Thread 938991196

can you really get high just by sniffing your own farts?

>>938991196 (OP)
try it out big dawg

>>938991196 (OP)
No. There is nothing psychoactive in farts.
If you were in a sealed environment then you would eventually feel some mild euphoria and confusion before passing out and then dying. But the same would happen if you didn't fart.

>>938991288
ok, then why do they smell so good?
>checked

>>938991282
I've gotten mixed results in the past...
but with this economy, I have to be as frugal as possible
this would be a very low-cost way of getting high i think

>>938991501
>ok, then why do they smell so good?
They smell good to you only, because they are a part of you and a recognisable extension of your sense of self. Your own smells, such as your own sweat or the smell of your own balls or your own farts are inoffensive because you are used to them and know they've been produced by you.

If you really like huffing them then you may be sensory-seeking autistic and you are getting pleasure from stimulation - smelling your own strong smells is a form of stimming. Most people don't try to hotbox themselves with their own farts.

>with this economy, I have to be as frugal as possible
>this would be a very low-cost way of getting high i think
Cheapest way to get high is probably inhalants or sniffing gasolene/diesel but I don't recommend this. It's really bad for your brain.

stinkyyyy

>>938991765
what if i mixed farts with gasoline?
the badness from the gasoline would be cancelled out by the farts maybe

>>938991196 (OP)
No.

>>938992597
why do you have to be so negative, man?
like what's wrong with you?
just let a brother get high off his farts man

>>938991196 (OP)
Just sniff white out, gasoline or lighter fluid gas like a real man faggot

>>938993014
retard
I'm trying to save some money here!
I'm thinking that if I eat some mushrooms or something really spicy then I'll be able to get high as a kite

Here's something you can try:
1. Eat lots of beans and lentils.
2. Fart repeatedly into a sealed container over a 24 hour period. Make sure to only open a small gap to let your farts into it and replace it quickly.
3. Connect a detachable gas mask to the container and breathe it in for a period (it's important that the mask requires holding on your face with your hand and isn't attached). You will likely experience light-headedness whilst breathing in the collected farts.

Bonus round:
Use the fart tank, and then immediately breathe in from a balloon of vaporised DMT.

>>938993204
finally - another fart smella
I'm working on a prototype using a 20 gallon bucket, surgical tubing, and a re-breather mask
the beans and lentils increase power, but not necessarily potency from my experience...
I'm going to try Indian Curry and see how it turns out
If everything works, I'll hopefully have a blueprint for the device design as well as a recipe for hallucinogenic farts

>>938993474
Glad to hear someone working on this. Let us know the results.

>>938993526
don't worry
this will be posted here for the /b/ros before I publish it in the medical journal or whatever
i might even get one of those Nobel Peace Prizes for my new Noble Gas eheheheh

There’s no harm in trying. The expression “he/she gets high from smelling their own farts” has to come from somewhere.

You have inspired me. I've been doing some nasty farts and inhaling them. It does feel good.

>>938997219
have you set up a fart chamber or a breathing apparatus?
I find it best to immerse yourself fully in the miasma if possible

>>938991196 (OP)
more brain damage than high, but ya. its an ethnic thing called jenk

>>938997519
no way lmao
I'm fuckin jerkin and jenkin HAHA
JK tho - I take my farting very seriously

I have a bottle on my nightstand full of my nastiest, most putrid farts. Inhaling your own fumes while jerking off is the best thing ever.

>>938997519
Yes anon, it's called pharting.

>>938991288
what if you took a huge puff of ayahuasca and then farted?

>>938991765
Aboriginal MAXXING
GET HIGH OFF GAS AND PASS OUT ON ASPHALT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>939004936
Bitch ass Aussies blocked it on this site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PA6k935ow

>>938991196 (OP)
Like anything, man, it’s all about dose.

>>938991196 (OP)
no

>>939008967
I'm so tired of the nay sayers
I'm here gettin ziggy with my own skunk skunk for FREE
maybe listen and learn when a real fart smella is talking

>>938991196 (OP)
Thats a tight fuckin ball sack. it looks like a pussy

>>939009102
you work with what you've got...
it's just the angle really
it hangs loose most of the time

>>939004479
just now seeing this - passed out from all the farting haha
I'll try this next time
I can say for certain that Curry works to make your farts something special
I mostly passed out when I sharted in the bucket (and from straining too hard lol)