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Anonymous No.939010814 >>939010853 >>939010883 >>939010990 >>939012033 >>939014512 >>939015440 >>939016733 >>939016837 >>939016961
Where my sink pissers at?

If you arent one, why dont you just piss in the sink?

>faster, no mess because you wash your hands afterwards so it washes the piss away. Literally no reason not to piss in the sink.
Anonymous No.939010853 >>939011834
>>939010814 (OP)
I exclusively piss in the sink at work
Not to be faster, but because the toilets never get cleaned...
I still piss in the toilet at home tho
Anonymous No.939010883
>>939010814 (OP)
recylce bin but only when im drunk
Anonymous No.939010965 >>939016924
Pissing in the sink is disgusting. You should be beaten every time you try it, OP. It should be punishable with jail time.
Anonymous No.939010974
if im out of my house i just piss on the floor. im keeping janitors in business.
Anonymous No.939010990 >>939011574
>>939010814 (OP)
Technically, I piss in a bag, which I dump in the sink, though sometimes, I dump the bag in a gallon jug if I'm too lazy to get up and go to the sink, then I dump the jug in the sink later.
Anonymous No.939011574 >>939011728
>>939010990
Smart, well played. The bucket has gotta reek though, theres gotta be some way to midivate the smell while also not having to wash the bucket. Theres always a smarter solution.
Anonymous No.939011728
>>939011574
This is precisely why Kek invented Febreze. My entire room smells like freshly baked apple pie despite containers of piss everywhere.
Anonymous No.939011834
>>939010853
Valid
Anonymous No.939012033
>>939010814 (OP)
I am currently at the hospital pissing through a small tube. Pain.
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Anonymous No.939014512
>>939010814 (OP)
I agree.
Anonymous No.939014789
I only ever piss in the laundry room sink, since if I'm in the kitchen it is closer than any toilet in the house. Pissing in the kitchen sink is a little gross, but the laundry room sink is used for scrubbing filthy stuff anyway, and it's also nice and deep so I can aim easily for the drain for minimal splash and mess. I also use that sink to rinse out the detergent cup for laundry, so it gets a good cleaning with soapy water on a regular basis, a little urine won't hurt it any.
Anonymous No.939015073
I just pee on the piles of dirty clothes I have on the floor. They're going to get washed anyway. Once it starts to reek like piss I know it's time to do laundry.
Anonymous No.939015130
You people are unbelievably foul
Anonymous No.939015440
>>939010814 (OP)
you don't want to waste water
Anonymous No.939016733
>>939010814 (OP)
fellow sink pisser here. you guys run the water while you do it or nah? i use it to drown out the sound.
Anonymous No.939016837 >>939016911 >>939016961
>>939010814 (OP)
Because it leaves a very dark yellow stain in the area that makes it look like you piss in the sink to guests. No guests? No problem. But everyone knows what's up.
Anonymous No.939016911
>>939016837
>sink pissers
>guests
lol
Anonymous No.939016924
>>939010965
I have probably pissed in your sink
Anonymous No.939016961 >>939017135
>>939016837
>>939010814 (OP)
GUYS MY SINK HAS A MASSIVE PISS STAIN AND MY CRUSH IS COMING OVER IN 1 HOUR WHAT DO I DO???
Anonymous No.939017057 >>939017135
my buddy pissed in a sink and I was like wtf literally nobody ever anywhere ever pisses in a sink that is not a thing but I guess you guys piss in sinks and now I'm thinking it must not have been the first sink he pissed in. I used to piss down a little drain in the basement when I was a kid as the single toilet was upstairs
Anonymous No.939017135 >>939017762
>>939016961
Put dishes in sink. Fill with soapy water. Having to apologize for slacking on the dishes > having to apologize for pissing in the sink.
>Source: I pull that shit on my girl (male) all the time.
>>939017057
I pissed under my desk as a kid. The floor gave out after we moved away, LOL.
Anonymous No.939017762 >>939017967
>>939017135
but then I'll have to piss on my dishes wtf?!
Anonymous No.939017967
>>939017762
Well, presumably you'd then wash them, my dude. Beats having to go through the whole dating song and dance to find a new girl, right?