Thread 938983873

Secrets thread! Let's try to be original instead of trying to be sluttier in the third world.

>>938983873 (OP)
I sniff my son's dirty boxers when I jack off.

We work a lot of OT at my job.
Sometimes my boss loses track of who's working so we just write in extra time on our timecards. Hell I've written myself down for whole shifts that I haven't worked and nobody has caught on.

>>938984595
How old is he?

>>938985118
13

I had a nearly sexual relationship with my Mom as a teenager that involved us sleeping naked in the same bed together multiple times and cuddling

>>938985253
Why does it turn you on?

>>938985316
How did that come about? How did it end?

>>938985316
Was it clear if she wanted that to happen?

>>938985344
50% the smell, 50% the taboo, I guess. I work from home, so when he's at school I grab his dirty shorts and jerk off lying in his bed.

>>938985819
Do you wanna fuck him?

>>938985862
no. I want him to fuck me.

My gf is one of the most overposted /b/ sluts of all time. The amount of people who know that her bf lurks and loves how popular she is is about three

>>938985683
It was just a progression over time. We always had a very open relationship growing up and were naked around each other a lot. As a teenager even more so, we would both walk around the house naked after having a shower/getting out of bed. I used to watch her in the shower and after she caught me a few times didn’t have a problem with it.

>>938985809
She was the one who suggested I sleep in her bed with her (with clothes on at first)

>>938983873 (OP)
I have had to move 3 times to avoid getting on a certain list

>>938986120
Where was your dad?

>>938986248
Divorced, it was just her and I in the house. Hence why I think a lot of this stuff happened.

>>938986356
How far did it go with her? Who stopped it?

>>938986536
Furthest it went was some light touching. I touched her ass and boobs and she rubbed her thigh against my cock while we were laying in bed. As I said before, we cuddled naked a few times. The only reason why it stopped is because I moved out

>>938986632
Would you ever want it to continue? Did she ever bring it up after?

>>938986792
She’s mentioned it plenty of times in the years since, she doesn’t think there was anything wrong with it. I’m not sure what would’ve eventually happened if I’d stayed living there for a few more months, I half suspect that the only reason anything happened at all was because it was some weird coping mechanism from her for the fact that I was moving out. She used to ask me for all of the details on what my girlfriend at the time and I’s sex life was like and used to keep a stock of condoms in a cupboard that I noticed she was using far more of than me and called her out for.

>>938986034
Post her then

I got my female friends candy for Valentine’s Day and I dipped all the chocolates in my cum and rewrapped them

>>938984742
fucking hope this one’s real and you get as much as you can. stick to them, fellow wagie

fucking lol’f at the captcha

>>938987216
Nta but I do the same. Management is on a different floor and rarely come here. If I'm done by lunch, I can typically dip out with no one noticing while still being "on the clock" until 5.

Bump

>>938983873 (OP)
I've got a separate discord account to larp as a discord kitten. No real point. Just moderately fun and I like the attention.

>>938989118
Do you use some rando's pics to disguise yourself? A voice changer? Or do they just settle for you typing uwu occasionally?

>>938989238
I've got a cutesy AI pic for a profile pic. I don't voice chat. If they ask I just tell them I'm not allowed to. But, yeah. For the most part it's just uwu and dumb cute shit.

>>938989377
Wow, get any funny reactions out of people? Anyone seem legit cool enough to start talking to with your real account?

>>938989439
Sometimes they get jealous of how much other people in the server talk to me. I mostly try to keep the conversations light and helpful when needed. It amuses me that no one really has an opinion on how a "15 year old" is uncharacteristically worldly. But I just let my larp and character building do that work for me. A few of them have made some unwanted advances, but nothing too severe. But they stay on that account. A lot of them would be pretty fucked up if they knew they were talking to a 32 year old guy.

>>938983873 (OP)
Little over a year ago one day I decided after watching YouTube videos about it to manifest my life into something because I felt I wasn’t gaining anything from the things I was doing.

Since then I’ve consumed dozens of books, improved pretty much anything I can think of, and have become a walking reader. I can instantly enumerate traits of people, body language, chemistry, comfort in conflict, and pretty much everything social. This led me down a rabbit hole and I’ve written an ebook (no one bought it lol) and write a lot about politics and have a rough plan going forward to establish a power platform in America. My fortune unironically changed extremely good

I want to fuck my mom

>>938990515
Have you done anything to try and act on this?

>>938990555
Not really, I sometimes sniff her panties when I visit and I’ve seen her naked a few times when I was younger

>>938990515
When did these desires start? What caused them?

>>938990674
Is your Dad still in the picture?

>>938990684
Reoccurring sex dreams about her back around puberty, that and her tits are like twice the size of her head

>>938990797
Yeah

>>938987322
I am the first guy and just wanted to say you're doing a great job!

>>938990814
And you never attempted anything as a teenager? As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I was doing all kinds of shit to see my Mom naked as much as possible. Definitely much more difficult with your Dad around though

>>938990946
Never tried anything but I did snoop around a few times and found a dildo and nipple clamps

>>938991095
Dildo is a pretty good find. How old were you the last time you saw her naked?

>>938991150
Early teens I think, accidentally walked in on her changing. Those tits are seared into my mind lol she’s got ghost nipples too

>>938991241
Are they real or fake? My Mom got fake tits after the divorce and they were absolutely perfect

>>938991368
100% natural

I’m afraid to give too many details, but earlier this summer I watched 2 13 year old girls sneakily and aggressively try to pull off each other’s bathing suits. It was like watching a car crash, but there was no sexual attraction.

>>938991435
How old is she? Still hot?

>>938992105
57 and absolutely, even has a better figure

>>938992213
Sounds hot, from what you remember did she go bush or no bush?

>>938992341
Had a trimmed bush if I remember correctly

>>938992463
This is incredibly hot on an older woman. I haven’t even seen your Mom and I want to fuck her

Sometimes I can't believe how my sister dresses my niece. Saw them yesterday and my niece was wearing bikini bottoms and a sheer skirt wrap thing and a crop top. She so small her crop top kept slipping down when she runs around and plays. Her bottoms weren't exactly thong style but they showed a lot of cheek.

>>938992535
Are you against it? Worried about your niece? Or are you enjoying it?

>>938985253
hes gonna be able to read that from your thought content soon. theyre developing mind reading techonlogies right now, you know that right?

>>938992967
Meta, CIA

When I was 16 I made out with an 8yo girl quite a few times

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>>938992924
I dont mind it when she comes over like that but I worry about her going to the mall, the beach or the playground like that. I saw the way men stare at her and some even take pics or go up and touch her. I mean, I've gotten a little handsy myself but I dont like it when other guys do that.

My gf and I bought my niece a vibrator as a gift for her 11th bday

>>938994079
What did your niece's parents think of that?

>>938994256
They don't know

>>938994315
Why would you get it for her?

>>938994372
Was mostly gf's idea but I thought it would be cool and she'd like it

>>938994583
Did she explain her thought process?

>>938994583
Was your gf molested?

>>938993075
you going to jail when mind reading becomes mainstream bro. theres no statue of limitations for that

>>938994918
I feel like there should be legal protections for teenagers around that age that do sexual stuff with people younger than them. They're young and full of hormones and horny all the time. It messes with their head and they might act in a way they wouldn't normally.

I’m a gay

>>938996120
If you are anything like me people already know.

I was fake sleeping this summer when she came into my room and gave me a clumsy handjob

>>938985253
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

I've decided to be a slut this year and have a list of men whom I want to fuck for various reasons.

I really enjoy stretching my ass out. Currently i can fit almost a 3" diameter. Somehow I can't self fist yet.

Would love to bottom for a guy or girl

>>938983873 (OP)
Had a strange sort of brotherly but also romantic relationship with my older brother's friend when I was like 12-16.
It's the only real secret I have I think.

>>938997038
When I was 15, my parents went through a horrible and violent divorce. So ended up in this weird relationship with my brother's friend, with the help of my brother, who lived in a different state. My brother's friend was a landlord who let me stay in one of his townhomes he owned for free, and he paid utilities. This guy would bring me food, make sure I go to school, and even take me shopping. I always felt like a sugar baby and was convinced one day I would have to sleep with this guy, but it never happened.

>>938997389
That is wholesome as fuck. I hope you made something of yourself and he's proud of you, anon.

>>938992967
If that gets his dick in my ass, so be it.

>>938996565
How many have you fucked?

>>938997389
Sounds sort of similar to my experience, it too was a very caring, sort of sugar baby feeling relationship.
We did do sexual stuff though, that's how it all started even.
I am also a guy, don't know if you are as well or if you're f.

my 9yo niece likes wearing leggings without panties. Her parents don't let her but when she is with me I let her wear whatever she wants even in public

I wonder if the cheating anon from the secrets thread yesterday told their boyfriend or not.

>>938997389
Would you have wanted to sleep with him?

>>939003192
I did

my gf doesn't know but i flirt with other women a lot and they reciprocate. most recent was me flirting with another married woman yesterday. she had a kid too. i do this constantly.
i did tell my gf that i am a manwhore though, but i don't think she believes me.
i will probably end up cheating. my friends tell me all the time to follow through.
my own mother encourages me to "test the waters".

to be quite honest it left me disillusioned.

>>939003437
Why would your mother say that? Does she hate your gf?

I want one of my friends to fuck my mom

>>939003486
A specific one or any of them? Why do you want that to happen?

>>939003533
specific one.

I think it would be super fucking hot and humiliating. I think he could fuck the shit out of her. It just feels wrong, and turns me on so much

>>939003473

at first she did not, but over the last year she came around and helped my gf some time ago with some important things.
to answer: no, she does not hate her at all, quite the opposite i think.
as to why would she say that: mundane reasons like you should have fun, if you can then why not etc.

>>939003674
Sounds like your mom was a whore too

>>938983873 (OP)
I wanna watch my mother get raped by a horse. It's one of my more fucked up fantasies, probably on the upper end of it if I'm being honest.

At home, I once peed while standing although my wife doesn't allow me to do that. Hope she doesn't read this.

>>939004028

who knows. i don't think she was. had me at a responsible age. stable family life, well structured. while i lived in my parents' house i have never seen anything that would indicate her being a whore.
she does want me to do whatever i want though and not deny myself anything.

had my sister milk me with her mouth and hands when i was a teenager

>>939004307
How did you convince her to do that?

>>939004307
How old was she?

>>939004218
Maybe your dad sucked at sex. Probably realized she settled late

>>939004329
rewarded her with me doing chores for her, and quarters.
>>939004333
younger sister, and she was not a teenager.

oldfag nigger here, about to do the world a favor and remove at least one black- myself.
Turned 30, still friendless, kissless, gf-less. In constant pain due to a bad back. No career, no skills, no prospects.

About to head out to the backyard and put a bullet in my head, don't want to leave a mess for my family in my room.

>>939004448
How's your relationship with her now?

>>939004540
pretty normal, we're not very close but we still help each other out and talk whenever we're together

>>939004394

probably. weird how she would project that on me, me being a guy and all.
my best friends all have something on the side too. don't know how they have the time for it, that's probably the biggest obstacle.
heh on a different note i remember i dated some girl years ago, found out we were some sort of cousins many times removed. we haven't had sex at that point. it weirded me out so i ended it.
then her brother/my other cousin started sending me bible quotes proving that cousin fucking is legal in the eyes of god

>>939004505
What's your favorite porn category? Maybe wank off your black cock before making such a big decision.

>>939004505
Why should you die when all the legitimately shitty black criminals stay alive?
This is like some white incel offing himself and excusing it by saying "there's one less redneck in the world"
Just because you're not where you need to be yet doesn't mean that you'll never get there.
Persist, if for no other reason to spite those who actually do make the world worse.

>>939004505

i do not give you permission to do this

The first time I jizzed was when my neighbor convinced his little cousin to dry hump us in her gymnastics leotard

I used to buy alcohol for highschool students so I could go to parties and hook up with the girls. AMA

>>938983873 (OP)
When I was 19, I met a girl who had 2 kids, one of them was a little girl, she was 9 at the time, she was a good kid.

I was with this woman for 2 years and we got married at some point. Her daughter wanted to call me dad after like 6 months. She was a good kid but a bit lost in life bless her.

She developed an obsession over me and would take any chance to see me naked, if I was in the shower she would come into the bathroom and just sit on the closed toilet seat and just sit there while I was in the shower and she would just stare.

It was really sad. She was a good kid, but was inappropriate toward me on several occasions and would try to do things to me like she saw her mother doing to me. Like for example she would want to cuddle with me (which wasn't a problem) but then she would put her leg across my groin area (I don't need to add the details here) as I'm sure she'd seen my genitals on several occasions whilst I was in the shower. JFC I'm well endowed (16.5cm long and 15cm girth uncut).

She would also try to touch me inappropriately and it always made me uncomfortable.

Her father was a useless dead beat guy and he would only bother with his children when it suited him. I did everything for her two children (she had a son and a daughter). I would take them to school daily before work. I would buy them clothes and the food they wanted.

Eventually I had to explain to her that her behaviour was unacceptable and was making me uncomfortable. Eventually I broke off the relationship as the girl I was seeing was extremely abusive.

This situation was a little over 10 years ago. I think about that poor little girl a lot tbh.

I did see a secrets thread like this a while ago on here which sounded a lot like the situation I went through but from her side. Now her daughter would probably be about 19 or 20 and I would love nothing more than to just hear from her and find out how she is doing in life. This was in the UK. She was a nice kid tbh.

>>938983873 (OP)
>ITT: larps, larps and larps
ftfy

>>938996120
Hot! I'd love for you to ejaculate in my mouth!

when i was younger i had a makeshift glory hole. would put my dick in it and get my sister to stick her hand in to play with my cock without her seeing.

>>938983873 (OP)
It is okay to have your own thoughts but as you guys know, sometimes you are wrong
and not infallible.