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Anonymous No.938966636 [Report] >>938969233 >>938970306 >>938972389
choose your celeb/model/actress, what would you do to her if she was your gf? I'll start.
if lily was my gf, I'd
>remove that tattoo on her foot immediately.
>have her abandon that dog at a dog shelter.
>remove her breast implants, bring back her tiny tits, flat chest.
>cum inside her asshole and passionately tongue kiss her every night.
and if she doesn't like it? pimp slap the hoe! with the back of my hand! (bad joke) (j/k)
Anonymous No.938967154 [Report]
if cara was my gf, I'd
>remove that elephant tattoo immediately.
>keep the pandora one.
>have her let me on any girls that she's making out with.
>cum inside her asshole and tongue kiss her every night,
>have her eat zero carbs, salads only, go rexic for the squad,
>impregnate her, have spawn blue eyed blonde aryan masterrace white children.
and if she doesn't like it? pimp slap the hoe! with the back of my hand! (bad joke) (j/k)
Anonymous No.938969233 [Report]
>>938966636 (OP)
it seems that she does want children. so I would not force her. but I would tell her that I love her and I want to impregnate her.
Anonymous No.938969304 [Report]
typing mistake: it seems that she does not want children.
Anonymous No.938970212 [Report]
rape
Anonymous No.938970306 [Report]
>>938966636 (OP)

I prefer attractive woman who aren't famous.
Anonymous No.938970489 [Report]
If Sabrina were my gf, I'd
>cum inside her every time
>have her wear her body suits and concert outfits when we're about to fuck
>have us try any Juno position she showed off that previous concert
>have her send me pictures of her beautiful ass anytime we're apart
Anonymous No.938971050 [Report] >>938971971 >>938972013
If Dakota were my gf, I'd
>Go to sleep with her every night
>Wake up with her every morning
>Have her squat over my face and give me her first dump of the day right in her mouth
>Watch me as I furiously masturbate and eat her shit
>Ask for applause when I finish
What she does with the rest of her day, I don't really care
Anonymous No.938971971 [Report]
>>938971050
>Have her squat over my face and give me her first dump of the day right in her mouth.
gross, dude!
Anonymous No.938972013 [Report]
>>938971050
I want to tongue lily's asshole, after its been thorougly cleaned with water, enema, etc. no poop.
Anonymous No.938972389 [Report]
>>938966636 (OP)
If taytay was my gf I'd pay for a pack of niggers to break into her house and violently rape her all night to the point she becomes a vegetable for the rest of her life and have it all livestreamed for all the tayfags to watch
Anonymous No.938973409 [Report]
if tay was my gf, I'd
>cum inside her asshole and tongue kiss her every night,
>impregnate her, have her spawn blue eyed blonde aryan masterrace white children.
Anonymous No.938974939 [Report]
if lily was my gf, I'd give her lots of long massages and kisses and cuddles etc