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Anonymous No.938987080 >>938987157 >>938987510
I had a dream I was returning 2 rental movies for my brother
I returned them to the employee, then a man called to me and began showing me little spots of damage on the cover. In some instances you could only see the damage if you tilted the case properly. I was irritated and said, "next time I come, is there a way I can ask for a cover that's designed to be used? Cause I could wrap a video in the dead sea scrolls, but.." he led me to the back to his wife, who wore very expensive clothes and "spoke" to me alone. She didn't say much, if anything. She did exclaim "oh!" and unraveled a bag from another bag. For some reason my tone completely changed and I complemented her on her appreciation of fine things. She stores carrying cases within cases, clearly out of my league, but without a hint of sarcasm. She was pleased and led me to her husband and spoke to him. He then turned to me, who was now Morpheus in different clothes or whoever the main black guy in the matrix was. We shook hands, both with a very soft gripped and smiled. When I left it was like a voice in my head said, "he played by the rules"
Anonymous No.938987157 >>938987298
>>938987080 (OP)
Anonymous No.938987298 >>938987505
>>938987157
Fuck off faggot. This is my dream thread. All of my dreams are real, represented almost as best as I can I think
Anonymous No.938987423 >>938988888
Are you Australian?
Anonymous No.938987505
>>938987298
Poopoo dream
Anonymous No.938987510
>>938987080 (OP)
After I left the store I was in a tent alone and thought to myself, "ok I definitely remember dying and I'm still alive. This is weird and unpleasant, but you have to think optimistically. Like a school or something" then I was playing a movie in the tent and the side was unzipped to a house party and they wanted me to turn it down. I said I could, then asked my brother what he wanted to do, and we both wanted to go on a walk. I was pissing in the bathroom and my dad or someone said to be aware that if I come back in an hour, there may be naked men in here taking a shower. I replied, "ok, I'll use the bathroom in my room instead. And if I find someone in my shower, I will shave my hairy ass crack in front of the shower door, and I won't clean it. And he will step in my dirty butt hairs after showering, and he might do a smell test"
Anonymous No.938988888 >>938990104 >>938990700
>>938987423
No I'm not
Anonymous No.938990104
>>938988888
Checked, based and location pilled
Anonymous No.938990700
>>938988888
Poopoo quints