Thread 938987900

Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend I could chill out with.

>>938987900 (OP)
Same. Unfortunately, I've come to find that most women aren't into dudes who like to talk about old school Spongebob lore and Bikini Bottom conspiracy theories

Fuck off attention whore go to /soc/

>>938988146
So I will concede, you all might not have been as schizophrenic as I had once thought.

Still schizophrenic, mind you, but marginally less so

>>938987900 (OP)
suicidal faggot
you want to kill yourself lol

>>938988053
why did bubble bass hide the pickles and some other dude's keys

>>938988327
You're a nigger in your head. You're a slow person.
Your life is poor, because you're a nigger.
You make bad decisions and act like a faggot.
What's with you?
This is it? This is your life?
What's going on, dude? What happened?
Do you own a gun, Anon?
>consider the following
stop teasing it and do it you sad bitch

>>938988146
>>938988475
>>938988507
never let a heartfelt post on /b go unpunished

>>938988475
you went to barchive to search for the same file? why?

>>938988558
comfy.

>>938988549
it's spam dog whistle for a discord of attention lolcows

>>938988486
1) Because he is a fatass who wanted to scam the Krusty Krab out of free food
2) because he is a fatass who mistakes keys for food

>>938988702
I don't get it. Last time it was posted was 2 weeks ago. Would that be considered spam?

>>938988737
Okay. Next question. When squidward was out of work and staying at Spongebob's he told him to wear his "uniform" which was that of a maid. What thr fuck was that.

touching grass occasionally now

>>938988864
He had just finished reading some lusty argonian maid r34 on spankbank.org and he has down bad

>>938988982
fucking KEK. I feel like this isbus talking slonbebob lore and eating rancid noodles.

>>938989063
yes, they build apartment complexes with zero-privacy adjoining windows

>>938989145
ever heard of curtains

I desperately need nuri to frazzle my wizzle

>>938988982
*was

>>938989084
I would love to eat some dumpster ramen right now dude...

>>938989187
sure pal, please state their purpose of such design, aside from teen pregnancy.

>>938989063
what are the gas cans for?

>>938989438
nips use propane to run their rice walls

>>938989424
but why does she have no tattoos or piercings?

>>938989494
did you just say nips

>>938989783
yes japs are also called nips because they call japan nippon

>>938989878
Isn't that racist? Why do you hate us? (My english its not very good)

>>938989945
how is it racist? it's literally taken from what they call their own country

>>938987900 (OP)
> Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend I could chill out with.
It can be cool for a while, but in the end you’re better off alone imo. I don’t have it in me anymore to deal with the emotional stress/worry/drama. It can be the greatest thing ever if you get lucky. I watched my grandparents act like love-struck kids until the bitter end. I just don’t have it in me anymore to wade through all the shit, looking for something I probably will never find anyway. I’m happy with a loyal pupper, and a good jerk off toy

>>938989980
you are funny man but rude. It s okay

>>938990094
I could say zipperhead chink slope or gook but I have more respect for japanese people so i call them nips.

>>938990032
sometimes a dog can be more loyal than a woman

>>938987900 (OP)
>>938988053
Nothing ever happens

>>938989899
>>938990139
smoking attracts chicks?

>>938990125
all of those terms are for Chinese and Vietnamese people. Never in my life have I ever heard anyone refer to a Japanese person as "gook" unless they had down syndrome.

>>938990265
actually zipperhead comes out of the korean war. doesn't matter though. it's like kikes getting mad at the word kike when it's their fucking word meaning circle. nips getting mad that an american is honoring their native tongue is some thin skinned pussy shit

>>938990327
fair enough.

>>938990134
I dunno what happened in this thread to be honest with you

>>938990512
neither do I

>>938987900 (OP)
cant find perfect girl? become the perfect girl

>>938990656
I am not a fag

>>938990672
not yet, vrchat side is calling

>>938990672
yes you are

>>938990580
Well, I guess we're in the same boat then.

I dunno, I think I'm gonna go see if any /bant/ girls wanna trade dic pics or something

even your friend thinks so and they're right.kys

>>938990899
Good luck fren

>>938990738
kek

>>938990953
Is this how you spend your free time, anon?

We never had a chance.
>>>"While a commonly cited figure suggests around 40% of men reproduce historically, the true percentage varies significantly depending on the time period and cultural context"

I don't know about you, but I already accepted I'm an undatable fucker and loser. If there would ever be a woman wanting to be with me, that's fine, but I'm not counting on it. 90% of women nowadays are people I would not want to be around (feminists with daddy issues or looking for sugar daddies), other 10% are already taken.

Don't force a relationship, it will not work, Accept your loneliness, it's not that bad as it may seem. and if you ever get a chance to meet a nice girl go for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXysUrGSmUI

>>938991285
Is this how you spend your free time, anon?

>>938991496
Why do call yourself an 'unfuckable loser' just because you can't have a woman? You're better than that.

>>938991616
Yup. Having a chit-chat with others instead of harassing people. It's interesting, though going out of your way to pick on me when there's a boatload of cp threads, creepshot ones, rape ones, etc.

>>938991784
OP is a faggot

>>938991784
How do you recognize this? where are you seeing it?

i don't see it is that what this is?

>>938992041
Kek. Have a good one. I will post this image tomorrow so you can spam it again instead a normal conversation, you autistic fuck.

>>938992130
So you admit it's spam ok

>>938992166
What you are doing is. What I am doing is not.

>>938992209
So you're not spamming the OP like a faggot?
if you're trying to talk i can also our time is the same value

>>938991496
I own a nintendo so I'm raking in chicks left and right

>>938992309
Always that one fucking retard who gets worked up about one single image.

>>938992470
OP is a faggot

>>938992726
kek

>>938990129
Yeah. Nothing against women. I find the incel mentality repulsive. I’d just rather live with a dog at this point in life

>>938994434
Went through a tough divorce or something.

>>938994434
not in the slightest