra was a better person than most people think. Yeah he was a lolcow and easily made fun of for all of his poor life choices, which probably killed him, but he was still a decent human.

>>938956038 (OP)
Remember that time Colby O'Brian buttraped the girl from hotel room service? That was so cool.