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Anonymous No.938966636 >>938969233 >>938970306 >>938972389
choose your celeb/model/actress, what would you do to her if she was your gf? I'll start.
if lily was my gf, I'd
>remove that tattoo on her foot immediately.
>have her abandon that dog at a dog shelter.
>remove her breast implants, bring back her tiny tits, flat chest.
>cum inside her asshole and passionately tongue kiss her every night.
and if she doesn't like it? pimp slap the hoe! with the back of my hand! (bad joke) (j/k)
Anonymous No.938967154
if cara was my gf, I'd
>remove that elephant tattoo immediately.
>keep the pandora one.
>have her let me on any girls that she's making out with.
>cum inside her asshole and tongue kiss her every night,
>have her eat zero carbs, salads only, go rexic for the squad,
>impregnate her, have spawn blue eyed blonde aryan masterrace white children.
and if she doesn't like it? pimp slap the hoe! with the back of my hand! (bad joke) (j/k)
Anonymous No.938969233
>>938966636 (OP)
it seems that she does want children. so I would not force her. but I would tell her that I love her and I want to impregnate her.
Anonymous No.938969304
typing mistake: it seems that she does not want children.
Anonymous No.938970212
rape
Anonymous No.938970306
>>938966636 (OP)

I prefer attractive woman who aren't famous.
Anonymous No.938970489
If Sabrina were my gf, I'd
>cum inside her every time
>have her wear her body suits and concert outfits when we're about to fuck
>have us try any Juno position she showed off that previous concert
>have her send me pictures of her beautiful ass anytime we're apart
Anonymous No.938971050 >>938971971 >>938972013
If Dakota were my gf, I'd
>Go to sleep with her every night
>Wake up with her every morning
>Have her squat over my face and give me her first dump of the day right in her mouth
>Watch me as I furiously masturbate and eat her shit
>Ask for applause when I finish
What she does with the rest of her day, I don't really care
Anonymous No.938971971
>>938971050
>Have her squat over my face and give me her first dump of the day right in her mouth.
gross, dude!
Anonymous No.938972013
>>938971050
I want to tongue lily's asshole, after its been thorougly cleaned with water, enema, etc. no poop.
Anonymous No.938972389
>>938966636 (OP)
If taytay was my gf I'd pay for a pack of niggers to break into her house and violently rape her all night to the point she becomes a vegetable for the rest of her life and have it all livestreamed for all the tayfags to watch
Anonymous No.938973409
if tay was my gf, I'd
>cum inside her asshole and tongue kiss her every night,
>impregnate her, have her spawn blue eyed blonde aryan masterrace white children.
Anonymous No.938974939
if lily was my gf, I'd give her lots of long massages and kisses and cuddles etc