Thread 938995650

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Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:24:14 PM No.938995650 >>938995779 >>938995807 >>939005144 >>939005245 >>939007800

I've taken to power pissing directly into the toilet water at work to assert dominance

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:27:36 PM No.938995779 >>938995819

>>938995650 (OP)
>I've taken to power pissing directly into the toilet water at work to assert dominance
Did you accidentally that sentence?

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:28:04 PM No.938995793

I always open boxes from the side that says open other side. Fuct if I'mma let a box push me around.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:28:23 PM No.938995807 >>938995876

>>938995650 (OP)
imagine not pissing in the sink...

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:28:46 PM No.938995819 >>938996179

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>>938995779
No

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:29:54 PM No.938995876 >>938995946 >>938995954

>>938995807
Not loud enough

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:31:30 PM No.938995946

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>>938995876
Good point.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:31:48 PM No.938995954 >>938996001

>>938995876
grunt and moan then

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:33:05 PM No.938996001 >>938996109

>>938995954
That's too gay. I'm asserting dominance, not getting the work femboys excited

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:36:03 PM No.938996109 >>938996172 >>938996176

>>938996001
hmmm
put a stopper in the sink drain, run water in the basin, grab a ladder, and then piss in the sink from the top rung

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:37:35 PM No.938996172

>>938996109
then do a backflip off the ladder and do a "hoo-rah!"

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:37:42 PM No.938996176

>>938996109
Genius. I can do that, anon

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:37:48 PM No.938996179 >>938996372

>>938995819
I'm sorry anon, I don't have a French castle.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:42:39 PM No.938996372 >>938997004

>>938996179
I'm sorry to hear that. You should get one

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 8:58:23 PM No.938997004 >>938997087

>>938996372
I dunno man, it seems like an awful lot of space to live in on my own.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:00:39 PM No.938997087 >>938997198

>>938997004
Have a shooting range or two put in

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:03:47 PM No.938997198 >>938997280

>>938997087
I think I could manage with one, I could use the second space to set up a bowling alley.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:06:06 PM No.938997280 >>938997476

>>938997198
Modify the bowling alley so it can also be used as an axe throwing range

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:11:02 PM No.938997476 >>938997541

>>938997280
>so it can also be used as an axe throwing range
I would build that outside with a roof on poles above it, heck I could even install a forge next to it and learn how to make my own throwing axes.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:12:41 PM No.938997541 >>938997817

>>938997476
Based as fuck. You have my respect, anon

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:19:13 PM No.938997817

>>938997541
>You have my respect, anon
Thanks man, I thought it be a cool addition to my imaginary castle.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:21:39 PM No.938997912 >>938998392

Anyone in this thread looking to buy a bridge?
You can piss off of it too. Real hard like if you'd prefer. Really assert your dominance!

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 9:34:13 PM No.938998392

>>938997912
Sure, I'll buy

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:14:16 PM No.939002127 >>939002952

I pissed in my boss’s personal office bathroom this morning. It felt good.

Anonymous 8/26/2025, 11:37:10 PM No.939002952 >>939004698

>>939002127
Did your boss find out?

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:27:41 AM No.939004698 >>939005381

>>939002952
Yes then threatened to fire me

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:39:44 AM No.939005144

>>938995650 (OP)
Meh. Go into the break room and piss in the Keurig water tank.

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:42:30 AM No.939005245

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>>938995650 (OP)

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 12:46:11 AM No.939005381

>>939004698
Your boss is threatened by your power. You should take this to the higher ups so that you may take his place

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:42:45 AM No.939007800 >>939008008

>>938995650 (OP)
nice

Anonymous 8/27/2025, 1:48:24 AM No.939008008

>>939007800
Thank you