Thread 939022915

Have you ever jerked off to the many female politicians? Who?

When i was 12 I used to jerk off to a picture of Sarah Palin I had in my room

>>939023079
I remember the Nailin' Palin times.

>>939023105
Gallons were spilt in those days

>>939023242
She certainly made waves.

>>939023390
Oh yeah. Fine specimen.

>>939023105
That just shows how badly times of changed. How the fuck is there not an AOC version of Nailin Palin

>>939023457
That shit doesn't fly anymore. Nailin' Palin is from a different era.

>>939022915 (OP)
face porn

>>939022915 (OP)
I don't believe so but that might change based on those Sarah Palin pics, or maybe AOC.. I'm open to suggestions.

>>939023325
>>939023242
>>939023079
Stupid sexy Peggy Hill.

>>939023483
Yeah totally times really have changed and not for the better. Shame though I am sure you could easily think of some great scene ideas for AOC

>>939023525
Do it.

>>939023562
Who would you cast as AOC though?

>>939023571
Alright, I'm convinced, you don't have to tell me twice

>>939023610
There you go.

>>939023602
honestly no idea I don't really bother learning Porn Star names. I am sure there are tons of Latinas in that industry that look enough like her and would take the job as a career boost

>>939023633
This will definitely help.

>>939022915 (OP)
AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC AOC BBC
>>939023079
post gif of her purple panties when she sits down at a rally from 90s

>>939023643
Well the casting is very important. The right person for the role did wonders for Nailin Palin and SNL at the time.

>>939023882
I couldn't agree more, just don't think casting would be my department I see myself as more of an ideas man when it comes to scenes and settings

>>939023571
>>939023883
Does this count as jerking off to AOC?

>>939023999
She's waiting for your nut.

>>939023325
>>939023242
first time i ever considered jerking to a milf back then. she definitely started it all.

>>939023921
We need a porn connoisseur to help with this part it seems.

>>939022915 (OP)
namely: nancy pelosi, nancy mace (only thing i remember about her is her getting her ass handed to her in the 1st district and getting defeated and humiliated by a libertarian named byron donalds), nancy grace, tulsi gabbard, alexandria ocasio

>>939024991
You maybe just like the name 'Nancy'?

>>939023325
wgi was tun wakz ir gus vo wgat ir wgere wghhere why. they had a vp they aren't some hot vampire chic trying to cross the border and make me drug off something what where who why why who what where why? Don't write letters to these chics for me. I you know dusk to danw was an alright show. I would prefer to write to these women individually about what kinda things I'd do to them. I don't think she's got a weird toe thing, but I'd do some weird to shit if they were into it.

>>939025066
You know the guy that gets mistaken for kaneough branagh from the marry fuckitstein show is actually some dude other than james spader. The hot chic that replaced the girl in the batman movie was the guy in the spizer mechanical movie not the frankenstein movie.

>>939023079
>to a picture of Sarah Palin
makes sense. you couldn't do it to anything with audio after all

that dyke dreadnought angela merkle still makes me viciously horny

>>939025066
*I* do, albeit for pretty silly reasons.

>>939025258
You fucking perverts would do anything about that wouldn't you?

I still goon to that little fiery redheaded Spitfire called Jen Psaki.

>>939025288
are we at crosspurposes here? I could probably have been a bit less cryptic about it but I think Palin has one of the most hideous whining voices I've ever heard on a human being. it rightfully belongs to some female Jew stereotype

>>939022915 (OP)
Only AOC. my cum belongs to her

>>939025339
I thought Tulsi always looked to be in terrific shape but you could strike a match on her face.

>>939025363
I want to play connect the dots with her freckles and my spoom

>>939022915 (OP)
AOC and MTG

>>939025396
not even this pig-eyed retard jacks it to MTG brah

I'm highly insulted you keep changing the terms of engagement but I will accept sex with either of these females at the same time together

>>939025361
Goddamn..

>>939025282
That doesn't seem silly. That doesn't seem silly at all. Very reasonable even.

>>939025396
AOC mogs her

>>939025541
Well yeah...

>>939025534
I have no trouble treating it as what it is ie the result of an acutely felt childhood crush but you're kind to say so.

I think Kirsten Gillibrand looks great at times but then she moves her head out of its best angle and reverts to being another insipid-looking blonde woman.

>>939025621
I don't think you're alone in that childhood crush anon. That it's given you an affinity for the name 'Nancy' and that it's pushed you towards Pelosi, Mace, and Grace is fascinating though.

>>939025743
Julie benson is probably the hottest chic you could jerk about if you were like fuck I'm running aout of things to jerk off about I mean she's really right up the list for me. You'd be all like what the fuck is a computer why doesn't this work why can't I just shove a vampire the machine in the machine

>>939025743
I'm not >>939024991 but I did post >>939025282 just as a proof that it can and does happen.
(Not to mention it's extremely difficult and unrealistic to do with "Fairuza").

>>939025743
>>939025845
Not only would juley benson look like some old vampire. I would have sex with her looking like an old lady if she fancied, or not. Typically not. I'm a 100% I could repel her looking like a prime vampire hot chic than anyone else. Not that it is anything I'd brag about. I'd do some real fucking questions like I need to tongue kiss you please don't tell me about john withgow.

>>939025911
She looks really cool here

>>939025911 underrated tits

>>939025946
I don't believe this chic has had sex with john thisgow. She'd probably say if he offered. How many dollars do I need lately feed my family here I aint telling her yes.

>>939025981
Nice ass too

>>939026053
Any better pics of her tits?

>>939025897
Oh that's fair then. You did use probably the best possible example after all.

all other pics of jen are to big for the shitty 2mb limit

>>939025867
Would love to fondle her tits while she jerked me off during a Beetlejuice stage production

>>939026088
that's quite specific^^

>>939026120
Something tells me she's the type.

Cute Jen. With some cleavage

>>939022915 (OP)
All of them.

I vote for she

>>939026375
wonder how many loads have been pumped into that ass

In the 80's in Italy there was a pornstar that became politician. Ilona Staller/Ciciolina. A lot of cum has been wasted on her

I wonder what her rates were

>>939022915 (OP)
The thought of AOC's spicy Latina armpits always gets me hard

AOC had to be an absolute whore in college. I’m crushed no pics have ever leaked

>>939022915 (OP)
I'm tired of you anon, I'm tired of you asking me who or what I fap to constantly, it's none of your business.

>>939023778
Kill yourself racist cuckoldry shill.

>>939025396
What a horrible suicide worthy gif.

>>939025396
BASED FUCK THE ILLEGAL SPIC
BLAST ON THE BLOND'S FACE
STRINGS
FUCKING ROPES
FUCK DEMONKKKRATS

Caroline Leavitt awakens something deep inside me

>>939028360
Now that I think about it, that is crazy