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Anonymous No.939020805 >>939020929 >>939021381 >>939021783 >>939029838 >>939030355 >>939039364 >>939040391
How do I make the vibe on my porch better?

Pic is not my porch
Anonymous No.939020929 >>939021091
>>939020805 (OP)
Make it like the picture
Anonymous No.939021090
depends what you have to work with
Anonymous No.939021091 >>939021783
>>939020929
Mine is open like this
Anonymous No.939021244
Thread has potential. Pls post more porches
Anonymous No.939021268 >>939021372
If I have stuff like this on my porch and it rains I have to put everything away every time? Seems annoying
Anonymous No.939021341
Anonymous No.939021372 >>939021666
>>939021268
thats why they have the rug there. you put everything on a big rug and then pull the rug undercover when it rains
Anonymous No.939021373
Anonymous No.939021381
>>939020805 (OP)
I mean which part of my house faces the place where people like to go to I'm not running a drug business here. I just want you to not go here it's private property. If I owned some property I wanted people to go to I'd actually try to hire people to advertise it. How can I do the complete opposite of this.
Anonymous No.939021414
Lanterns are always cool.
Anonymous No.939021524
Anonymous No.939021666
>>939021372
True. But what about all the pillows and everything lol
Anonymous No.939021783 >>939021958
>>939020805 (OP)
Lighting plays a massive role. That image would look like shit if that was white light instead of that yellowish color. Pick you light's color temp and pick furniture that will look good in it. Also make sure your brightness makes sense. In that image it's also on the dim side which works well with the light's color. The lighting makes it feel like it'd be a relaxing space.

The single biggest change I'd make is screening it. Problem with lights and outside is bugs are fucking retards. Hard to enjoy a nice space when you have to swat away flies, moths, mosquitoes, and other annoying insects drawn to light or you and have to deal with tons of spider webs because those crafty fucks know light means prey.

>>939021091
For decks tables with umbrellas alongside a nice grilling spot are a pretty common way to go. Shade sails are also a solid choice to help make the space more enjoyable. Hot tubs are always a solid choice if you can find one that fits with the rest of your furniture and decor. Again, pay attention to your lighting and colors. Don't do it slapdash, plan the layout and everything to fit whatever "vibe" you're looking for.
Anonymous No.939021958 >>939021981 >>939021984
>>939021783
Thanks for the really good tips. What do you mean screening it?
Anonymous No.939021981
>>939021958
Nevermind I looked it up thanks
Anonymous No.939021984
>>939021958
Like window screen. Keeps most bugs out, lets air flow.
Anonymous No.939024386 >>939030480
bump
Anonymous No.939027201
stayin' alive
Anonymous No.939029838 >>939030322
>>939020805 (OP)
Leave some poop out to attract porch monkeys
Anonymous No.939030322 >>939030386 >>939030423
>>939029838
How is this post preventing porn spam schizofat?
Anonymous No.939030355 >>939030386
>>939020805 (OP)
>How do I make the vibe on my porch better?
>Pic is not my porch
How would I know how to improve the vibe on your porch if I can't see how it currently is?
Anonymous No.939030386
>>939030322
>>939030355
Dubs logged throte clogged
Anonymous No.939030423 >>939030460 >>939030511
>>939030322
You bought that excuse?
These guys spammed a thread about someone who had died because they couldn't stand not being the ones getting attention.
Just hide their threads and posts and refrain from replying to them.
Anonymous No.939030460
>>939030423
I don't care to much for money
Cuz money can't buy me logs
Anonymous No.939030480 >>939030506
>>939024386
i don't know if i'm gonna do this, so i'm asking here for advice, because
i don't wanna do it wrong :[
alright, my porch is very bare, no decorations and there is no shit under the couch.
Anonymous No.939030506
>>939030480
>no shit
>shit
Anonymous No.939030511 >>939030557 >>939030642
>>939030423
>You bought that excuse?
No, not for a second.
I'm just throwing it in his face, because he's a mentally ill hypocrite and should throw a bullet in there.
Anonymous No.939030557
>>939030511
Dubs logged, throte clogged
Anonymous No.939030642 >>939030706 >>939030758
>>939030511
I get that sentiment, but they win if you acknowledge them at all, they lose when you starve them of any and all attention.
Anonymous No.939030706 >>939033586
>>939030642
Here come yo porch. Get into porch life
Anonymous No.939030758 >>939030781
>>939030642
>they
It's 99% one homebound fat schizophrenic basement dweller on welfare.
There's one other basement dweller midget that's obsessed with Morbius, but besides that faggot it's all one dude.
Anonymous No.939030781 >>939030946
>>939030758
>but besides that faggot it's all one dude.
Nah, there's at least 6 of those guys.
Anonymous No.939030865 >>939033586
Anonymous No.939030907 >>939033586
Anonymous No.939030946 >>939033586
>>939030781
>6
Anonymous No.939031357 >>939033586
Anonymous No.939033586 >>939034233
>>939030706
>>939030865
>>939030907
>>939030946
>>939031357
Why did you come in and trash this guys thread? What's your fucking deal?
You really SUCK at this.
Anonymous No.939034233 >>939034794
>>939033586
trolls exist. learn to ignore them and move on. there is nothing else you can do.
IRL however, don't ignore trolls. beat them to a pulp.
Anonymous No.939034794
>>939034233
> beat them to a pulp.
That's *exactly* what I do, from time to time.
Anonymous No.939038366
Anonymous No.939039364
>>939020805 (OP)
If you like dogs make it as dog friendly as possible
Anonymous No.939040391
>>939020805 (OP)
its not a bad idea, but i'm not sure if it would fit your style