Thread 938993360

im tired of waiting for drugs. i think i really want to die anons, and hanging hurts way too fucking much. wat do

>>938993360 (OP)
go to a zoo, get stepped on by a elephant

Women tend to go for blades or pills.
Men usually prefer ropes or guns.
I suggest continuing to live every day just to spite the gods.

>>938993360 (OP)
Make the drugs wait for you. Problem solved.

do a barrel roll!

>>938993502
if i stop responding this guy killed me

>>938993431
i appreciate the gender affirmation anon but im kind of trying to die here

>>938993360 (OP)
Quit doing drugs. Do all the healthy shit instead like they tell you. Eat right and sleep right and exercise and do a job and meditate and meet people and practice gratitude and mindfulness and do that shit for like 2 years then decide. But you have to actually do the shit and be patient. People used to have to wait for actual paper envelopes to be delivered to talk to their friends so stop being a faggot and tough it out while doing all the best things for yourself.

>>938993360 (OP)
i was in the same spot once

>>938997220
you're already dead.

>>938993360 (OP)
Tall building at least 200 feet. You wo t walk this one off.

>>938998749
nah don't do it bro

>>938993360 (OP)
/b/ I'm gonna keep it a band and a little clear pilled. It gets easier without the drugs. The drugs cause the deep downs and the high ups. Life isn't about being happy, and full-time happiness was a lie sold to you by coffee commercials. Life is about working for the ups and mitigating the downs.

Aka work hard for the ups and work harder to make the downs not too deep. I hope we all make it. Life is beautiful when you look for it. You don't even have to look hard.

Stop being a pussy, we love you /b/ro

>buy nerf gun and black spray paint
>call the cops
>???
>profit

>>939003420
Do you have access to lethal injectors?

>I just want to do it when I'm drunk.