Thread 938964336

The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

From within the confessional, you hear a query:
What are the five many classifications of line items in accounting?
And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=c6lrj4SoCa4uEbmG
>kneesocks claimed

its YEA

>>938964388
Oh come on, do you need a hint?

>>938964613
no i need you to use the right word

ilmw

>>938964729
I like writing yay, and I refuse to change it.

After struggling with buying crypto for half a fucking hour I finally got my pass back..

a sad day for everyone

>>938964857
have tyou considered being right meow ofren though

>>938965012
Thank you for your contribution gaijin may you be blessed with lewds of waifus for a year

>>938965228
What does codeine do?

>>938965228
No I have not. Seems like too much work.

>>938965494
Supports Dean with his duties.

>>938965494
in the way you're probably asking, a cough suppressant
just get menthol drops sis
>>938965567
thatsh onestly prety fair

>>938965567
Who is dean
>>938965687
No worries I have syrup with that.
Hi Jill.

>>938965687
Being wrong all the time is very easy.

>>938965784
Dean nuts.

>>938965784
take it eazy
hi spomod
>>938965862
no tits not

>>938965879
Your right, I'm wrong...see, that easy.

>>938965379
I bought the 3 year pass so I want 3 years of waifus

>>938965862
Who?
>>938965879
Yeah I want to feel better to do stuff.
I have to kill some roosters.

>>938966135
did you take your pills today?

>>938966070
Dangerously close to pony shit here imo

>>938966070
zamn you got rme
>>938966135
imagine?
imagine

>>938966145
Just some syrup.
>>938966180
Imagine what?

>>938966105
awwr you have the vr.i.p. passu
very werr din you may picku any spechur lady you wantu and mirrion kawaii ladies
maybre some lay tee boy too you can take homu this one rightu here>>938966135

>>938966280
good

>>938966606
I will breathe on you.

>>938966698
I need to know what kind of syrup you are chugging

>>938966754
What for? I only take sips.

to bed or to not bed.

shit thread

>>938967028
what are the active ingredients?
>>938967035
dubs for bed

>>938967482
Damn, few more chapters then I guess.

>>938967482
Codeine.
>>938967035
Bedman?

>>938967880
Nah I dont have him.
I've been on that Lucy grind but I'm starting to lose faith in this characters abilities.
She's super sick but she just, isn't good.

sorry went out for craft supplies
>>938966280
being

>>938967611
I meant you roll dubs
>>938967880
is it flu season on your county?

>>938968073
damn, well I can't stop reading now.

>>938968210
read on you earned it

>>938967964
Maybe you aren't good on her.
>>938968073
Idk, about to be spring.
>>938968054
I can't not'nt

>>938968528
No like, her normals are super slow, have massive hitboxes and are whiff punishable even with the worst reactions a human can have.
Her far slash whiffs on crouch and most low attacks so you can't really even zone.
Her damage without meter is the lowest in the game, without meter she can hardly do 180 and to do 180 you basically have to be in the corner and wallbreak.
Her win condition is her super and to use her super successfully too many conditions have to be checked and everything has to go right.
She feeds the opponent meter and burst like crazy.
Her blockstrings are not that great.
Out of all the characters I've played her air to air options are the worst, really high startup and are pretty much only usable as air to air, her j.D is useless and super unsafe, j.H is super slow, hitting j.K leaves you punishable on landing.
She works really hard and gets nothing for it.

>>938968528
and hydrate

>>938966435
I don't want the wifi router girl.. I want Marin.

>>938971330
it was a joke. i actually don't see much marin in my searches i like besides the hentai edit. fucking niggers swamped her r34 with ai so i don't actually actively search. most time im unbothered by it but its bad

Reminder that none of this shit matters and all the posters here are artificial bots pretending to be real posters.

DEAD THREAD DEAD SITE DEAD THREAD DEAD SITE DEAD THREAD DEAD SITE

>>938974570
Beautiful

gooning myself into a coma

>>938973653
Nah just failed normies using a dead community as cover to be gay with eachother. When it became a chatroom outside of character discussion both ironically and unironically it ended and there's a really bad no fun posting group pretending it runs it when they don't they just scared off posters from fun posting because they made it serious
it's the worst of all the waifu threads

quick way i figure if someone is worth talking to is if they have merchandise or bought gacha shit
if they haven't paid for something they're just chatting for attention.

Obligatory post, yes it's me.
Post waifu ass and/or tits.

>>938978049
i just watched a 15min video emptied my balls 6min in

another nut drain

.

goon

Teach kids to be all they can be
And we could sing My Country
Tis of Thee
Sweet land of liberty

>>938972137
Well I don't look at her nsfw stuff anyways. I never lewded marin once. She gets kisses and cuddles from me.

>>938992070
yeah its gaming time

im going to try last the whole 15

I've gotta find myself a fuck buddy.

>>939005627
That was awesome.

I love my wife.

>>939005847
This

>>939005847
If Yuki were to try and teach you something she likes to do so you two could spend time together, what do you think it would be?
Some hobby of sorts

>>939006869
Well, I (un)fortunately already do all of her primary hobbies: reading and programming, which are fairly solitary activities. Altough, she frequently shows an interest in the occult throughout the show so maybe she can teach me some spells or we can engage in rituals that require multiple people. Given the power she holds, I feel fairly certain the occult knowledge she has would be "true" or at least intreasting/fun.

Since you ask the question, I assume you have thought the same for SOPMOD(What is her nickname btw?). What skills/hobbies does she have that you two could share?

>>939007702
She sure is rocking that witch hat, that's facts.
Does it sound weird if I say processing meat seems awfully relaxing? Though for me it's more related to the aspect of cooking and the materials I can get for hand crafts, rather than putting down animals, something I'm confident Sop would be sure to enjoy, she loves tearing apart Sangvis Ferri. To collect pieces or simply just to rip them to pieces.

I hate having a job..

If satan was Makima, I'd sell my soul easily

>>939009825
I'm hotter

>>939009844
No ass and you're gay

>>939009882
Gayest of em all.. tho sop might be gayer.

>>939009909
And you're not lucifer

>>939009949
Yeah.. I'm not really evil.. I just sometimes get wasted and hiss at random moving things.

>>939010002
How slothful, not sinful enough.

https://youtu.be/wy0l2r0IxkI?si=8BtbKGB8UgKlnrTp

>>939010054
I also killed you.. that's a sin.

>>939010087
I cannot be killed.

>>939010147
Dad you literally bled out on the battlefield all alone with regret..

Holy freedom, Helldivers is good.

Bamp

Wife.

>>939011233
Give me some Jack, no rocks.

This Lucy character is so fucking ass lmao.

>>939014744
Who?

>>939014854
Lucy, you know, the new strive character from Cyberpunk.

>>939014925
Oh that lucy. Meh.