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Anonymous No.939015514 >>939015678 >>939015723 >>939015753 >>939015776 >>939015799 >>939015816 >>939016070 >>939016240 >>939016273 >>939024956
Gonna do shrooms for the first time boys
Gonna cure my depression and porn addiction. Just took 1 gram, will post results in this thread
Anonymous No.939015678
>>939015514 (OP)
Why didn't you share any with me?
Anonymous No.939015723 >>939016090
>>939015514 (OP)
lol @ "first time"
but you claim it's going to cure your
LACK OF SELF CONFIDENCE, your TINY PENIS and suddenly, 4 billion women will perceive as an experienced ladies man

hhahah wow
Anonymous No.939015753 >>939015962
>>939015514 (OP)
Youre just gonna tweak out for a bit lol at "fix my porn addiction" nigga that takes actual effort from you not some magic hippie bullshit
Anonymous No.939015776 >>939015849 >>939016222 >>939020314
>>939015514 (OP)
You taking the wrong psychedelic

LSD is the introspective psychedelic would you actually need

shrooms are horrible for introspection
It's simply not the same thing
Anonymous No.939015799 >>939020314
>>939015514 (OP)
1 gram really isnt shit tbh but you do you op. might be a little euphoric but you definitely aren't getting any visuals. good luck!
Derp No.939015816 >>939015939
>>939015514 (OP)
Does it rrally fo that? I did it last year during new years and im worst porn addict then before
Anonymous No.939015849 >>939016104
>>939015776
Imo lsd is just overstimulating mindfuck compared to psilocybin
Anonymous No.939015882 >>939020314
1 gram won't do shit unless it's penis envy.

You're wasting your time
Anonymous No.939015939
>>939015816
Psychedelics have the power to rewire the brain, or at the very least allow you to entertain thoughts outside your comfort level. It can help but its not a magic fix. no pun intended. larger doses work better.
Anonymous No.939015962 >>939016345 >>939016373 >>939021745
>>939015753

If you use the term porn addiction, It proves that neither you or OP understands why you guys rely on porn:

FEAR..........

there's no such thing as a porn addiction or a sex addiction..

we are REPRODUCTION MACHINES
we exist to REPRODUCE
so that's like saying you have an
addiction to breathing

ITS FEAR AND COWARDICE that keeps you guys jacking off

the inability to handle your fears
so you take the COWARDs path

if you weren't afraid, you'd already have several women fucking you
Anonymous No.939016056
>
>addiction to breathing
Have (you) ever considered different types of breaths hit differently?
Anonymous No.939016070 >>939016100 >>939016808
>>939015514 (OP)
>Gonna cure my depression and porn addiction
Thays not how that works at all
Source: Done mushrooms plenty of times, still depressed, still love porn
Anonymous No.939016090 >>939016215 >>939016272 >>939016506
>>939015723
Wow bro youre so cool and special, howd u get so cool and special
Anonymous No.939016100
>>939016070
yep i think op is just retarded classic
Anonymous No.939016104
>>939015849

says the guy who still sits there jacking off like a little boy

to the guy who started taking real LSD at the age of 12, lost my virginity at 15 on LSD and was dating a registered nurse, living together as man and wife when I was 16... and has fucked literally hundreds of women subsequently

lol @ you 'teaching me' about LSD OR HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY

hahaha

maybe you'd have better luck teaching jimi Hendrix how to play guitar?
Anonymous No.939016175 >>939016408
My tummy doesn't work so good sometimes, like an IBS type thing, would this fuck me beyond repair?
Anonymous No.939016215 >>939016424 >>939020137
>>939016090

I'm not special... but I'm DEFINITELY cool as shit....

HOW?.......

obviously by NOT being a parody of myself, the way you became the stereotypical trend-following unoriginal imageboard parrot, repeating all of the trendy cats phrases and watching anime playing video games and pretending like you would have thought Japanese culture was cool if it wasn't just a cheesy stupid fucking trend

HOW?.... by always being original

HOW?... by NOT being a coward like you
by NOT being an effeminate coward like you

Mr gaming chair sissyboy
Anonymous No.939016222 >>939025357
>>939015776
Youre so wrong you dont even realize youre wrong. Ahuayasca is the only true introspective psychedelic. Everything else is just pretty colors.
Anonymous No.939016240
>>939015514 (OP)
I've done a lot of shrooms and I always see Hindu gods and have intense religious experiences.
Anonymous No.939016272 >>939016375 >>939016450
>>939016090

by the way, no matter how many times you'll deny it:

DEPRESSION IS A BEHAVIOR

depression is a DECISION
Anonymous No.939016273
>>939015514 (OP)
A gram is literally considered a microdose
Anonymous No.939016345
>>939015962
if I weren't afraid I'd be dead or in jail nigger
Anonymous No.939016373 >>939016807
>>939015962
You are retarded.
The human brain wasnt meant to absorb porn 24/7, period.
Youre basically telling an alchoholic "you dont have a problem, maaaaan, the body was MEANT to metabolize alchohol, its nature, broooo"
Educate yourself, retard.
Anonymous No.939016375 >>939016590
>>939016272
I’d say it depends tbh. Temporary depression due to actual suffering is completely normal. The long term β€œwoe is me” shit is just a sign of weak character though
Anonymous No.939016408
>>939016175
Mushrooms give you mad shits afterwards just fyi
Anonymous No.939016424 >>939018358
>>939016215
>I'm not special
Stopped reading there. I only read stuff written by special people.
Anonymous No.939016450
>>939016272
>reddit spacing
Shut up, fag
Anonymous No.939016506 >>939020137
>>939016090

however..... I just realized something

although I have never considered myself special, and in fact I'm less than average in almost every way....

I guess it's fair to say that well over 700 hot women and teenaged girls thought I was special enough to let me ejaculate into them...

speaking of women, fear and depression:

what video game are you toddlering with this week?

what's this weeks excuse for continuing to tell yourself you're depressed?

let me guess:
life's unfair?
You never asked to be born?
you're an INCEL?

aww poor baby boopsie
Anonymous No.939016590
>>939016375
life is depressing

DUHHHHHH

but DEPRESSION 8s when we ALLOW OURSELVES to behave depressed

to 'express our self pity'

it's a BEHAVIOR

and by simply BEHAVING HAPPIER
life suddenly becomes happier

it's a predetermined decision we pretend we aren't making
Anonymous No.939016807 >>939020137
>>939016373

I don't EVER watch porn

I never said anything about porn
porn is FOR COWARDS

COWARDS WHO FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING MASCULINE

yet in reality
they're terrified of women
terrified of rejection
of failing
of looking foolish

SO THEY NEVER EVEN TRY

you called me retarded
you're simply inexperienced

YOURE STILL MASTURBATING
admit it
you still rely on "tickling yourself"
because every time you want to introduce yourself .. to break the ice... to initiate a conversation with hit women

you chicken out

you tell yourself it won't work do why bother

(I don't have ANY pornography at all. it's boring. it's a sign of a coward. if I want to VISUALLY SEE SEX HAPPEN, it's always occuring live in person on the end of my dick

porn is exclusively for cowards
Anonymous No.939016808
>>939016070
LMAO and 1g wouldn't have u even considering doing all that
Anonymous No.939017936
psychedelics will make you cool unless you're that guy always idk nooooticing things but the cooler you already are the less it'll do. pretty colors are cool but I'm more into the "magical" powers of it. You know the meme of people jumping off roofs because they think they can fly, well, that's bc, shrooms don't give you super powers but, people have super powers that are untouched and psychedelics help with that. Some people might call it completely bogus, but people can control their body heat for one, by meditating, but psychedlics can help too. I literally hulked up once just by trying. There is for sure an "energy" flowing through you they call qi and by controlling this you can for sure shoot electricity out of your hands
Anonymous No.939018358
>>939016424
based
Anonymous No.939020137 >>939021680
>>939016807
>>939016506
>>939016215


This guy is either an Indian or a severely autistic person. The larping and the bad grammar is insane.
Anonymous No.939020314 >>939020489 >>939022774
>>939015776
>>939015799
>>939015882


OP here. This trip was amazing, definitely saw some hallucinations and definitely felt my brain getting rewired, like everything is much more clear, I feel like the universe doesn't hate me now, it's just neutral. All of the bad things that have happened to me in my life.... it doesnt make me weak or feel lost anymore. I can't wait to do the rest at a higher dose
Anonymous No.939020489 >>939022697
>>939020314
>2 hours

Oh yeah bud im sure its over. Did you even peak yet? Oh wait you only took 1g, might as well take a strong thc edible and chill with some music ya dumbass lmao stop the larp shit. I took 8g a few months ago and forgot i was even alive reality didnt exist anymore, tgat 8 hour trip was the wildest month of my life. Doesnt rewire shit just opens up your perspective.
Anonymous No.939021680
>>939020137
He does this every single day too lmao he consistently writes the same autistic shit and larps about being friends with boomer celebrities
Anonymous No.939021745 >>939022703
>>939015962
Im using that term because I'm trying to relate to OPs perspective you spastic nigger
Anonymous No.939022697
>>939020489
>3 gram
what do you expect? its just a placebo you anon
>cure my depression and porn addiction
lol you mean stop getting off to stuff in vrchat and on reddit? then maybe thats a sign youre ready to die, not a sign you should keep living like an n
Anonymous No.939022703
>>939021745
i'd rather use a microscope to look inside my brain and watch my brain wave to find out if it's a helpful substance or not.
Anonymous No.939022774
>>939020314
Anonymous No.939024956
>>939015514 (OP)
>just because i'm doing it doesn't mean its not a sin
i don't have any good reasons to argue otherwise.
Anonymous No.939025120
>be me, anon, college freshman, curious about drugs
>stumble upon crack rocks at party
>snort once, wallet's gone, time slows down, PARTY IN MY MOUTH
>become crack convert, tell everyone how good they'll feel
>post on 4chan threads, 'Crack cured my depression, legalized it should be!'

cops bust crack ring, local news screams 'NIGGER DRUG'
>be me, reading in dorm
>go online, yell at news websites 'Incorrect! Crack is WHITE MAN'S DRUG, niggers just took it!'

>crack.com forum, Hi, I'm anon, crack saved me!
>thread titled 'Crack = Health Supplement, Legalize It Already DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'

>spam other threads, post 'LEGALIZE CRACK!!! LEGALIZE CRACK!!! LEGALIZE CRACK!!!!!!LEGIFFFALIZEEEEE...'

>bottom post of r/JustUsBoys, title 'STUPID COPS TRYING TO STEAL OUR VICTORY DRUG'
>'recovering dealers have PTSD from years of violence, LEGALIZE CRACK WE NEED IT'

>picture of rock, caption 'Crack future: every pharmacy over the counter LEGALIZE CRACK!!!!!'

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LEGALIZE IT ALREADY

'I don't care what niggers say CRACK CURES EVERYTHING', 'LEGALIZE CRACK, YOU FREEMONEY', LEGALIZE CRACK THE WHITE MAN'S STRENGTH, LEGALIZE CRACK FOR FREEDOM
Anonymous No.939025357
>>939016222
You're a fucking idiot and so is everyone else claiming psilocin can't trigger introspection. I've dosed more times than you have steam games. Also OP is a faggot for microdosing