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Anonymous No.938990658 >>938990792 >>938990822 >>938994794 >>938996317 >>938996386 >>938997938 >>939000056 >>939006351 >>939006809 >>939011054 >>939014813 >>939015237 >>939015981
ITT we watch Atheists try to prove God isn't real, and how they fail miserably while crying like little girls.
Anonymous No.938990742
sometimes my butthole itches sooo bad but when i scratch it it doesnt go away and then my finger smells like poopy
what do /b/?
Anonymous No.938990792 >>938991599
>>938990658 (OP)
No we don't, we realize that it is logfags spam, let others know and then we hide the thread and stop engaging with it.
Anonymous No.938990822 >>938991230
>>938990658 (OP)
OP is Jewish.
Anonymous No.938991230
>>938990822
Aren't all Jews atheist by definition and practice?
Anonymous No.938991599 >>938992015 >>938993981
>>938990792
>No we don't, we realize that it is logfags spam, let others know and then we hide the thread and stop engaging with it.
This anon is 100% on point
Hiding in 3-2-1
Anonymous No.938992015
>>938991599
Bump
Anonymous No.938993981
>>938991599
>Hiding in 3-2-1
You're SO full of shit that I can SMELL it.
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>>938990658 (OP)
this sounds like an excellent idea
Anonymous No.938996317
>>938990658 (OP)
Christ is Lord
Anonymous No.938996386 >>938997791
>>938990658 (OP)
Why are Christians so fucking dumb and cringey?
Anonymous No.938997791
>>938996386
They've been conditioned to be retarded in one specific area of thought and now its spread/they can't stop
Anonymous No.938997938 >>938998374
>>938990658 (OP)
Which god we disproving?
Anonymous No.938998374 >>939003832 >>939005720
>>938997938
There is only God.
Anonymous No.939000056 >>939003481
>>938990658 (OP)
I like little girls, especially when they sitt in my lap while we play video games and i can smell their hair
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>>939000056
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>>938998374
Anonymous No.939005720
>>938998374
Nah. There’s Zeus, and Ra, and Shiva, and Satan, I’m pretty sure. I mean, they show up in books, too, so definitely real.
Anonymous No.939006351
>>938990658 (OP)
test
Anonymous No.939006809 >>939008312
>>938990658 (OP)

The idea of a God isn't nearly as stupid and unbelievable as the idea that people have manuals (i.e. "holy books") that give instructions on how to control the God. So that if you do this and don't do that, God will give you eternal life, and if you do otherwise, you will be sent to hell by the God.

It's like God were some kind of fucking cosmic vending machine or an arcade game, and you just happen to have the right issue of Nintendo Magazine to know the cheat codes.

You know, up-down-left-right-chop-off-your-foreskin-say-some-prayers-select-start - hey, you've got infinite life!
Anonymous No.939008312
>>939006809
with all the up and down, kneeling, hand signs etc, at catholic masses that's real apt
Anonymous No.939011054
>>938990658 (OP)
yes
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>>938990658 (OP)
Does one HAVE to have a lisp to be an atheist? I've never met one who didn't have one.
Anonymous No.939014894
I cast power word: scrunch.
Anonymous No.939015237
>>938990658 (OP)
>we watch Atheists try to prove God isn't real
>prove God isn't real

gr8b8m8
Anonymous No.939015486
I can't disprove god any more than a theist can prove one. I'll happily argue this, however:

1. There is no good reason to believe god exists.
2. If God does exist, it is either completely indifferent to our suffering or downright malevolent and not worthy of worship.
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God isn’t real
Anonymous No.939015981
>>938990658 (OP)
If He is real, He would empower you to tell me where to buy these pants.
Anonymous No.939016875
111/2 hours of this stale shit?
Jesus Christ, /b/. Time to hang it up.